The Lying Thread

[genghis khan 5,079]

Welcome to the lying thread! 

This is your safe space to make shit up 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 19,252]

I’m Rich.

[Embach 21,134]

Honeymoon is so horrible and awful, it is Lana Del Rey's worst album and perhaps the world's worst album ever released

[Lanaparadiserey 18,348]

Lana Del Rey will win her first VMA for “Candy Necklace feat. Jon Batiste” on September 12th, 2023

[genghis khan 5,079]

I was a full time server at Waffle House for 13 years (the branch was originally owned by my great grandfather and it's an important tradition in our family.) We were normally extremely selective about the people we hire but Lana literally just walked in and got the job because she's famous and I was laid off because of her. now i'm struggling to pay rent and support my child. that job was everything to me and meant the world. i'm so mad that people on twitter think she's "iconic" or "cool" for literally displacing lower class people just for fun. it's not a joke and i'm so upset that we as a society just allow things like this to happen. 

[Deadly Nightshade 12,041]

Lana is pregnant 

[bluechemtrails 22,927]

Beautiful is a wonderful surf rock ballad.

[genghis khan 5,079]

ICE SPICE JUST ANNOUNCED A COLLAB WITH LANA 

[Surf Noir 188,800]

lizzy grant is so overrated  lana del rey is better

 

(barf)

[Embach 21,134]

I met Lana today and she told me that she's releasing LDR10 tomorrow

[Get Drunk 17,480]

20 minutes ago, Embach said:

Honeymoon is so horrible and awful, it is Lana Del Rey's worst album and perhaps the world's worst album ever released

I couldn’t even bring myself to type this im sorry you have a dark spirit

[Oceanblue 17]

She told me that she'd be undoing the copyright strikes and will release all of her unreleased music on one mega album!

[ultrabanisters 37,072]

i do not have information that could lead to certain users’ arrest

[Surf Noir 188,800]

1 minute ago, ultrabanisters said:

i do not have information that could lead to certain users’ arrest

 

multiple accounts thread part 2: electric boogaloo is coming?  

[Embach 21,134]

6 minutes ago, Get Drunk said:

I couldn’t even bring myself to type this im sorry you have a dark spirit

my honeymoon stan heart was bleeding when i was writing that but i had to write that in a thread about lying because i wanted to show people that this is the biggest fattest grossest lie a human could ever say

 

someone should do a truth thread and i'll write the truest statement about honeymoon

[palemoonbaby 13,455]

i'm not real person. you're writting with robot and pictures my face i'm posting are AI generated twink

[Coloringbooks 12,827]

I kinda did this yesterday 

[West Coast 44,804]

Taylor Swift is the most talented, genuine, original, groundbreaking & interesting artist out there and has been just that for the past 15 years, she is so not after her fans' wallet. She doesn't have a single plotative or explotative bone in her body. Also, her hardcore stans do not give Disney adults vibes at all!! 😍

[ultrabanisters 37,072]

7 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

 

multiple accounts thread part 2: electric boogaloo is coming?  

Multiple Accounts Thread Part 2: The Re Up (Roman Reloaded Edition) - Deluxe Repackage [Special Release] ~ Electric Boogaloo

[Embach 21,134]

She's going to collab with Melanie Martinez