Random Lana Discussion Thread

[mlittle11 12,234]

if shes not gonna fire him at least get him to delete the post damn 

[evalionisameme 13,900]

Nnn I don’t think we should be going through this guys internet history… tbh I’d be pissed if my phone was stolen too- the post is dramatic and diva like but hardly fire worthy 

[littleredpartydress 49,883]

As if your phone can’t get stolen literally ANYWHERE 

 

what a bizarre thing for an adult to say about a relatively minor inconvenience 

 

They should fire him  

[Paris Hilton 9,988]

1 minute ago, evalionisameme said:

Nnn I don’t think we should be going through this guys internet history… tbh I’d be pissed if my phone was stolen too- the post is dramatic and diva like but hardly fire worthy 

I'd be pissed too but I wouldn't go into this xenophobic rant... Not an excuse.

[Lanaparadiserey 23,994]

1 minute ago, evalionisameme said:

Nnn I don’t think we should be going through this guys internet history… tbh I’d be pissed if my phone was stolen too- the post is dramatic and diva like but hardly fire worthy 

I mean no one had to go through anything, it is his most recent post and actual Brazilian people are upset about being generalized and stereotyped. 

[ultrabanisters 46,098]

24 minutes ago, Lanaparadiserey said:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CsxiUz8uQx6/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
 

What a shitty thing to say about a country that is supporting you right now, I hope Lana or someone does something

peoples phones get stolen everywhere why is he pretending like its only brazil 

 

what is his role for the fest tour?

[taco truck 33,437]

5 minutes ago, evalionisameme said:

Nnn I don’t think we should be going through this guys internet history… tbh I’d be pissed if my phone was stolen too- the post is dramatic and diva like but hardly fire worthy 

sure but personally i wouldn't call a place a total shithole and generalize it's citizens saying they don't deserve live music

[ultrabanisters 46,098]

ok i think his comments were gross and unnecessary but the comments on his posts are doin too much and puts a bad name on lana stans... just block and report it bc commenting 'go home to your own country (the home of school s*******)' awful... 

[Paris Hilton 9,988]

4 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

peoples phones get stolen everywhere why is he pretending like its only brazil 

 

what is his role for the fest tour?

He is Lana's stage manager. If I'm not mistaken, he's worked with lana before. 

[fishtails 13,842]

On 5/29/2023 at 9:52 PM, mlittle11 said:

would anyone be able to explain to me the timeline of lana and seans relationship? she was a side piece yet their relationship was fairly public? sean was engaged while still with lana? did his now wife know about them since he and lana were pretty public? im pretty confused about it n want to have more context so i can understand her lyrics about him better. thanks!! 

I think what happened was (based off of lyrics, pics of them together, etc.) they were together in a serious relationship for a while until they broke up in early 2020 (February i think? Around when Lana canceled the European NFR tour)

 

They started to hook up after that, with Lana under the assumption that he was not dating anyone else

 

But he was, he was dating the woman he is married to now, he may have been engaged to her while this was happening 

The lyrics she shared on TikTok "got a cop who turns down the back beat, puts the shower on while he calls me" provides an image of him calling Lana secretly, using the noise of the shower to hide the call while he's with the other woman

 

Basically, he was two-timing them both, going behind each of their backs and cheating on both of them, forcing Lana to be the other woman

 

She likely didn't find out until she saw wedding pics or something and broke it off with him, because she didn't want to continue that situation 

[taco truck 33,437]

do we think lana is going to be on the camp flog gnaw lineup? it was just announced that it's happening in november.

[fishtails 13,842]

32 minutes ago, Lanaparadiserey said:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CsxiUz8uQx6/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
 

What a shitty thing to say about a country that is supporting you right now, I hope Lana or someone does something

This is gross...he deserves to be fired 

[hotshot2am 18,797]

He deleted the post.

[fishtails 13,842]

Seems like he deleted the post

[rocknrollgroupie 4,508]

5 minutes ago, fishtails said:

I think what happened was (based off of lyrics, pics of them together, etc.) they were together in a serious relationship for a while until they broke up in early 2020 (February i think? Around when Lana canceled the European NFR tour)

 

They started to hook up after that, with Lana under the assumption that he was not dating anyone else

 

But he was, he was dating the woman he is married to now, he may have been engaged to her while this was happening 

The lyrics she shared on TikTok "got a cop who turns down the back beat, puts the shower on while he calls me" provides an image of him calling Lana secretly, using the noise of the shower to hide the call while he's with the other woman

 

Basically, he was two-timing them both, going behind each of their backs and cheating on both of them, forcing Lana to be the other woman

 

She likely didn't find out until she saw wedding pics or something and broke it off with him, because she didn't want to continue that situation 

Ugh I’m so sorry for her. I felt so bad when she said on that livestream with Rob that when they broke up she felt like the world was ending.

[fishtails 13,842]

1 minute ago, rocknrollgroupie said:

Ugh I’m so sorry for her. I felt so bad when she said on that livestream with Rob that when they broke up she felt like the world was ending.

I know, you could really feel her pain then and through the songs about him, I just hope she really is over him because he sucks lol

 

But I think it was so much harder for her because that was her most serious relationship in a long time. I can imagine she's afraid to get that serious with someone again, which might be why she's dating a few guys more casually now

[tulsa jesus freaks 9,370]

omg who are we talking about

[lanaismamom 11,553]

but imagining changing the caption we almost cancelled byron 

[Lentilus 25,720]

Will fucked up hard lol. Tbh he deserves the backlash. You can't say Brazilians are garbage humans and not expect to get cancelled af. Fuck him for putting this stain on Lana's show comback

1 minute ago, lanaismamom said:

but imagining changing the caption we almost cancelled byron 

[Rust Dress 40,286]

who even is will whitney… is he a crew member?