Deadly Nightshade

The gag when it has big cracks in it within two weeks just like her phones

My hands look like this: 

So her hands can look like this: 

when her collab with quavo has the line ‘400k on my wrist, me and my man just kissed’ 

You thought I was rich and I am and it's exactly how you think
I buy $400k watches adorned with butterflies and flowers
And I was gifted 10 motorcycles from Wally
When you don't call I take my phone to the picnic table
And type an Instagram post about how you fucked up my Coachella preparations
And left me with only 37 days to prepare
And Emily fucking killed it with grace

New pics are giving Nylon China 2012 omggggg love it

Lana. “You thought I was rich and I am but not how you think” 
The watch: hold my beer

Omg the watch is gorgeous and so her. Also the 2012 vibes are taking me all the way back - truly an iconic self referential moment she’s having right now. 
 

 

She did just get that Coachella check…

@Lana Del Rey can i have $100

mother posing with her 400k watch

It says Tropico re-release out December 4th in honor of it's 11th anniversary we won 

I hate to think how much money she’s given (directly and indirectly) to this “church” 

And #BringBackDan, idgaf what they do together just bring him back 

The Alchemy is so good. I can't get enough of that chorus.
 
Clara Bow is another favourite and I love that she closed the album with this:
 
"You look like Taylor Swift
In this light
We're loving it
You've got edge she never did
The future's bright ... Dazzling"  

i look in people's windows

I think both Taylor & Lana need to drop Jack Stroganoff and go with Aaron Dessner
 
Im praying for The National & Lana interaction at Primavera PLEASE IM PRAYING

Coachella gave her the perfect momentum to start Lasso promo. But of course she won’t do it. Instead we’re getting Judah Smith interlude sequel. 🤷🏻‍♂️

it's so  cute that he constantly comments under random posts praising her 

All of Lana's best work has either 11 or 15 tracks  this is the sweet spot

just say you hate fun ! 

the title track feels almost ai generated to me, or what someone would say a generic ts song sounds like. it's catchy but not on same the level as the rest of the record

this is gonna be controversial, but "The Tortured poets Department" might be her weakest title track to date.
first 4 songs opening the album are disappointing, things only picked up from "So Long London" onward