Misheard Lana Lyrics

[Hallo Heaven 1,119]

On 1/24/2017 at 11:04 PM, cherrybaby said:

in the blackest day when she sings: I got you, i got you. i thought it was Pikachu, Pikachu :'(

Hell, yeah! I was listening to Honeymoon today and whenever that part comes up in TBD I piss myself with laughter 

[Pretty Dull 208]

I Talk To Jesus: we used to pretend we were Mary (as in the virgin Mary from the bible) and start again, the mental gymnastics I had to do to make it make sense 

[suicideblonde 2,702]

Florida Kilos:

Soon in my mouth and boiled hooves 

 

zoomin in my miles and gold hoops

 

yes I know what the fuck... well I thought boiled hooves was like a witch concoction thing and then she was gonna eat it or some shit. It made sense OK

Edited October 6, 2020 by suicideblonde
Edit: apparently its sun in my mouth and gold hoops

[past the bushes 30,938]

Born To Die:

Jesus's last words: "this is the last time

'cause you and I, we were born to die"

 

 made sense to me

[cashcomesquick 5,381]

Ultraviolence: “crying tears of gold, like Adam and Eve“

 

Real text: “crying tears of gold, like lemonade“

[yayoprincess 18]

Florida kilos: "yayo and all my dolphins" 

[bloodydriver 4,582]

Summer Bummer:

White lies and black beaches

Miles in between us

Sisivolostrous

Some game on repeat...

 

I just took sisivolostrous as some random reference she added on

[Party Favor 10,308]

39 minutes ago, titanicearth said:

Summer Bummer:

White lies and black beaches

Miles in between us

Sisivolostrous

Some game on repeat...

 

I just took sisivolostrous as some random reference she added on

jieroge i still don't know what tf she say's saying on 90% of this song nor the ending of asap's verse 

[Turtledove 546]

Big Bad Wolf: 

Make me moan all night long 

 lmao its actually run

On 10/6/2020 at 9:33 AM, suicideblonde said:

Florida Kilos:

Soon in my mouth and boiled hooves 

 

zoomin in my miles and gold hoops

 

yes I know what the fuck... well I thought boiled hooves was like a witch concoction thing and then she was gonna eat it or some shit. It made sense OK

b o i l e d          h o o v e s ..... oh my god haha

[suicideblonde 2,702]

All my life I have heard "How you give head" in For K Part 2 but I looked up the lyrics today and apparently it's "how do you get so handsome" according to every source that I find. Am I crazy bc I really can't hear "how do you get so handsome," or are all of the sources wrong?

[Dark Angel 202,299]

in "the greatest" i always thought she was saying "the life's dream's almost on" and i thought that was really nice

 

and then i found out that she's actually saying "the livestream's almost on"  

[Turtledove 546]

17 minutes ago, suicideblonde said:

All my life I have heard "How you give head" in For K Part 2 but I looked up the lyrics today and apparently it's "how do you get so handsome" according to every source that I find. Am I crazy bc I really can't hear "how do you get so handsome," or are all of the sources wrong?

how you get so handsome, my boy~  she does slur it a lot but its def there. The get is like ghhhaat she nearly makes a d sound at the end 

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,658]

I will never get over Art Deco’s lyrics not being “a little boy never hurt no one” BYE

 

  

[Distantly 3,923]

This is embarrassing I think but up until not that long ago, I though that old money started not with “Blue Hydrangea”

...

but “Blue Eyed Angel”

 

I mean it still kinda fits so whatever ??

[boom like that 11,891]

For like over half a year I thought in Heroin she was saying "grandma bought me the ribbons in my hair" like she was reminiscent about being young and innocent when her grandma got her ribbons. The realization 8 months later when genius called me a dumb bitch cause the lyrics were actually "grabbed me by the ribbons in my hair" 

[past the bushes 30,938]

On Bel Air:

I don't love roses 

[magnapinna 18]

In Off To The Races when I first heard it I thought she was saying "Wipe the candy off with my red nail polish" instead of "White bikini off with my red nail polish".

[mkultraviolence 5,832]

I was dancing in my room to Breaking My Heart last year and I heard her say "hey fat boi" instead of "fly boy" and I still laugh thinking about it

[saith 1,185]

"Take out your decoys" instead of " Take out your turquoise" in Chemtrails 

[Ultra Violet 18,977]

For god's sake not again

 

Drive lyrics:

You think our love would feel all different, not tonight
You think our love would fill in that drink again
You think our love would transform into the man god meant to make when he began

 

What I heard:

You think I'll ever feel different than I do now

You think I'll ever feel electric again

You think I'll ever transform into the man god meant to make when he began

 

 

It made total sense to me