Random Lana Discussion Thread

[LifeOnMars 6,265]

12 minutes ago, rocknrollgroupie said:

Bad for her entertaining for me lol

The way this could be sent to them by literally any of us… 

Yeah plus I can’t picture Lana making music for a teen movie right now. I would think they would get someone like Lorde or Taylor for that. 

[mlittle11 12,038]

11 hours ago, drugsdesire said:

if you look at the timeline of lana’s relationships, most of them literally overlap. the relationship with barrie and the relationship with francesco, her hooking up with james franco during her relationship with francesco, clay alluding that she was cheating on him, clay and lana breaking up in july and lana being seen with mike immediately after, the whole jack and evan on and off fiasco when jack sent her valentines day flowers while she was with evan… it’s a whole thing and anybody who denies it is delulu 

agree. its so funny bc her image makes you think shes totally monogamous n gives everything to one person but in reality she seems to cheat on a lot of her partners  which makes me sad bc, like most people, i literally hate cheaters 

 

ive been thinkin bout you but i wake up next to him, i feel bad about it 

[rocknrollgroupie 3,725]

11 hours ago, drugsdesire said:

if you look at the timeline of lana’s relationships, most of them literally overlap. the relationship with barrie and the relationship with francesco, her hooking up with james franco during her relationship with francesco, clay alluding that she was cheating on him, clay and lana breaking up in july and lana being seen with mike immediately after, the whole jack and evan on and off fiasco when jack sent her valentines day flowers while she was with evan… it’s a whole thing and anybody who denies it is delulu 

 Have y’all ever thought that perhaps the reason why she’s never single is because being w a man makes her feel safer? Considering how worse her situation with stalkers has gotten over the last 3-2 years, having someone by your side most of the time definitely intimidates people, like we’ve seen before with Sean and that one guy not worth mentioning his name I think even @Rorman Nockwell said once that she should not be walking around alone. That’s just my take, since we’ve all noticed this thing about her

[rocknrollgroupie 3,725]

6 minutes ago, mlittle11 said:

agree. its so funny bc her image makes you think shes totally monogamous n gives everything to one person but in reality she seems to cheat on a lot of her partners  which makes me sad bc, like most people, i literally hate cheaters 

 

ive been thinkin bout you but i wake up next to him, i feel bad about it 

But cheating doesn’t make anyone polygamous, she would be a monogamous person ( which I 99% believe she is) who cheats lmao

[LifeOnMars 6,265]

26 minutes ago, mlittle11 said:

agree. its so funny bc her image makes you think shes totally monogamous n gives everything to one person but in reality she seems to cheat on a lot of her partners  which makes me sad bc, like most people, i literally hate cheaters 

 

ive been thinkin bout you but i wake up next to him, i feel bad about it 

Based on her most recent songs, she also seems to want to settle down with one person and start a family. Yet she is dating someone like Jack. She just contradicts herself sometimes but that’s okay. 

[drugsdesire 8,909]

3 hours ago, rocknrollgroupie said:

 Have y’all ever thought that perhaps the reason why she’s never single is because being w a man makes her feel safer? Considering how worse her situation with stalkers has gotten over the last 3-2 years, having someone by your side most of the time definitely intimidates people, like we’ve seen before with Sean and that one guy not worth mentioning his name I think even @Rorman Nockwell said once that she should not be walking around alone. That’s just my take, since we’ve all noticed this thing about her

yeah, i can see that being true. she hasn’t been single ever in her career, i don’t think.

2011-2014 barrie

2014-2015 barrie, francesco

2016 (rumoured) jonathan wilson

2017 g-eazy, chase stogel

2018 chase stogel, joe the boxer guy

2019 chase stogel, sean larkin

2020 sean larkin, clayton johnson

2021 clayton johnson, mike hermosa

2022 jack donoghue, evan winiker

2023 evan winiker, jack donoghue 

disclaimer: i don’t think that there’s anything wrong with having as many partners as she’s had so far, she’s a grown woman who can make her own decisions. this is just fan banter before somebody calls me “weird” 

Edited June 19, 2023 by drugsdesire

[rocknrollgroupie 3,725]

5 minutes ago, drugsdesire said:

yeah, i can see that being true. she hasn’t been single ever in her career, i don’t think.

2011-2014 barrie

2014-2015 barrie, francesco

2016 (rumoured) jonathan wilson

2017 g-eazy, chase stogel

2018 chase stogel, joe the boxer guy

2019 chase stogel, sean larkin

2020 sean larkin, clayton johnson

2021 clayton johnson, mike hermosa

2022 jack donoghue

2023 jack donoghue, evan winiker

disclaimer: i don’t think that there’s anything wrong with having as many partners as she’s had so far, she’s a grown woman who can make her own decisions. this is just fan banter before somebody calls me “weird” 

Hahaha I don’t think theres any problem on speculating about her relationships, since that is her mainly inspiration for the music.

It is only problematic and bad for Lana when people start commenting weird shit on these guys accounts, I always get second hand embarrassment 

[drugsdesire 8,909]

35 minutes ago, rocknrollgroupie said:

Hahaha I don’t think theres any problem on speculating about her relationships, since that is her mainly inspiration for the music.

It is only problematic and bad for Lana when people start commenting weird shit on these guys accounts, I always get second hand embarrassment 

i was just telling a friend about this!!! it’s really weird and i hate it so much. especially with jack, it got so bad to the point where he just stopped deleting lana related comments because most of them were just that. evan also started deleting lana related comments. i think people shouldn’t bother them because it looks bad for lana and for the fans.

[mlittle11 12,038]

2 hours ago, rocknrollgroupie said:

But cheating doesn’t make anyone polygamous, she would be a monogamous person ( which I 99% believe she is) who cheats lmao

i never said she wasn’t monogamous. i mean that it seemed to me that she valued only having one partner at a time n not straying from that value via cheating. either way, she seems to blur the lines between polygamy and monogamy with some of her relationships so im just saying that my view of her and how i assumed she acted in her relationships is probably not true. 

[Embach 21,594]

1 hour ago, rocknrollgroupie said:

It is only problematic and bad for Lana when people start commenting weird shit on these guys accounts, I always get second hand embarrassment 

I remember when Lana dated Chase Stogel, a fan commented on his then latest Insta post (from Summer 2019) that "tell Lana to drink again, so she could write UV 2.0". As a fan, it was so embarrassing to read, like wtf, I literally wanted to bleach my eyes reading this and wanted to just leave Insta so I wouldn't see embarrassing toxic shit such as this again 🤮

1 hour ago, drugsdesire said:

yeah, i can see that being true. she hasn’t been single ever in her career, i don’t think.

2011-2014 barrie

2014-2015 barrie, francesco

2016 (rumoured) jonathan wilson

2017 g-eazy, chase stogel

2018 chase stogel, joe the boxer guy

2019 chase stogel, sean larkin

2020 sean larkin, clayton johnson

2021 clayton johnson, mike hermosa

2022 jack donoghue

2023 jack donoghue, evan winiker

disclaimer: i don’t think that there’s anything wrong with having as many partners as she’s had so far, she’s a grown woman who can make her own decisions. this is just fan banter before somebody calls me “weird” 

I think she started dating Evan in 2022 because in October 2022 they were together watching a football match and Evan hold her hands or something. But whatever tho.

[taco truck 28,775]

14 hours ago, drugsdesire said:

if you look at the timeline of lana’s relationships, most of them literally overlap. the relationship with barrie and the relationship with francesco, her hooking up with james franco during her relationship with francesco, clay alluding that she was cheating on him, clay and lana breaking up in july and lana being seen with mike immediately after, the whole jack and evan on and off fiasco when jack sent her valentines day flowers while she was with evan… it’s a whole thing and anybody who denies it is delulu 

She’s messy and I love her for that

[Lanaparadiserey 18,436]

3 hours ago, LifeOnMars said:

Posting this since they do end up being right sometimes. I wonder what other soundtrack she could be working on if it’s not this one. 

 

Just going to pretend this is true so I have something to look forward to, sometimes I just make things up so I can be excited about something

 

When does the soundtrack come out?

[rocknrollgroupie 3,725]

13 minutes ago, Embach said:

I remember when Lana dated Chase Stogel, a fan commented on his then latest Insta post (from Summer 2019) that "tell Lana to drink again, so she could write UV 2.0". As a fan, it was so embarrassing to read, like wtf, I literally wanted to bleach my eyes reading this and wanted to just leave Insta so I wouldn't see embarrassing toxic shit such as this again 🤮

OMG! I wish I had never read this 😭😭 but I don’t think anything will be as bad as Francesco’s comment section in 2014/2015 LMAO 

[Orville Peck 22,857]

3 hours ago, LifeOnMars said:

Yeah plus I can’t picture Lana making music for a teen movie right now. I would think they would get someone like Lorde or Taylor for that. 

she released Watercolor Eyes... anything is possible. 

[drugsdesire 8,909]

17 minutes ago, Embach said:

I remember when Lana dated Chase Stogel, a fan commented on his then latest Insta post (from Summer 2019) that "tell Lana to drink again, so she could write UV 2.0". As a fan, it was so embarrassing to read, like wtf, I literally wanted to bleach my eyes reading this and wanted to just leave Insta so I wouldn't see embarrassing toxic shit such as this again 🤮

I think she started dating Evan in 2022 because in October 2022 they were together watching a football match and Evan hold her hands or something. But whatever tho.

yes, my mistake, you’re right. thank you!

[Rorman Nockwell 53,865]

3 hours ago, rocknrollgroupie said:

 Have y’all ever thought that perhaps the reason why she’s never single is because being w a man makes her feel safer? Considering how worse her situation with stalkers has gotten over the last 3-2 years, having someone by your side most of the time definitely intimidates people, like we’ve seen before with Sean and that one guy not worth mentioning his name I think even @Rorman Nockwell said once that she should not be walking around alone. That’s just my take, since we’ve all noticed this thing about her

I mean just to clarify, she can obviously do whatever she wants but imo it's good that she's always out with friends/family/boyfriends nowadays because unfortunately there are many unhinged freaks who feel entitled to her and don't have boundaries

We even saw this happen in Brazil

It's really shit, but yeah

[TheBoss 13,285]

Remember Sturmgruppe? Fun times hehe

[Lanaparadiserey 18,436]

Was the song Elvis actually used in that Elvis documentary??? I know it was supposed to be but I’ve seen/heard nothing about and it came out in 2018 sooo….😭

[rocknrollgroupie 3,725]

1 minute ago, Lanaparadiserey said:

Was the song Elvis actually used in that Elvis documentary??? I know it was supposed to be but I’ve seen/heard nothing about and it came out in 2018 sooo….😭

Yes, she posted on Instagram back then 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CUL6xBxgdEz/?igshid=MmJiY2I4NDBkZg==

[Lanaparadiserey 18,436]

Just now, rocknrollgroupie said:

Yes, she posted on Instagram back then 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CUL6xBxgdEz/?igshid=MmJiY2I4NDBkZg==

Thx