Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[GeminiLanaFan 49,352]

4 minutes ago, Cru3lW0rld said:

Henry is Not coming 

Henry has been edged by Lana for 8 months now 

[Make me your Dream Life 88,715]

someone ask that albanian horse farmer if they got the vinyl early again 

[Rock Candy 1,843]

How hungry we are 

 

[GeminiLanaFan 49,352]

3 minutes ago, Rock Candy said:

How hungry we are 

 

[whitelungswhitepalms 10,191]

I’m gonna go feral if we don’t get some freaking news OR SOMETHING that confirms that this album is either postponed or is coming in September. 

[jellyfish 668]

30 minutes ago, Rock Candy said:

How hungry we are 

 

So hungry that World Food Programme is planning to send aid

[jellyfish 668]

I have figured it out!

L+A+S+S+O -> 12+1+19+19+15 = 66 /  5 (number of letters in LASSO) = 13.2

So Lasso will be released on 13th of February 2025

Spoiler

For other albums:

• OB: Ocean Blvd -> 15+3+5+1+14+2+12+22+4 = 78 / 9 (combined letters of the shortened name) = 8.66 / 2 (two words used) = 4.33 = 4 * 3 = 12th week of the 2023 a.k.a the week in which OB was released
• UV: 21+12+20+18+1+22+9+15+12+5+14+3+5 = 157 / 13 (num. of letters in the name) = 12 * 2 (two for Is this happiness & flipside) = 24 = 24th week of 2014 a.k.a when UV was released

sometimes my genius...

 

[Venice Peach 54,376]

I miss when she used to announce stuff at her concerts and even sing little snippets 

 

I know that she prefers it this way but I miss her earlier shows when stuff wasn't that planned and choreographed 

 

At least she sang that mysterious intro and Tough last time tho  but it didn't feel that spontaneous (cause it was of course planned) 

[menslayer 18,892]

we need @LanzDelRey

[Americen Whore 10,361]

Manifesting songs with unhinged vocals like black bathing suit’s outro, cruel world, and dance til we die’s bridge 

[Eugene 26,672]

I definitely DO NOT WANT Lasso to be scrapped... And if it does happen, I hope her next album is grunge.

[drugsdesire 9,963]

3 hours ago, Nectar said:

I have figured it out!

L+A+S+S+O -> 12+1+19+19+15 = 66 /  5 (number of letters in LASSO) = 13.2

So Lasso will be released on 13th of February 2025

  Reveal hidden contents

For other albums:

• OB: Ocean Blvd -> 15+3+5+1+14+2+12+22+4 = 78 / 9 (combined letters of the shortened name) = 8.66 / 2 (two words used) = 4.33 = 4 * 3 = 12th week of the 2023 a.k.a the week in which OB was released
• UV: 21+12+20+18+1+22+9+15+12+5+14+3+5 = 157 / 13 (num. of letters in the name) = 12 * 2 (two for Is this happiness & flipside) = 24 = 24th week of 2014 a.k.a when UV was released

sometimes my genius...

 

 

omg my birthday!!! we all clapped

[love deluxe 8,862]

lana we miss you

[barttttender 5,231]

14 hours ago, Zodiac Dancer said:

I really hope not 

 

 

You guys are in for such a disappointment. Tough is gonna be on Lasso.

 

And having an album with a bonafied hit would be a nice change after 3 albums without a single one. Just sayin'.

 

If Lana doesn't think to add it, Ben or Interscope sure will. It's Doin' Time all over again.

[Make me your Dream Life 88,715]

Well I guess no matter how u look at it, good thing’s that we’ll end up being surprised either way

[laurita 3,554]

8 minutes ago, Make me your Dream Life said:

Well I guess no matter how u look at it, good thing’s that we’ll end up being surprised either way

I love this attitude! 

[Make me your Dream Life 88,715]

6 minutes ago, laurita said:

I love this attitude! 

[Zodiac Dancer 2,292]

2 hours ago, barttttender said:

And having an album with a bonafied hit would be a nice change after 3 albums without a single one. Just sayin'.

mind you ocean blvd has A&W, Let the light in, fishtails, peppers, and taco truck so idk what you mean by that 

[barttttender 5,231]

51 minutes ago, Zodiac Dancer said:

mind you ocean blvd has A&W, Let the light in, fishtails, peppers, and taco truck so idk what you mean by that 

 

None of which charted or got any radio play. As much as I love Taco Truck, a hit it ain't. Tough already outstreamed it in just over a month. 

 

Tough: 76th most streamed LDR song of all time on Spotify, Taco: 113th. Fishtail: 126th. 

 

Not that it means that Tough is a better song, but this is a conversion about hits...

 

AW, Let the light in and Peppers did better, but I wouldn't call them hits....

[Lasso 13,288]

If she opens her show today with the same intro song then it's ON  The Mirror, in God's Time, whatever we're calling it

Thoughts and prayers girls