Hundred Dollar Bill

The first time I actually read the tags for a Lana video I saw "SICK" "DOPE" "FRESH" "TO" "DEATH" and I just laughed and in my head, "wow, who are you?". Then I thought about and came to the conclusion that if I could be as cute as her and create such fresh2death videos, I'd do the same thing.

Why this thread has so little posts?Waiting for the pink, lacy underwear pic
Instead of gramma panties, next time Lana should wear a Pepsi boxer.

Feel free to praise Lana's underwear choice and admire this picture of Lana's gramma panties taken by a photographer gone lesbian for Lana (as you all do).
 



 


:eek: :eek:

Yayo slays everything tbh

Dildo edition time!
 
Dildo, ho-ho, Fleshlight so rare
Buzz in, pull out
Cum in my hair

Every time I close my eyes
I'm surrounded by a hundred guys
No one compares to how you
Kiss my woo-hoo
And how you lick my gigantic thighs
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh

I'm delicious, you're disgusting: Confidence in 3 easy steps!

Boarding School: Encouraging student menacing

Burning Desire: A Guide on STDs and How to Protect Yourself Against Them.

Burning Desire: A Guide on STDs and How to Protect Yourself Against Them.

:lmao: :lmao:
 
I got that summertime, summertime... ass tits?
 
I will fuck you till the end of time
I would grow a million beards
Promise you'll remember, cats are fine
Baby, can you see through my beard?
Fucked you more, than those mormons before
Penis in blenders, penis in blenders
Oh baby, woo!! I will fuck you till the end of time...
 
 
 

:lmao: :lmao:
 
I got that summertime, summertime... ass tits?
 
I will fuck you till the end of time
I would grow a million beards
Promise you'll remember, cats are fine
Baby, can you see through my beard?
Fucked you more, than those mormons before
Penis in blenders, penis in blenders
Oh baby, woo!! I will fuck you till the end of time...
 
 
 

Hey Madrigal, can you PM me dl links to Sirens and Children of the Bad Revolution?

I Thought I Looked Beautiful: A Guide to Deflecting Criticism

You guys are too much :3
 
Let Me Fucking Do What I'm Fucking Doing: How to Become an Assertive Person

My interpretation of it is has always been that she was depicting the attitudes of her and her fellow classmates at that period in their lives, which just so happened to include a willingness to desert friends to pursue adolescent love. Maybe she is presenting it as a "rule" sold to girls -- I like this idea -- but not as one being endorsed or supported. It certainly doesn't sound like it, as you said.

@ELLEUK If your pussy tastes like pepsi-cola, what does your asshole taste like?

FIFY

hahahahah I see this on almost all her live performance videos
 
random celebrity: I just had lunch
fan reply: COME TO BRAZILLLLL
celebrity tweet: I think I saw someone getting murdered
fan reply: PLEASE COME TO BRAZILLLLL
 
#nooffenseintended

1m Lana Del Rey Lover ‏ @ PrettyCameras
Lana Rey, will you serve me lemonade? @ elleuk # asklana
 
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Don't you wanna come to my motel honey? @ elleuk # asklana
 
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1m Lana Del Rey Lover ‏ @ PrettyCameras
Will you give me h&m posters for my whole bedroom? @ elleuk # asklana
 
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2m Lana Del Rey Lover ‏ @ PrettyCameras
Will you continue loving your fans? @ elleuk # asklana
 
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2m Lana Del Rey Lover ‏ @ PrettyCameras
Hello hello, c-can you hear me? @ elleuk # asklana
 
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3m Lana Del Rey Lover ‏ @ PrettyCameras
Do you ever consider being a mum in the future? @ elleuk # asklana
 
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3m Lana Del Rey Lover ‏ @ PrettyCameras
Do you ever consider being a mum
 
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3m Lana Del Rey Lover ‏ @ PrettyCameras
How do you like your eggs in the morning? @ elleuk # asklana
 
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3m Lana Del Rey Lover ‏ @ PrettyCameras
Can you come to my house and have a cup of tea and chocolate cake and spaghetti? @ elleuk # asklana
 
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4m Lana Del Rey Lover ‏ @ PrettyCameras
Can you give me a free ticket to a show and also free train tickets? Thanks @ elleuk # asklana
 
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4m Lana Del Rey Lover ‏ @ PrettyCameras
Come to manchester again manchester, for me? @ elleuk # asklana
 
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5m Lana Del Rey Lover ‏ @ PrettyCameras
Why did you record so many songs but didn't release them, even though they're perfect? @ elleuk # asklana
 
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6m Lana Del Rey Lover ‏ @ PrettyCameras
Can you go blonde like your Lizzy Grant days? @ elleuk # asklana
 
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7m Lana Del Rey Lover ‏ @ PrettyCameras
Why won't you release Lana Del Rey AKA Lizzy Grant? @ elleuk # asklana
 
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7m Lana Del Rey Lover ‏ @ PrettyCameras
Lana do you think of me when you sing Without You 'Pretty Cameras, Pretty Cameras, Pretty Cameras' @ elleuk # asklana
 
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7m Lana Del Rey Lover ‏ @ PrettyCameras
Will you love me Lana til the end of time? @ elleuk # asklana
 
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8m Lana Del Rey Lover ‏ @ PrettyCameras
Will you still love me when I'm no longer young a beautiful? @ elleuk # asklana
 
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8m Lana Del Rey Lover ‏ @ PrettyCameras
Why are you so beautiful? @ elleuk # asklana
 
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8m Lana Del Rey Lover ‏ @ PrettyCameras
Who is your fashion inspiration? @ elleuk # asklana
 
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9m Lana Del Rey Lover ‏ @ PrettyCameras
What do you think about leaks? @ elleuk # asklana

WHAT. WHERE DID YOU HEAR THIS. SHE BETTER NOT FUCK WITH MY "dark night" MOMENT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

What just happened. O____O
 
You're both bonkers. That cat made a one-time appearance, and for good reason; it sucked. The Loon has been around for many-a-song, and has shit its beautiful shit all over the Paradise Edition. Besides, the Loon has its own awesome accomplice that dominates the cat anyway, and that would be the Random Screaming Chick in Gods & Monsters.
 
Suck it.

That doesn't justify using cat noises. <___<
there's no feline-references in Carmen, yet the cat is there, so I've poked a hole in your logic!
 
Meow.