Taylor Swift

[crazyforyou 4,321]

fortnight 

tortured poets department 

my boy only breaks his fav toys 

down bad 

so long london 

but daddy i love him 

fresh out the slammer 

florida 

guilty as sin 

who’s afraid of little old me 

i can fix him 

loml 

i can do it with a broken heart 

smallest man who ever lived 

the alchemy 

clara bow 

the black dog 

imgonnagetyouback 

the albatross 

chloe or sam or sophia or marcus 

how did it end 

so high school 

i hate it here 

thanK you aIMee 

i look in peoples windows 

the prophecy 

cassandra 

peter 

the bolter 

robin 

the manuscript 

[Mer 61,585]

Track 5 Ranking (bc I think this is her best track 5):

1. So Long, London

2. Dear John 

3. You’re On Your Own, Kid

4. My Tears Ricochet

5. All Too Well

6. The Archer 

7. Tolerate It 
8. Delicate 

9. All You Had To Do Was Stay

10. White Horse 

11. Cold As You 

[Nectar Of The Puss 975]

I somehow managed to get the record store day note which may be common in Australia but literally no record stores got them except for one in Brisbane that I know of. I feel so very special it will be framed

[DeadSeaOfMercury 22,923]

Just saw the video, She’s Gorgeous Obviously, Weird seeing Post without Tattoos 

[taco truck 32,960]

Who’s afraid of little old me is like evil Wildest Dreams (production wise)

[Lavender Sunshine 4,241]

I'm not a Taylor fan but here's this

https://www.instagram.com/p/C59kqTfp6lF/?igsh=MWUyenZueGdjb2NzMA==

[Terrence Loves Me 72,663]

This is a great album. Down Bad and Guilty as Sin are my favourites so far. I absolutely love that western sound in guilty, and down bad is just so melancholy and gentle.

 

There's a lot of highlights for me, i'm still on my second listen but might drop a ranking later today if i have the time. <3

[Lana Del Dufrene 10,408]

My updated top 5 from TTPD…

So Long, London

Guilty As Sin

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

But Daddy I Love Him

The Prophecy 

 

[honeymoon is alive 21,109]

300 million debut streams is insane 

[rancidgirl 5,292]

just found out robin is a song aaron wrote about his son that’s so cute

[Terrence Loves Me 72,663]

imgonnagetyouback

 

[venice biotch 7,004]

my top 5 songs 

1. i hate it here

2. whos afriad...

3. chloe or sam or sophia or marcus

4. loml

5. the albatross

[palemoonbaby 15,078]

damn, this album is hitting so much

when i woke up i had in my head playing all songs from standard editions.

bitch, sorry i doubted in you and thought that TTPD is boring and uninspiring. you are the mastermind.

[Embach 41,647]

I loved the music video for Fortnight! Absolutely beautiful, Taylor's and Post Malone's chemistry was crazy good! I also loved the cameos of the Dead Poets Society actors Ethan Hawke and Josh Charles! 🩶

[bluechemtrails 26,624]

'The Tortured Poets Department' Is So Lana Del Rey-Coded That It's Frustrating

[Genesee 6,307]

i really dislike the title track but it's been stuck in my head all morning 

[Terrence Loves Me 72,663]

Okay here's my ranking/review after a few listens + some extra thoughts

 

Top Tier

1. Down Bad 9/10  (I love this track so much, it's a perfect melancholy mid tempo pop song. Kinda reminds me of an unreleased Charli song, definitely my type of sound)

2. Guilty as Sin? 9/10 (This one had me gagged! I love the western style and melody, it reminds me of something from her RED era. The taylor i know and love<3)

3. The Tortured Poets Department 8/10 (Instant classic for me, i love the synths and the backing vocals. It sounds so elegant and mature. Beautiful)

4. But Daddy, I Love Him 8/10 (A classic Taylor track, i love that it's 5 minutes as well. It has a great outro and is just overall a great song)

5. Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? 7/10 (Her screaming the line was a great touch, i enjoyed this one!)

6. Fresh Out The Slammer 7/10 (That subtle guitar in the background is haunting, i love the melody because it's very Lana. This was an interesting fresh new sound for Taylor)

Mid Tier

7. I Can Do It With a Broken Heart 7/10 (I love this song, it's fun, goofy and cheesy)

8. Fortnight 7/10 (Probably the most Midnight-esque track on the album, it starts off slow but picks up toward the end. It's not a great intro but a nice song overall)

9. So Long, London 7/10 (I need more time with this one but i think i'll grow to love it, its pretty and has a lot of potential)

10. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived 7/10 (Starts off boring but gets better towards the end, i liked the lyrics on this one)

11. The Alchemy 7/10 (Good song but kinda sounds like a lesser version of Guilty as Sin)

Bottom Tier

12. My Boy Only Breaks His Favourite Toys 7/10 (A bit basic, but still enjoyable)

13. loml 6/10 (I need more time with this one, but it didn't stand out to me. I do like the piano though)

14. Clara Bow 6/10 (probably the most "mehh" song on the album, it's alright i guess)

15. Florida!!! 5/10 (I just don't like this song at all)

16. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) 5/10 (boring)

[honeymoon is alive 21,109]

22 minutes ago, bluechemtrails said:

'The Tortured Poets Department' Is So Lana Del Rey-Coded That It's Frustrating

oop 

[Lana Del Dufrene 10,408]

25 minutes ago, bluechemtrails said:

'The Tortured Poets Department' Is So Lana Del Rey-Coded That It's Frustrating

[Nectar Of The Puss 975]

I think TTPD is so unique and beyond anything anyone could make. Sadly even Lana, jack obviously has favourites.