Random Lana Discussion Thread

[ivory almond 15,335]

@plastiscguy hey there, favorite lanaboard member... I just wanted to check in to see how black beauty (pg mix) was doing... let me know if you need cover art 

[plastiscguy 63,430]

2 minutes ago, ivory almond said:

@plastiscguy hey there, favorite lanaboard member... I just wanted to check in to see how black beauty (pg mix) was doing... let me know if you need cover art 

I'm gonna be honest, it's nowhere near completion  

I have a few other mixes and projects planned, and I don't know which one to finish first  

 

But help with the visuals is always welcomed 

[fishtails 13,745]

1 hour ago, taco truck said:

Ben and Ed actually have the lowest IQs you could possibly imagine. Fans find about a single release and you think the correct thing to do is just not release it? Are they mentally disabled? Genuinely don’t understand the thought process. There is a reason Dua dropped these two. They “loveeeee” Lana but the minute their tiny dicks get in a twist they decide it’s a good idea to ruin her career. They hate Lana fans because we know how shitty they are to Lana and do the promotion FOR THEM, but Lana doesn’t care because they don’t make her promote. The issue with the Ocean Blvd delay might actually be their worst moment ever. How do you let Lana just not make it clear there is a delay? They expect Lana fans to get news out to everyone and then when we actually do they are pissed and then delay/ cancel without saying a goddamn word. I have never been of a fan of an artist with this many leaks, delays, and hiccups during an album release. In conclusion Ben and Ed are an actual JOKE of managers and I’m convinced they started managing as some sort of money laundering scheme

I think the main issue is still Lana and that she is the one who doesn't want the promo

 

I have no idea why but my guess is that Ben and Ed don't do anything without Lana's permission and she doesn't want them to do anything so they just...don't 

[the ocean 67,597]

1 minute ago, fishtails said:

I think the main issue is still Lana and that she is the one who doesn't want the promo

I have no idea why but my guess is that Ben and Ed don't do anything without Lana's permission and she doesn't want them to do anything so they just...don't 

she might as well fire them at this point

the very least ben & ed could do is clarify any vague info she gives and she's probably not even letting them do that

[DeadSeaOfMercury 22,864]

5 minutes ago, the ocean said:

she might as well fire them at this point

the very least ben & ed could do is clarify any vague info she gives and she's probably not even letting them do that

I mean she needs good management & they usually let her do whatever she wants.

Plus they’re family at this point, I vote to keep Ben & Ed…

[fishtails 13,745]

1 minute ago, the ocean said:

she might as well fire them at this point

the very least ben & ed could do is clarify any vague info she gives and she's probably not even letting them do that

If she cared that much about her career she would but I don’t think she really does...also she's very close with Ben and Ed and I think she cares more about staying in her comfort zone than being pushed to do things she's not comfortable with

 

Thats probably why Dua left them, because she wants to have a bigger career and Lana just wants to stay comfy 

 

I do wish she would at least let them clarify dates and stuff but in a way maybe she's protecting herself in case she decides to throw out a fake date or change it last minute....no dates at all means no fake dates and no angry fans 

[the ocean 67,597]

1 minute ago, fishtails said:

I do wish she would at least let them clarify dates and stuff but in a way maybe she's protecting herself in case she decides to throw out a fake date or change it last minute....no dates at all means no fake dates and no angry fans 

you have a point

[heavensentslut 4,187]

im surprised lana has not released pawn shop blues on any project or as a stand alone single knowing the connection she has to the song

[American Whore 51,091]

not the conversation moving here 

[lanaismamom 11,538]

3 minutes ago, heavensentslut said:

im surprised lana has not released pawn shop blues on any project or as a stand alone single knowing the connection she has to the song

omg agree i wish she would ve done a lush and luscious rework of it during paradise sessions like she did With yayo

[heavensentslut 4,187]

1 minute ago, lanaismamom said:

omg agree i wish she would ve done a lush and luscious rework of it during paradise sessions like she did With yayo

it was actually considered for paradise but was scrapped idk why

[lanaismamom 11,538]

1 minute ago, heavensentslut said:

it was actually considered for paradise but was scrapped idk why

i think u t@lking about a hoax made on the april 1st alongside the other fake information the past year cuz it was never conformed by anyone reliable that it was redone during paradise

[heavensentslut 4,187]

1 minute ago, lanaismamom said:

i think u t@lking about a hoax made on the april 1st alongside the other fake information the past year cuz it was never conformed by anyone reliable that it was redone during paradise

oh damn thats sad

[Semafori 1,511]

why do i always find this place blowing up

[kraljicabenzinske 11,250]

ladies and gentlemen, her:

[Marius 12,802]

7 minutes ago, kraljicabenzinske said:

ladies and gentlemen, her:

She ate 

[American Whore 51,091]

Just now, Marius said:

She ate 

 

she fed and WE ate 

[littleredpartydress 49,852]

8 minutes ago, kraljicabenzinske said:

ladies and gentlemen, her:

I wonder if the owner of this house knows that their landscaping is the single cover to the most iconic legendary stunning glorious etc song of all time?

[Poor Stacy 11,994]

8 minutes ago, kraljicabenzinske said:

ladies and gentlemen, her:

 

I genuinely love her, though. At first I was like "wtf", but VB sounds like a hazy California heat wave. So it makes sense... She did that.

[kraljicabenzinske 11,250]

14 minutes ago, Marius said:

She ate 

 

12 minutes ago, Poor Stacy said:

 

I genuinely love her, though. At first I was like "wtf", but VB sounds like a hazy California heat wave. So it makes sense... She did that.

periodt. It should be hanged in Louvre. it fits the song perfectly