Met Gala 2023 - "Karl Lagerfeld: A Line Of Beauty"

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Can someone please sneak in and bring a jumbo flashlight to shine on Lil Nas X and blind the entire MET - very Batman villain thing to do

[mlittle11 12,038]

i thought dua’s look was so chic n cohesive. one of my faves

[ultrabanisters 37,517]

1 minute ago, Maltese Falcon said:

Ugly girl, ugly outfit, ugly shoes, ugly attitude and personality. Ugly everything. Hate kim petras and hope she breaks her ankle.

spill actually 

[sempervirens 15,225]

Just now, ultrabanisters said:

spill actually 

[jadee 1,258]

5 minutes ago, SoftwareUpgrade said:

Bridgers?

YES

[Mer 52,267]

The MET photographers must fucking HATE Kim Petras (understandable) bc everyone else has these glamorous shots and all the photos of her that I'm seeing are like this 

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Kim Petras' white eyeshadow thing was what she had done for Coachella last year, but it was neon yellow- the one where she poured water on herself and allegedly broke the mic pack 

[Surf Noir 189,454]

1 minute ago, Mer said:

The MET photographers must fucking HATE Kim Petras bc everyone else has these glamorous shots and all the photos of her that I'm seeing are like this 

 

it's not the cameras, it's her look...

[ultrabanisters 37,517]

oh yeah now this conceptual masterpiece i love

 

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Just now, Mer said:

The MET photographers must fucking HATE Kim Petras bc everyone else has these glamorous shots and all the photos of her that I'm seeing are like this 

 

This is fucking hilarious I'm sorry, the boots cut her legs off and make em look stumpy. The dolls are not dolling tonight....can't forget to be petty and mention the side fat hanging out of the dress to make a surprise appearance. Kinda iconic in a ironic and tragic way, thank you Kim (the stylist). I'm guessing the boots were done due to the train- but it wasn't worth the tradeoff

[prettywhenimhigh 48,505]

it's so crazy that this is paris' first met

[Surf Noir 189,454]

Just now, prettywhenimhigh said:

it's so crazy that this is paris' first met

 

paris hilton? post the look

[Mer 52,267]

Just now, SoftwareUpgrade said:

 

This is fucking hilarious I'm sorry, the boots cut her legs off and make em look stumpy. The dolls are not dolling tonight....can't forget to be petty and mention the side fat hanging out of the dress to make a surprise appearance. Kinda iconic in a ironic and tragic way, thank you Kim (the stylist). I'm guessing the boots were done due to the train- but it wasn't worth the tradeoff

 

also the fabric looks cheap. like a blend of pleather and cheap cotton on the train 

[taco truck 28,788]

Devon Aoki slayed so hard omg

[ultrabanisters 37,517]

 

if noone else is having an issue apart from kim maybe the photographers arent the problem 

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Just now, taco truck said:

Devon Aoki slayed so hard omg

 

Omg post her please, she's always been pretty

[Rorman Nockwell 53,931]

9 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

Okay but this is well executed

On theme - tick

Black and white but without being boring - tick 

Hair and makeup - tick 

I'm sick of seeing her trying to cut up a cucumber on the Uber Eats ad and this is a nice change - tick

[mlittle11 12,038]

i think alana just posted from lana’s house. im pretty sure we all gave up on thinking she was coming but now its confirmed 

[Mer 52,267]

Why the fuck is Emma Chamberlain there? 

[American Whore 47,658]

not jack harlow showing up on shrooms