Misheard Lana Lyrics

[Wynwood 19,966]

caught up in my dreams and forgetting

i've been acting like imma get it

cause you

[terencelovesyou 18]

"If we hold on to Rome / we'll have a happy ending."

[annedauphine 34,559]

I've always heard "you're smoking hot" instead of "let's go get high in BTD and "I can see my baby swagging" in WC. Smh. Also I've thought for months that it was "Barrios tonight" instead of "bats her cartoon eyes" in Carmen, I though it was a club or something! And the first time I've listened to Brooklyn Baby I was very tired and completely misunderstood and thought she was saying "he plays guitar in his submarine" 

Omfg this was my first post ever here I think lmao

 

Also thought it was "so fucking sick" instead "so fun I can't see" in Velvet Crowbar and got immensely disappointed when I saw I was wrong GOD I love this song too much you're like crack to me so fucking sick sounds so much better imo

I'm still so BITTER about that, I have no idea why but it sounds soooo much better in my head, what does "so fun I can't see" even means?? you're crack to me so you're sick idk makes sense

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

i always hear hung like a horse in hey you

[OverYourHead 6,090]

I have the worst one. For YEARS I sang

 

“You were sorta punk rock

I grew up on a poppy farm

But you hit me better than my favourite sweater”

 

Also

 

“Fuck yeah, give it to me,

this isn’t even really what I really want,

It’s innocence lost”

[Downtown Baby Doll 5,309]

Ice cream, I scweam

[BluVelvUnderground 1,754]

Ice cream, I scweam

 

Writing on my walls in blood and shit,

Woah, my god,

jumping off from the walls into the docks and shit.

 

[Lucas B. 1,459]

Best thread ever, i'm LMAO 

 

I've always misheard a line from WM til I read the lyrics a few weeks ago I've been acting like imma get it cause you which is I've been acting like armageddon

 

And in Summer Bummer: hot tubs in the summer which I thought it was nasty but in fact is high tops in the summer

[BreadKing 332]

i'm the board the lightning the thunder

[Lucas B. 1,459]

i when i first heard bel air i thought she was singing "lead me to war with your brilliant erection" i was always like     okay(??) lana.. u kno best.... whatever u say ..

Back to 2013 I thought she was singing ''walk in the way of my soft dress erection'' instead of ''my soft ressurrection'' and was like 'lana wtf is this?' 

i'm the board the lightning the thunder

actually she confirmed to a fan on twitter that it really is ''i'm the board the lightning the thunder''

[BluVelvUnderground 1,754]

i'm the board the lightning the thunder

 

Wait, is it actually "bolt"? Someone corrected me on it actually being "board". Surfboards makes sense in context, but I swear I'm not hearing it. 

[BreadKing 332]

Wait, is it actually "bolt"? Someone corrected me on it actually being "board". Surfboards makes sense in context, but I swear I'm not hearing it. 

 

she confirmed it was "the board" https://twitter.com/Lanapedia/status/1039968490940055552/photo/1

 

but i really thought it was "climb aboard" for a little bit

[BreadKing 332]

[BluVelvUnderground 1,754]

Nothing gold can stay, 

like lava lemonade.

[Miss Honeydew 615]

i've been singing 24 wrong and omg 

 

For most of them you pay

For all the things they page you for, my love

 

[Serene Queen 4,776]

“Chicka cherry cola lime” in Florida kilos (whatever that means lmao)

[TrashMagiq 55,328]

At first I thought it was Chica, Cherry, Cola Lines.
like, coke lines, idk

[American Whore 47,565]

In Venice Bitch when the chorus comes up and she says “on my lips (I do, I do)” she says “it’s me, your little Venice bitch (it’s me, it’s me)” but I keep hearing “(pussy queen, pussy queen)” in the background instead lmao idk wtf

[graham4anything 2,859]

she confirmed it was "the board" https://twitter.com/Lanapedia/status/1039968490940055552/photo/1

 

but i really thought it was "climb aboard" for a little bit

 

The soundboard with some sound effects perhaps.

[Hannus 1,617]

when i first listened to TNC i heard Lenin instead of Lennon