Re-interprete Lana Lyrics

[Jazzmin 302]

Just create an absurd interpretation. Let it be total nonsense. Can be a whole song or just some lyrics out of context, whatever you please.

Go ahead and get high

EXAMPLE: Cola

 

My pussy taste like Pepsi-Cola
My eyes are wide like Cherry Pies
I gots a taste for men who are older
It's always been so it's no surprise
Harvey's in the sky with diamonds...

The song is about a girl who suffers from pica disorder. She licked/ate her cat and uses a simile refering to pepsi and cola. This a meaningful metaphore for it represents two different world - PepsiCo and The Coca-Cola Company. Just like yin & yang, black & white, the pussy tastes bad and good at the same time. It stands for the way she fights with her problem - at the same time she wants to attend her therapy and listen to her shink's pieces of advice but on the other hand she loves the taste of her cat and it feels awesome.

She also has some ocular issues. Plus she compares her eyes to normal food.

Besides kittens, she also happens to taste humans. Those ones taste better, though, and it is her favorite food. As it is her favorite, I doubt she could keep herself from eating it. DAT CANNIBAL. And men are just like wine, the older, the better. Seems an expert.

In the sky, she also sees things she perceives as food - she does not know those funny shining things are "stars" so she thinks of them as "diamonds". And she like eating times too. But those star-diaments are too high, she cannot reach them and that's "making her crazy". She wants to eat them!

 

[Guest Dot]

Just create an absurd interpretation. Let it be total nonsense. Can be a whole song or just some lyrics out of context, whatever you please.

 

Go ahead and get high

 

EXAMPLE: Cola

 

 

 

The song is about a girl who suffers from pica disorder. She licked/ate her cat and uses a simile refering to pepsi and cola. This a meaningful metaphore for it represents two different world - PepsiCo and The Coca-Cola Company. Just like yin & yang, black & white, the pussy tastes bad and good at the same time. It stands for the way she fights with her problem - at the same time she wants to attend her therapy and listen to her shink's pieces of advice but on the other hand she loves the taste of her cat and it feels awesome.

 

She also has some ocular issues. Plus she compares her eyes to normal food.

 

Besides kittens, she also happens to taste humans. Those ones taste better, though, and it is her favorite food. As it is her favorite, I doubt she could keep herself from eating it. DAT CANNIBAL. And men are just like wine, the older, the better. Seems an expert.

 

In the sky, she also sees things she perceives as food - she does not know those funny shining things are "stars" so she thinks of them as "diamonds". And she like eating times too. But those star-diaments are too high, she cannot reach them and that's "making her crazy". She wants to eat them!

 

 

:eartha:

[ZeroZero 2,225]

Video Games:

 

"Swinging in the backyard

Pull up in your fast car

Whistling my name"

 

She's imagining when she used to be a little girl, playing in the backyard, while to her surprise, her father Rob got home and started to say Lana's name in a sing song voice.

 

 

"Open up a beer

And you say, Get over here

And play your video game."

 

Rob has a terrible drinking problem. He wants Lana to play with his "Joy Stick" aka her Video Games.

 

 

"I'm in his favorite sun dress

Watching me get undressed

Take that body downtown"

 

Now is time for Rob and Lana to experience the body electric together.

 

 

The whole song is about Lana's addiction to imagining how it could have been with her mother out of the picture and her daddy all to herself. The video games are her father's skin flute.

[ZeroZero 2,225]

I JUST DISTURBED MYSELF

[LittleFool 1,912]

This isn't a re-interpretation thread, this is a Freudian diagnosis thread! First she has daddy issues and now pica, of all things. Poor girl.

[GangstaBoy 3,930]

Now is time for Rob and Lana to experience the body electric together.

 

I almost died laughing  ...the body electric

[silver starlet 1,376]

omg i've been wanting to post this but it's embarrassing lol 

so i was listening to daddy issues and i came up with this whole thing about meth. i promise i was sober:

 

 

 

You say you a bad guy

You-you-you a bad guy

That’s why everyone likes you

They say that you’re so fun

And you’re so cool

They call you Baby Blue

Because it’s your favorite color, boy

 

in my mind, meth was blue (breaking bad's impact tbh ) and that's why she kept saying baby blue. wasn't until a while later i realized meth isn't actually blue   

 

I would advise

It’s nice, ice, baby

How much I’m liking you

Stone cold, baby

Somebody come and save me

Rock, rock, baby

Somebody come and save me

Rock, rock, baby

You don’t want to come and save me

 

ice/rock=crystal meth

somebody come and save me= she's addicted to it ??

 

You’re always so high

You’re such a tough guy

 

self explanatory

 

The city is dangerous

I need your kiss to survive

The city is my dirtiest

I would advise

It’s nice, ice, baby

How much I’m liking you

 

meth is dangerous, she needs it to survive, then the ice reference again

 

 

[GangstaBoy 3,930]

I came up with this, don't be too harsh please

 

Radio

 

 

 

"Not even they can stop me now,
Boy, I'll be flying over head..."

 

This song is clearly about a misunderstood girl who suffers from bulling at school. She has a complex mental disorder which makes her believe she is a bird, so other students make fun of her delusions.

So this girl dreams about flying all over Hollywood and the golden streets of LA. Somehow she manages to do it and is later featured in the news as the incredible Bird-woman.

 

"Now my life is sweet like cinnamon,
like a fucking dream I'm living in..."

 

This refers to the fame she made as the Bird-Woman, so while some tried to bash her ("Their heavy words can't bring me down"), she gained popular acclaim and fulfilled her dream about flying.

 

She is prominently featured in the radio all over the US, so her school mates try to befriend her just to get a taste of the glamorous life she's leading as Queen of Weirdos (cause she made a lot of money while travelling with a circus as the main atraction).

 

The line "lick me up and take me like a vitamine" refers to the sedatives she's given by the circus owner, cause she would left otherwise.

 

 

 

 

God, I need serious help 

 

[TRENCH 15,450]

I came up with this, don't be too harsh please

 

Radio

 

 

 

"Not even they can stop me now,

Boy, I'll be flying over head..."

 

This song is clearly about a misunderstood girl who suffers from bulling at school. She has a complex mental disorder which makes her believe she is a bird, so other students make fun of her delusions.

So this girl dreams about flying all over Hollywood and the golden streets of LA. Somehow she manages to do it and is later featured in the news as the incredible Bird-woman.

 

"Now my life is sweet like cinnamon,

like a fucking dream I'm living in..."

 

This refers to the fame she made as the Bird-Woman, so while some tried to bash her ("Their heavy words can't bring me down"), she gained popular acclaim and fulfilled her dream about flying.

 

She is prominently featured in the radio all over the US, so her school mates try to befriend her just to get a taste of the glamorous life she's leading as Queen of Weirdos (cause she made a lot of money while travelling with a circus as the main atraction).

 

The line "lick me up and take me like a vitamine" refers to the sedatives she's given by the circus owner, cause she would left otherwise.

 

 

 

 

God, I need serious help 

 

My favorite song is dead now 

[Philomene 928]

Lolita 

 

 

                             

I don't care what they say about me, what they say about me

Because I know that it's L.O.V.E.
You make me happy, you make me happy
And I never listen to anyone

 

 

She knows people disapprove of her relationship with her dad, they all judge them for living their love but she knows that he is the right person for her.

 

 

 

Let them all say

Hey, Lolita, hey
Hey, Lolita, hey
I know what the boys want, I'm not gonna play
Hey, Lolita, hey
Hey, Lolita, hey
Whistle all you want but I'm not gonna say

 

 

She isn't exactly the one calling herself Lolita, it's all the people around her who say that! She doesn't deny it and instead kinda appropriates it to feel stronger.

 

 

No more skipping rope, skipping heart beats with the boys downtown
Just you and me feeling the heat even when the sun goes down

 

 

 

She feels committed to her relationship and won't flirt anymore with other boys.

[ZeroZero 2,225]

Million Dollar Man is really about Rob

[cartoon eyes 2,540]

KINDA OUTTA LUCK is about her being terrible at gambling

[Sitar 22,213]

I was gonna make Afraid into some kinda serial killer Stockholm Syndrome thing but it fit too well That gives some resonance to the fear aspect of the song yikes/awww

 

Some Lanalysis that ended up falling through for Money Hunny:

 

Have you ever seen a dead man
Seen a dead man lying in the road?

 

Witnessing the infamous K drive-by

 

Have you ever heard his best friend
Heard his best friend say, "You'd better go"?
"Before you get fined, or else you'll do time."

 

The best friend referring to this line in Get Drunk: I am sleeping with your best friend. Only now the best friend Lana was sleeping with is the dead man, and his best friend is K, urging her to go and not get arrested. K finds out about Liz and his bff hooking up and thus...kills his best friend/Lana's side guy, I guess.

 

I got a million y'all

[yayoop 4,606]

Video Games:

 

"Swinging in the backyard

Pull up in your fast car

Whistling my name"

 

She's imagining when she used to be a little girl, playing in the backyard, while to her surprise, her father Rob got home and started to say Lana's name in a sing song voice.

 

 

"Open up a beer

And you say, Get over here

And play your video game."

 

Rob has a terrible drinking problem. He wants Lana to play with his "Joy Stick" aka her Video Games.

 

 

"I'm in his favorite sun dress

Watching me get undressed

Take that body downtown"

 

Now is time for Rob and Lana to experience the body electric together.

 

 

The whole song is about Lana's addiction to imagining how it could have been with her mother out of the picture and her daddy all to herself. The video games are her father's skin flute.

 

I just shat my pants HAHAHAHHAHAYOUREFUCKED

[Jazzmin 302]

Ok, I hope this time my "interpretation" will be a bit less insane!

 

You are Brolin* hot

Santa Monica Boulevard

Black tint glass on your cherry red car

You know very well no one's bad as you are

 

You're hot, hot, hot, hot, hot

You know that I want what you got

You're hot, hot, hot, hot, hot

You know that I want what you got

 

"Hot Hot Hot" is about a cherrycake she wants to eat. It has been just baken and it's still very hot but must be delicious!

 

There's one problem, though - she's on a diet. That's she refers to the cake "no one's bad as you are". She knows she won't be slim if she eats it.

[LastWordsNTime 259]

Hundred Dollar Bill:

I like your ultra-violent swing

There is a swing in the playground that is really aggressive and hurts everyone.

Lana seems to like him tho.

[Creyk 11,699]

Video Games:

 

"Swinging in the backyard

Pull up in your fast car

Whistling my name"

 

She's imagining when she used to be a little girl, playing in the backyard, while to her surprise, her father Rob got home and started to say Lana's name in a sing song voice.

 

 

"Open up a beer

And you say, Get over here

And play your video game."

 

Rob has a terrible drinking problem. He wants Lana to play with his "Joy Stick" aka her Video Games.

 

 

"I'm in his favorite sun dress

Watching me get undressed

Take that body downtown"

 

Now is time for Rob and Lana to experience the body electric together.

 

 

The whole song is about Lana's addiction to imagining how it could have been with her mother out of the picture and her daddy all to herself. The video games are her father's skin flute.

 

"Tell me all the things you wanna do"

 

[Guest Dot]

Hundred Dollar Bill:

 

I like your ultra-violent swing

 

There is a swing in the playground that is really aggressive and hurts everyone.

 

Lana seems to like him tho.

[Bae 565]

HIT AND RUN

Hollywood and New York, mister major.

And there's me,

Little queen of the stage, yeah.

He's a God,

One the stars, call creator.

Hail the king of the industry players.

Take off your business suit,

Sitting in your lap for my interview.

 

Okay, so this song is about when Lana gets too old for singing and decides to get a job.

She flys into NYC from LA, and applies for a job 

Her interviewer/boss is very attractive

So, you know 

Hit it and run.

Let's hit it and run.

Hit it and run.

Hit it and run.

Baby hit it and run,

Hit it and run.

 

Basically he's underage, like 8 years old so she has to leave cause she's now considered a pedophile

 

Pick me up in your white Lamborghini.

London town,

You'll watch out,

While I'm singing.

Glamorous on the stage,

Boy believe me.

Keep your girl back.

No competing.

Eying you from across the room,

Watching me.

Wa-watching you.

 

Lana moves to London and starts to sing again

and since Lana has a thing for cars and old men, she dates an old man with a Lamborghini.

Lana doesn't drive anymore, so she gets her partner to pick her up after work

One day, a couple years after the NYC incident,  shes preforming and she sees her old boss. 

so then ya know 

again, shes now a pedophile plus she cheated so she has to leave

 

Oh oh oh.

You know this world is mean.

Nothing's for free,

It's money and technology.

Together we'd be deadly.

You know this world is mean.

Nothing's for free.

It's money and technology.

Together we'd be deadly.

Deadly.

Deadly.

 

Lana lives somewhere in Canada and is in an intimate relationship with the internet.

 

[Lirazel 700]

I was gonna make Afraid into some kinda serial killer Stockholm Syndrome thing but it fit too well That gives some resonance to the fear aspect of the song yikes/aww

God, you're right... Now I'm never gonna see the song in any other way.