Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

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  On 6/10/2024 at 6:12 PM, bluechemtrails said:

let's hope it's not Morgan Wallen 

She's been following him longer tho, I think she's been collabing w those other country musicians but who knows. Just spaculating

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  On 6/10/2024 at 6:29 PM, ivory almond said:

Let's just say that Lana releases the entire album September 27 (the latest Friday possible in September, which she has stated as the month of release). The first single + official announcement for Ocean Blvd was December 7, 107 days before the album release on March 24. 107 days before September 27 is June 12. According to the last album rollout, we SHOULD be getting something this week.

to be fair she only announced ocean when she did because it was Sean’s birthday. The album ended up getting delayed in January for some reason, so I think even her releasing it in December was a bit early. I do hope we get something this month, but at the same time I want to make sure the release date is set in stone before it’s announced so if that means not getting anything until next month that’ll be fine with me. Plus getting a song in July and the album in September is only a 2 month wait and I’d MUCH rather have a shorter pre release than a single this month and then two more months of near silence 

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when she announces Lasso on Ultraviolence 10th anniversary bc it will be its sister album 

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I got a bit of a jump scare when I saw Neil Krug’s latest post: the first slide looks like Lana (but it’s not).

i thought he was showing us the cover or something. 

[The Stargirl Pinky 74,235]

Us when nothing’s happened on September 31st

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Us when Lasso is secretly released Friday the 13th to celebrate Ultraviolence birthday

[Embach 52,716]

What are the chances she'll ever drop something on her birthday

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guys lana just DM'd me and said that she'll "announce smthn when ivory almond gets off MQ"

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  On 6/10/2024 at 7:18 PM, ivory almond said:

guys lana just DM'd me and said that she'll "announce smthn when ivory almond gets off MQ"

oh no she’s never announcing 

 

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I’m kidding I’m kidding 

 

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  On 6/10/2024 at 7:18 PM, Embach said:

What are the chances she'll ever drop something on her birthday

tbh I don’t see why she couldn’t. It’s not like she releases something and then does any kind of promo, other than the rare instagram story/post. I don’t think it’s much work for her to take the pre written post and click ‘upload’ 

 

Idk why but June 28th just feels right to me 

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  On 6/10/2024 at 6:57 PM, The Stargirl Pinky said:

Us when nothing’s happened on September 31st

 

😅 And nothing on September 32. I think September 31st sums up the whole problem pretty accurately 😁

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  On 6/10/2024 at 7:18 PM, Embach said:

What are the chances she'll ever drop something on her birthday

Historically, none. 

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  On 6/10/2024 at 7:39 PM, GeminiLanaFan said:

Historically, none. 

Historically, she’ll wish other people birthdays this entire month and that's about it 

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I know a lot of people will disagree but i wouldn’t mind another Honyemoon rollout 

 

lead single in August and then album in September with a new single practically every week

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September 33rd Confirmed 

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Guess Henry is not coming anytime soon

( hope is a dangerous thing for a lipster like me to have but I have it)

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  On 6/10/2024 at 7:18 PM, Embach said:

What are the chances she'll ever drop something on her birthday

it's also beginning of summer, right time to drop a summer hit 

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September 34 it is then?

 

[Embach 52,716]

Lasso has 4 letters. September is the 9th month of the year. The sentence "Music business is going gone country. We are going country" has 10 words and it contains 38 letters. She announced that in February, the 2nd of the year. What do these numbers mean?

 

At the time of the announcement, Lana Del Rey was 38 years old. 10 years ago, she released her 2nd major-label studio album Ultraviolence. But what was Lana's 4th major-label studio album? Lust For Life. Which album had collaborations with rappers? Lust For Life (ASAP Rocky) and Ocean Blvd (Tommy Genesis). Which album will also have a track with a rapper? Lasso (Quovo for Tough). Lasso is a follow-up to her 9th studio album Did You Know That There's A Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd? which is going to be her 10th album. It all adds up, the Lasso is coming 

 

EDIT: OMFG I'M SO STUPID LASSO HAS 5 LETTERS WHICH MEANS THAT LUST FOR LIFE WAS HER 5TH STUDIO (NOT MAJOR-LABEL) STUDIO ALBUM SO IT STILL ADDS UP, LASSO WILL BE RELEASED IN SEPTEMBER!!!!!!