Lanaween Costume Contest

[Hundred Dollar Bill 21,803]

Someone write up a nice HDB-style bullshitter about how my real costume (sister wife) fits into Lana's themes

 

Sister wife? Easy, just think of the lyrics to Cola.

"I know your wife, and she wouldn't mind." Obviously, Lana is portraying a sister wife in that song.

You're welcome.

[evilentity 13,342]

I didn't know there was a rule for that. I've been saying that for at least a decade, but more in relation to fetishes than porn. I know of some guy who desired to be run over (!) by a car, RUN OVER BY A CAR AND KILLED, while masturbating. He had offered an acquaintance of my friend a very large sum of money to actually do it. I mean, what?

Eh, could be worse. Have you heard about the German court case about the guy with a cannibalism fetish where that sparked debate over whether they could try him for murder since his victim was willing? And then there's the Japanese cannibal who became a free man after his extradition from France and went on to do fetish porn. Rule 34 indeed.

 

Funnily enough, wind machines are used a lot in 20th century composition and a little bit in late 1800s. See here. They're awesome, you crank them with a lever and they come in different sizes for, uhm, different kinds of wind noises. Some of my favorite composers have made use of them.

I'm going to use this talk of instruments requiring crank-turning as an excuse to talk about one of my favorite, more eclectic bands, Hedningarna. The play hurdy gurdies and all sorts of unusual instruments combining modern elements with folk music traditions from pre-Christian Scandinavia and Finland (Hedningarna is Swedish for "the heathens"). I recommend starting with their album Trä although Kaksi! wouldn't be a bad starting point either. Here's the first track off Trä which feels appropriate for Halloween. The Finnish female singers' vocals make me think of witches' incantations. It sounds a little, dare I say it, evil.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zrJoTtcONM

 

Edit: I saw them in concert when I was studying abroad in Denmark in 2001 and they were awesome. Although I was into them before I went to Denmark. #HipsterAlert

[Adrift 4,813]

I joined the forum too late to go to the Ball.

[Monicker 3,035]

Eh, could be worse. Have you heard about the German court case about the guy with a cannibalism fetish where that sparked debate over whether they could try him for murder since his victim was willing? And then there's the Japanese cannibal who became a free man after his extradition from France and went on to do fetish porn. Rule 34 indeed.

 

 

I know of the German case, it's very well known, but i didn't know the Japanese one. Cannibals.

 

I'm going to use this talk of instruments requiring crank-turning as an excuse to talk about one of my favorite, more eclectic bands, Hedningarna. The play hurdy gurdies and all sorts of unusual instruments combining modern elements with folk music traditions from pre-Christian Scandinavia and Finland (Hedningarna is Swedish for "the heathens"). I recommend starting with their album Trä although Kaksi! wouldn't be a bad starting point either. Here's the first track off Trä which feels appropriate for Halloween. The Finnish female singers' vocals make me think of witches' incantations. It sounds a little, dare I say it, evil.

 

The hurdy gurdy, the first instrument the church allowed in its music!

 

Oh man, it's kind of a shame that the western world has fostered this idea that certain scales and styles from various eastern musics are "evil" or "scary" sounding

[evilentity 13,342]

Oh man, it's kind of a shame that the western world has fostered this idea that certain scales and styles from various eastern musics are "evil" or "scary" sounding

How is Scandinavian/Finnish music eastern? And who said there was anything wrong with being evil?

[Monicker 3,035]

Well, a lot of those scales and the kind of vocal techniques they employ come from various eastern musics, generally speaking. Even some of the instrumentation in that song you posted. Granted, it sounds like that band is playing a sort of hybrid style. WE'RE ALL 1, EVIL.

[evilentity 13,342]

Well, a lot of those scales and the kind of vocal techniques they employ come from various eastern musics, generally speaking. Even some of the instrumentation in that song you posted. Granted, it sounds like that band is playing a sort of hybrid style. WE'RE ALL 1, EVIL.

Oh man, it's kind of a shame that the western world has fostered this idea that certain scales and styles from various Scandinavian and Finnish musics are "eastern".

[Monicker 3,035]

I am going to go jump off a bridge now, evil.

[evilentity 13,342]

I am going to go jump off a bridge now, evil.

Do you wanna jump, jump, jump...

We got a jumper, got a jumper...

All that's real to me is Marilyn and Jesus, jumping off'a bridges...

 

 

Wow. Suicide jokes. I am evil.

 

[Hundred Dollar Bill 21,803]

Where are the Halloween pictures?!?!? Disappointed in you people rn. I'm posting mine in a few hours when I get home.

[Auto-Tuned Loon 650]

I am going to go jump off a bridge now, evil.

I'll catch you, SLUT!

[Monicker 3,035]

You are a dove, A-TL, thanx. This evil character and his lyric jokes though................

[Sitar 22,207]

lol ok yall hers myy costum 4 lanawen. im l0lita from tha hood! juss like lana!

 

peep myy cute grafix, ya dig?

 

 

lol lil lolita finna get high then fuqq sum old homiez! rofl!!

 

 

lol look @ dat babyy! sum trill shit! lol

 

k yall vote 4 me!!! lol finna win dis contest! liek butons rite thur!!!!!!!!!11!!! ---------->

[YUNGATA 14,955]

lol ok yall hers myy costum 4 lanawen. im l0lita from tha hood! juss like lana!

 

peep myy cute grafix, ya dig?

 

 

lol lil lolita finna get high then fuqq sum old homiez! rofl!!

 

 

lol look @ dat babyy! sum trill shit! lol

 

k yall vote 4 me!!! lol finna win dis contest! liek butons rite thur!!!!!!!!!11!!! ---------->

 

#DOPE #SWAG #BASED #FRESH2DEATH

[Hellion 993]

THAT BETTER NOT BE A TIN FOIL GRILL.

[Sitar 22,207]

THAT BETTER NOT BE A TIN FOIL GRILL.

 

helion, im phresh on a budget!

 

also did al myy butons n poped dat colla #choloswaqq

[Auto-Tuned Loon 650]

Since Ben Mawson was already taken, I guess I'm calling this a picture of my Emile Haynie costume. I barely fit inside the box (TWSS):

Spoiler

[Monicker 3,035]

Dang, that's harsh, loon. You're a feisty lil bird. R U DOPE & FRESH2DEATH 2?

[Sitar 22,207]

Not quite understanding your costume there, A-TL...

[evilentity 13,342]

Is it just me, or does SitarHero look kinda like a white PSY?

 

 

#GangnamStyle