Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[palemoonbaby 15,528]

i got access to one of Lasso songs and i sobbed. lyrics are so beautiful

  Reveal hidden contents

Cold summer morning in Missouri

Sunbeams on my blushy face

Peach fuzz in the light

Then we are typping "Free Palestine" on InstaStories

And hanging out with Bella Hadid for a little coffee or two

Talking bout problems trying not to be political

 

[dxniell 1,593]

y'all dw im at Ellie and mason HAUS 💜 to find LASSO_ROSEMEAD_BABY_EXLUSIVE_LEAK_PARADISE_2015.zip and Ellie was like oh no no no no no no girl dont even think about it but Ill find it so 

 

edit: im so sorry someone has to get me off TikTok

Edited August 29, 2024 by dxniell

[Terrence Loves Me 73,211]

what did i miss have we had any news 

 

[venice biotch 8,671]

  On 8/29/2024 at 5:06 PM, dxniell said:

y'all dw im at Ellie and mason HAUS 💜 to find LASSO_ROSEMEAD_BABY_EXLUSIVE_LEAK_PARADISE_2015.zip and Ellie was like oh no no no no no no girl dont even think about it but Ill find it so 

 

edit: im so sorry someone has to get me off TikTok

mama a girl behind you, its lasso 

[X8vinylScratchX 5,348]

.

[TrashMagiq 60,203]

lock the thread & ban everyone

[dxniell 1,593]

  On 8/29/2024 at 5:16 PM, venice biotch said:

mama a girl behind you, its lasso 

freak was matched omg adore u

[Pico Ocean Boulevard 42,762]

  On 8/29/2024 at 5:30 PM, dxniell said:

freak was matched omg adore u

Come to Lanaboardia

Be a freak like dxniell and Venice Biotch too

Screw your sanity, Delululing is all you need

 

I don't know why but this came to my mind reading this, I think I lost braincells reading the last few pages

[NikoGo 63,817]

  On 8/29/2024 at 5:23 PM, TrashMagiq said:

lock the thread & ban everyone

Thinking about it tbh I’ve already asked once for the trolling and spamming to stop and it hasn’t 

[helloheaven 716]

wheres our creativity i would much rather see people’s fan tracklists, moodboards, and good fanmade lyrics on this page not half assed lying. at least try! we should instant ban uncreative uninteresting bitches can i be mod

anyways i can’t wait for the ultimate 7 minute bel air x florida kilos x fishtail x taco truck track thats coming for us and the 30 minute gothic western film for the album based on said track: badlands

[Liz Taylor Blues 19,081]

Okay I was visited by the Ghost of Lana Future in a Dream and she told me this about LASSO:

It is an acronymn tho I am sworn not to spoil it. Its very demure and coquette.

One of the songs is parochial trap jazz.

Many illusions to drugs and sex.

More swamp than desert. This is a change from the earliest versions of this album.

UMG was not fond of this record to say the least. Hence why its been in works for so long.

It has shifted a lot since starting. In 75 percent of timelines this is its final form. I've heard the other timelines. Big Swings meaning big hits and big misses.

You'll either LOVE it or HATE it. Top or bottom of ranking for sure.

She did write a gay cowboy ballad but its unclear as of now if it will be on the album. Think Yosemite and Life Is Beautiful meets Wait For Life and Cherry. I know that is confusing but believe me when it leaks or is released you will know what I mean.

Lana will be doing a huge career shift after this album- thats why everything is in such flux. You will all be shocked.

The guests may surprise you.

This is not her Nikki collab album. thats its own thing. That isn't to say she'll be missing from this era: she will be involved in one way or another.

Theres a song that will absolutely spark controversy like the old days. Personally I'm here for it but some of the newer girlies may jump ship and go stan some pop star whose much safer......

 

ALLIGATOR MUSIC VIDEO>>>>> DID YOU EVER DOUBT?

[Liz Taylor Blues 19,081]

  On 8/29/2024 at 6:09 PM, Liz Taylor Blues said:

Okay I was visited by the Ghost of Lana Future in a Dream and she told me this about LASSO:

It is an acronymn tho I am sworn not to spoil it. Its very demure and coquette.

One of the songs is parochial trap jazz.

Many illusions to drugs and sex.

More swamp than desert. This is a change from the earliest versions of this album.

UMG was not fond of this record to say the least. Hence why its been in works for so long.

It has shifted a lot since starting. In 75 percent of timelines this is its final form. I've heard the other timelines. Big Swings meaning big hits and big misses.

You'll either LOVE it or HATE it. Top or bottom of ranking for sure.

She did write a gay cowboy ballad but its unclear as of now if it will be on the album. Think Yosemite and Life Is Beautiful meets Wait For Life and Cherry. I know that is confusing but believe me when it leaks or is released you will know what I mean.

Lana will be doing a huge career shift after this album- thats why everything is in such flux. You will all be shocked.

The guests may surprise you.

This is not her Nikki collab album. thats its own thing. That isn't to say she'll be missing from this era: she will be involved in one way or another.

Theres a song that will absolutely spark controversy like the old days. Personally I'm here for it but some of the newer girlies may jump ship and go stan some pop star whose much safer......

 

ALLIGATOR MUSIC VIDEO>>>>> DID YOU EVER DOUBT?

One last thing: She references a Lizzie/ May song we don't have produced by Mertens... whether anyone will get that reference is a whole other matter

[Bonita 12,934]

Nothing comes close to in the cock in the cockpit...

[Mima 1,113]

Yall this has nothing to do with lasso but I had dream where wild at heart demo leaked 

Could be a sign idk

[Make me your Dream Life 90,563]

Imagine she’s lassoing an entire airboat for the cover 

[Embach 52,713]

when it turns out that jinn and placid were cosplaying insiders for their lasso manifestation ritual

[dexter 2,728]

you guys have been going crazy in this thread while I’ve been investing the invisible cities movieI’ve found hardly anything 

[heroindealer 11,777]

  On 8/29/2024 at 1:37 PM, ultrabanisters said:

Hello, All,

 

I have been lurking here for a while, seeing all the 'insiders' post fake info is funny. I, however, am a real insider, and have listened to what you know as Lasso.

 

- It is a mix of Ultraviolence and Honeymoon

- OG fans will be happy

- There are soft rock and jazzy elements

- Track 6 is an invitation

- Track 2 is P**** L***

 

I will be holding a Q&A in 1 hour  

okay so i wasn’t the only one who found ‘the invitation’ description of a song questionable and borderline cringe 

[ldrzodiac 1,721]

  On 8/29/2024 at 5:06 PM, dxniell said:

y'all dw im at Ellie and mason HAUS 💜 to find LASSO_ROSEMEAD_BABY_EXLUSIVE_LEAK_PARADISE_2015.zip and Ellie was like oh no no no no no no girl dont even think about it but Ill find it so 

 

edit: im so sorry someone has to get me off TikTok

Jinn when Lana’s team spots him: 

 

“What did i DO 💜”

[Embach 52,713]

when the lasso album is going to have music and lyrics  and when the music and lyrics are amazing  and when lana del rey sings them