Lanaween Costume Contest

[evilentity 13,348]

I've extended the deadline for submitting costume ideas to November 3 to allow people who actually dress up as their costume idea time to post pictures. On November 4, a poll will be created consisting of the most-liked entries so everyone can vote for their most favorite. The winner will be announced on November 6.

[NEAL 740]

Will you still love me, when I'm...

a she and not a he

and not a

 

 

way younger

 

 

older than you had assumed

 

 

nothing like the online persona

 

 

and there are like five people you want to have sex with.

 

 

 

 

 

Will you still love me when I'm just a..

 

 

 

[Flippy 0]

I would dress all slutty like Trailer trash!!!

Pretty much this!

 

Btw, hi Noe!

[Madrigal 2,616]

 

 

You know, i’ve thought before about how funny/weird/surreal/awkward/absurd it would be for all of us to be together in a room somewhere, like a huge ornate ballroom, and everyone is just standing around and we’re all looking at each other and we’re all hearing each others’ voices for the first time and realizing that no one sounds as you had imagined them sounding, one person, it turns out, is a she and not a he, someone else is way younger or older than you had assumed, someone is inevitably nothing like their online persona, and there are like five people you want to have sex with. I would definitely show up for the Halloween gig in my BDSM mask and every time i opened my mouth i’d ramble in ten minute blocks. Just imagine the scenario and all the stuff that would go down: Riley would be MCing the event with his reydio voice, evilentity would be handing out our English assignments, Madrigal would be going around yelling at us that our dates are all wrong, HDB would be going around liking everyone’s comments, SitarHero would finally get the chance to sport his Jimmy Gnecco shirt, showing it off like a drag queen, Lily would spearhead a mutiny, TPD would show us the contents of her big manilla envelope containing classified documents and photos related to Elizabeth W. Grant, PrettyBaby would act as the great arbiter and peacekeeper, Neal would deny that he’s FBI agent Dale Cooper, ednafrau would be begging the house band to do a Jeff Buckley cover, Hunter would be plugging his own music, Moy would be digging a bigger hole for himself after making poor analogies to try to prove that cultural appropriation is okay, Lemon Pie would just be sitting deliciously on a table, deathray would no doubt be crossing his arms, James Dean would be badgering us all for the Million Dollar Man video, Matt would tell us all how Carmen is the best song in existence and how his Biology homework sucks, European would unyieldingly protect his origins, Crystal Castles would be going on and on about Crystal Castles, Hellion would be late to the party and show up with Blanche sass, Luda would be asking everyone why they hate him, Baby V Alex would be brandishing large picket signs with pictures of nude gay men on them, Chloe would be telling us how leaks are wrong and how we should just listen to Ben Mawson while Ben would point out to her how many leaks have, in fact, come directly from him, all the while running away from an angry mob, the Auto-Tuned Loon would be an ASSHOLE shitting all over the place and making horrid sounds (that would cause HDB to swoon), and Maru would literally be flipping over every god damn table at this event while pontificating about the superiority of cats.

 

Oh wait, then PinupGirls would crash the party announcing how awesome black people are, frankee would be in the corner doing a painfully tragic dance to a Madonna song, futilely attempting to get everyone to watch, the bearded man from Blue Velvet would wow us all with his exquisite facial mane, Emile Haynie would try to add a Born To Die filter to the whole party, Calendar Girl would make her great return and enlighten us with tales of all the adventures she embarked on during her long absence, Ahmed would phone in from prison, and Lana Del Rey herself would tell us all to go fuck off. If i missed anyone, sorry ‘bout it.

 

 

 

And Jesse would drop by, oozing the lowercase lifestyle.

[evilentity 13,348]

And Jesse would drop by, oozing the lowercase lifestyle.

Then he'd disappear, and when the party was over he'd say that it was inevitable "bc it waz born 2 die".

[Madrigal 2,616]

 

Then he'd disappear, and when the party was over he'd say that it was inevitable "bc it waz born 2 die".

oh jeez rofl

[Monicker 3,035]

I'm trying to picture Madrigal rolling on the floor laughing. But i don't know what Madrigal looks like.

[Baby V Alex 2,859]

I'm actually worried that you didn't mention my Britney Spears obsession and now, I imagine myself like a pervert

 

 

yeah... I never saw that till now, I just dropped my picture and never came back >.<

[Coney Island King 26,107]

I guess i wasn't invited to the ball, so i'll just set the building alight from the outside and watch you all burn to death as i slowly twirl in a circle to the sounds of your screams.

[Myriam 559]

I guess i wasn't invited to the ball, so i'll just set the building alight from the outside and watch you all burn to death as i slowly twirl in a circle to the sounds of your screams.

 

lol, I'll help

[evilentity 13,348]

I can't believe no one's taken the idea of dressing up as Heavy Hitler. After marching into Paris, I'd drink Veuve Clicquot and eat Ho Hos until I was fat enough to look like this:

 

Then I'd send the SS (Summertime Sadness) guard to look for that "king Jewish maven" and perpetuate the Lanaexposed Leak Holocaust while simultaneously denying it, saying "Is that true?"

[Hundred Dollar Bill 21,805]

My Elvis costume idea kind of went down the drain..

 

I volunteered to work at a Fairytale Festival that my town's main library was hosting, and I was going to just make my costume for that, but my mom wouldn't help me so we ended up buying a costume the morning of the Festival. I got a Peter Pan costume. Unfortunately, and kind of obviously, my mom isn't going to buy me another Halloween costume since she got me the Peter Pan one, so Elvis is going to have to wait until next year. I know Peter Pan isn't directly related to all things Lana, but I am a stan like no other, so just hear me out while I explain how Peter Pan can still be relevant to Lana/this competition.

 

Lana always goes on about being young forever, getting into trouble, flying driving fast, true love, living in Paradise (Neverland, duh), all that jazz. Well, Peter Pan does all of those things!! So in a sense, Lana = Peter Pan..

[Monicker 3,035]

The existence of this entire forum, and even dating back to .fm, is contingent on Godwin's Law. Did you all know that? It's true.

 

Also, i don't think Lana has Peter Pan Syndrome. Her focus is on an older age range. Young sure, but not that young. SO, NICE TRY, BILL, BUT NO.

:creepy:

[evilentity 13,348]

The existence of this entire forum, and even dating back to .fm, is contingent on Godwin's Law. Did you all know that? It's true.

Yeah, the Nazis used to say that too.

[Monicker 3,035]

You see? Case in point. Booyah.

[evilentity 13,348]

The existence of this entire forum, and even dating back to .fm, is contingent on Godwin's Law. Did you all know that? It's true.

Although I think Rule 34 is more central.

 

Which reminds me. Someone's costume should be Sloppy Punch-In. I have no idea what that would look like, but it sounds dirty.

[Monicker 3,035]

I didn't know there was a rule for that. I've been saying that for at least a decade, but more in relation to fetishes than porn. I know of some guy who desired to be run over (!) by a car, RUN OVER BY A CAR AND KILLED, while masturbating. He had offered an acquaintance of my friend a very large sum of money to actually do it. I mean, what?

[Sitar 22,218]

I don't own the necessary hat for this costume, but I intend to have it by the deadline.

 

Someone write up a nice HDB-style bullshitter about how my real costume (sister wife) fits into Lana's themes

 

I guess i wasn't invited to the ball, so i'll just set the building alight from the outside and watch you all burn to death as i slowly twirl in a circle to the sounds of your screams.

lol, I'll help

 

Revision: myriiiam sings sadly by the window and CIK is busy working a nice Lana wig in front of a wind machine.

 

(Wind machine? Is that a thing? Do I mean "fan"? Because I feel like I mean "wind machine"...)

 

I didn't know there was a rule for that. I've been saying that for at least a decade, but more in relation to fetishes than porn. I know of some guy who desired to be run over (!) by a car, RUN OVER BY A CAR AND KILLED, while masturbating. He had offered an acquaintance of my friend a very large sum of money to actually do it. I mean, what?

 

Golly, Mo, you sure get around.

[Monicker 3,035]

(Wind machine? Is that a thing? Do I mean "fan"? Because I feel like I mean "wind machine"...)

 

Funnily enough, wind machines are used a lot in 20th century composition and a little bit in late 1800s. See here. They're awesome, you crank them with a lever and they come in different sizes for, uhm, different kinds of wind noises. Some of my favorite composers have made use of them.

 

What i think you're thinking of is what they use on movie sets to actually make wind. Don't remember what they call those.

 

THIS HALLOWEEN BALL IS GONNA BE GREAT.

[Sitar 22,218]

Funnily enough, wind machines are used a lot in 20th century composition and a little bit in late 1800s. See here. They're awesome, you crank them with a lever and they come in different sizes for, uhm, different kinds of wind noises. Some of my favorite composers have made use of them.

 

I knew it was a term! I actually recognize what you're talking about. I was part of this play in high school (you know, waaaaay back then...) that had one of those onstage. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead. The teacher/director was going for a steampunk thing, which is kind of nauseating, but it fit well enough.

 

Look, another tangent...