Horrible Music Thread

[slayyyngel 1,290]

I love how theres a giant header at the top of this website asking you to read a thread about how recent drama between standoms is ruining the site and then we just make a thread thats specifically to pick drama out of each other for hating each others faves music.

 

[Ebola 2,348]

 

[X8deletedUserX 4,711]

Ngl i just wanted everyone to stop talking about Lana’s boyfriend  The idea was to post music that’s unspeakably horrible, not just random songs u don’t like

 

And seriously, anyone saying Taylor Swift clearly has not heard the music of AJR! The level of ass of AJR needs to be studied. AJR songs don’t get released, they escape…

 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,701]

I'm sorry but this is objectively bad. Out of tune, repetitive garbage

 

[Embach 42,301]

They say, "Oh my God, I see the way you shine

Take your hands, my dear, and place them both in mine"

You know you stopped me dead while I was passing by

And now I beg to see you dance just one more time

 

Ooh, I see you, see you, see you every time

And oh my, I, I like your style

You, you make me, make me, make me wanna cry

And now I beg to see you dance just one more time

 

So they say

"Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh-oh-oh

I've never seen anybody do the things you do before"

They say

"Move for me, move for me, move for me, ayy-ayy-ayy

And when you're done, I'll make you do it all again"

 

I said, "Oh my God, I see you walking by

Take my hands, my dear, and look me in my eyes"

Just like a monkey, I've been dancin' my whole life

But you just beg to see me dance just one more time

 

Ooh, I see you, see you, see you every time

And oh my, I, I like your style

You, you make me, make me, make me wanna cry

And now I beg to see you dance just one more time

 

So they say

"Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh-oh-oh

I've never seen anybody do the things you do before"

They say

"Move for me, move for me, move for me, ayy-ayy-ayy

And when you're done, I'll make you do it all again"

They say

"Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

I've never seen anybody do the things you do before"

They say

"Move for me, move for me, move for me, ayy-ayy-ayy

And when you're done, I'll make you do it all again"

 

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh

Ooh, ah-ah, ah-ah

 

They say

"Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh-oh-oh

I've never seen anybody do the things you do before"

They say

"Move for me, move for me, move for me, ayy-ayy-ayy

And when you're done, I'll make you do it all again"

 

They say

"Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

I've never seen anybody do the things you do before"

They say

"Move for me, move for me, move for me, ayy-ayy-ayy

And when you're done, I'll make you do it all again

All again"

[longtimeman 8,917]

43 minutes ago, Rorman Nockwell said:

I'm sorry but this is objectively bad. Out of tune, repetitive garbage

 

I've never listened to them (and I'm not about to start now), but even just reading their name gives me a headache,

[cherrytropico 11,076]

 

 

 

 

[AOK 1,160]

I just have to mention this track:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJenaaltdCw

[X8deletedUserX 4,711]

26 minutes ago, cherrytropico said:

 

 

 

 

As a certified Taymid hater, Fortnight is one of her best songs in my opinion. Other tracks on TPD are much much worse

[Charlottexseax 7,942]

4 hours ago, Rorman Nockwell said:

I'm sorry but this is objectively bad. Out of tune, repetitive garbage

 

 

it's objectively not out of tune though... don't know what definition you're going by. and as for the repetitive... verse chorus and bridge have different chord progressions and melodies. it's as "repetitive" as every song whose verse is different from the chorus. it just seems like you don't like the song and are grasping at straws trying to justify it... you can just say its annoying and let it be that

[racecar 2,465]

14 hours ago, crazyforyou said:

so have you listened to their whole discography then?

unfortunately

[evalionisameme 13,889]

5 hours ago, Rorman Nockwell said:

I'm sorry but this is objectively bad. Out of tune, repetitive garbage

 

Great song

[Embach 42,301]

I don't know why it got so many views then

 

[Embach 42,301]

1 minute ago, Embach said:

I don't know why it got so many views then

 

NO, this one's even a bigger mystery. Why does this song have 15 BILLION views? FIFTEEN BILLION. That's like people on Earth doubled. This song is stupid. Horrible. I have never heard it in full, I heard like 30 seconds of it on TV and that was enough for me. Like there are even better songs out there for children. What's the phenomenon? 

 

[laurita 2,966]

 

And also all the new remixes of old songs like:

https://youtu.be/uIBJJ3M76Mg?si=UHRX2JqCynO3xR4j

 

 

my algorithm on YT is lost forever

[Lana Del Dufrene 10,634]

Big Foot Nicki Minaj

[Cult Leader 5,225]

Justin Bieber Yummy and Peaches

[Lana Del Dufrene 10,634]

Just now, Cult Leader said:

Justin Bieber Yummy and Peaches

I WAS GONNA SAY YUMMY OMG PSYCHIC

[evalionisameme 13,889]

 

We could put her whole career but her early stuff was relatively okay 

She sounds like she has bad flem

Her new stuff is the same sh*t but people are just realising it’s sh*t

[Embach 42,301]

2 minutes ago, evalionisameme said:

 

We could put her whole career but her early stuff was relatively okay 

She sounds like she has bad flem

Her new stuff is the same sh*t but people are just realising it’s sh*t

The way I knew whom you were talking about when LanaBoards lagged and didn't show the link

 

I don't hate her music but all of her singles got overplayed in the radio back then, especially Dark Horse and I was sick to my stomach when that baby intro "Ugh neeoooow" started playing