FLL 1,234 Posted March 27, 2017 You forgot Pabst Blue Ribbon, Cherry schnapps and Bicardi chasers Also there's a spa and you can only wear white swimmers wtf, where's the drink called "my pussy"? which is just a regular pepsi??? Some exchange at some point probably: A: Whachyou drankin'? B: My pussy! A: What's it taste like? B: My Pussy? Tastes like pepsi cola!" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starsx 1,849 Posted March 27, 2017 There should be a nightclub that only plays Lana Del Rey songs including all her unreleased music. And on special occasions they play like a 20 second sneak peak of a new leaked song. At the bar they only sell jack daniels whiskey and diet mountain dew. There's a courtyard smoking area where you can moon bathe. A bookshelf full of bibles with important stand-out Lana lyrics and a description to what each line means. Also there could be a tiny stall titled "my favorite tone of song" with a collection of blue nail polishes. Free flower crowns as you enter. Dress code is anything BUT current. You either come dressed as a vintage queen or a space martian. A listening booth titled 'Eclipse is over' where you have to pay like 50 dollars to hear a full new EXCLUSIVE leaked track on your own. NO PHONES ALLOWED. Maybe the ceiling could have either a Love inspired space theme going on decorated with planets etc, or the cathedral ceiling from the Born To Die video. Lana would occasionally visit but most likely never. And if she does, she's bound to make a live stream of some sort. There could be certain nights dedicated to each album. Monday night is May's ICONIC folk music. Tuesday nights is A.K.A. Wednesday nights is Paradise, Thursday nights is Ultraviolence. Friday nights is unreleased BOPS (most likely the busiest night) Saturday nights is Born to Die. And Sunday nights is Honeymoon, as it's a day or rest. I know this is way too far fetched but IMAGINE how fuking great this would be. Would be a nice place to get away from all the other generic night clubs and escape to a land of paradise where all the messy lana stans can be shady face to face. Also Elle get's in for free. I LOVE THIS! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cherriesinthespring 5,486 Posted March 27, 2017 I'm already looking forward to LDR6 because there are more chances of it being leaked from the future than of we getting info about this album apparently Someone start the pre-pre-release meltdown thread so we can get started 8 LIZARD PEOPLE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
terusama 4,429 Posted March 27, 2017 Im gonna cry if she yanks our chains on April fools 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperMegaStan 9,988 Posted March 27, 2017 My baby used to dance underneath my architecture We lost track of space We lost track of time 14 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FLL 1,234 Posted March 27, 2017 Im gonna cry if she yanks our chains on April fools I hope she does, honestly we deserve it. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missdelreyxo 3,786 Posted March 27, 2017 at least we wont be waiting as long as lorde fans waited for her 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Solar Fields 4,163 Posted March 27, 2017 at least we wont be waiting as long as lorde fans waited for her Yeah but we have a lead single and some other little teases 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masochism 15,400 Posted March 27, 2017 i just want the title of the record.......... 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Limelight 4,708 Posted March 27, 2017 i just want the title of the record.......... 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masochism 15,400 Posted March 27, 2017 i just want something....................anything.......... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrborntolose 9,967 Posted March 27, 2017 lana pls 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AKASAKA SAWAYAMA 7,885 Posted March 27, 2017 sometimes it makes me feel so beautiful, calm, nice and lots of beautiful emotions when I listen to songs like JFK, Starry Eyed, Black Beauty demo and songs like these. I hope there will be some songs with this vibe 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
My Sparrow Blue 689 Posted March 27, 2017 *trying to be patient for lDR5* i'll waaaait for youu Lana, it's allll I dooo lana, 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starsx 1,849 Posted March 27, 2017 i just want the title of the record.......... people think it's going to be called Eclipse 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SlowGinFizzzz 15,354 Posted March 27, 2017 *trying to be patient for lDR5* i'll waaaait for youu Lana, it's allll I dooo lana, Cause we're pretty when we cryyYYYYYyyyYYYYYYYyyy! 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masochism 15,400 Posted March 27, 2017 people think it's going to be called Eclipse sure jan...... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LDR5 2,738 Posted March 27, 2017 I think BAR will be the first track 1. Architecture 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cherriesinthespring 5,486 Posted March 27, 2017 *trying to be patient for lDR5* i'll waaaait for youu Lana, it's allll I dooo lana, Omg I'm literally listening to that as I read this haha 2 LIZARD PEOPLE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteIrishDrinker 1,044 Posted March 27, 2017 It's NOT going to be called "Architecture" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
