If you could swap bodies with Lana for a day…

[bigspender 8,368]

what are some things you’d do?

 

i think this goes without saying but in case it doesn’t for any weirdos, keep it classy!!

 

id open my laptop and go crazy on some pro tools and then email it to myself for when i switched back 

[Dark Angel 203,531]

listen to all of the scrapped and elusive music i possibly can!

[baddisease 17,953]

"Leak" every single song that won't be on an album.

[MamaDelGhey 2,281]

Aside from the obvious (leaking shtuff):
 

Have someone take pictures of me browsing Lanaboards and then posting them and watching everyone go apeshit

 

Post weird cryptic nonsense on instagram and watch people try to decode it in real-time 

[taco truck 33,436]

Text Rick that I want to work with him again

[bigspender 8,368]

Just now, MamaDelGhey said:

Aside from the obvious (leaking shtuff):
 

Have someone take pictures of me browsing Lanaboards and then posting them and watching everyone go apeshit

 

Post weird cryptic nonsense on instagram and watch people try to decode it in real-time 

this is a really good one. 

 

i shamefully would also text jack donoghue to come over 

[Stoned Mary in the Garden 6,832]

Send a million to my real self, leak everything, ship her old gunne sax dresses to me, and hit up Mike Patton for a collab. Hopefully make a cover of pink cigarette by mr bungle. 

[MamaDelGhey 2,281]

1 minute ago, Stoned Mary in the Garden said:

Send a million to my real self

 Brilliant 

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,111]

I’d call Dan Auerbach IMMEDIATELY as well as perhaps Kevin Parker (Tame Impala) and get to work on my psychedelic surf rock trip hop masterpiece 

[bigspender 8,368]

16 minutes ago, Stoned Mary in the Garden said:

Send a million to my real self

omg i forgot about the money 

 

i’ll add this to the list of things to do 

[HeyBlueBaby 3,375]

Release multiple unreleased compilations to streaming, by album era hehe

[HoneymoonHaze 121]

see if it taste like pepsi cola 

[details 17,437]

i would call ben & ed and tell them i changed my mind and that wanna do a video for a&w 

[plastiscguy 63,439]

Run to the studio and record Noir professionally 

[sympathyisaknife 16,160]

I was gonna post sumn unhinged but lemme not lmfjddndjm

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,111]

51 minutes ago, Americanboy said:

Release multiple unreleased compilations to streaming, by album era hehe

no cause fr if she just decided to put her enormous unreleased catalogue for sale I think she’d be the top streamed artist ever, forever. Lmao

[cherryblossoms 10,432]

Probably record a bunch of covers and follow NewJeans on Instagram for the kii 

[The Siren 30,526]

2 hours ago, MamaDelGhey said:

Aside from the obvious (leaking shtuff):
 

Have someone take pictures of me browsing Lanaboards and then posting them and watching everyone go apeshit

 

Post weird cryptic nonsense on instagram and watch people try to decode it in real-time 

Very this yes. 

 

2 hours ago, taco truck said:

Text Rick that I want to work with him again

Rick, Dan A, Dan H, Paul Epworth, Stint, Steven Mertens, etc

 

 

 

And I'd release a 20 track beside album of outtakes for each album for a career anniversary celebration. Also release AKA

[bluechemtrails 27,324]

a day of rest and relaxation with spa baths, massages and walks on the beach so that she feels good when she gets back.

[Ultra Violet 19,039]

Record some vocals for songs that I want her to cover And post dark eyeliner wavy hair selfies on insta to thirst trap all the other ultraviolence stans