Hundred Dollar Bill

I'm so disgusted at today's youth, I mean, the fact that I really have to point this out to people sickens me. Senior citizens need to be more heavily recognized and appreciated!!! WE DESERVE ATTENTION TOO. BUT DO WE GET ANY? NO.
 

Shave Beard

 
Fix tables
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Get rid of damn cats

 
Show you some damn respect

 
Can I please keep my collection of James Deen porn?

With how close these dates are, this will be the best Lanakkuh ever! :3 I love Lanakkuh and Britmas (shoutout to Baby V Alex)

I CAN'T CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT.
 
LANA AND CRYSTAL CASTLES' ALBUMS IN NOVEMBER.
 
*dies*

I completely agree! Blue Velvet has made me realize how much I miss some songs from BTD, I haven't payed the album much attention in a while since there are so many good demos/unreleased songs of Lana's. I really look forward to hearing the rerelease now though.

WHY CAN'T I LIKE THIS POST IT IS SO PERFECT.
 
Anyway. Guys. PLEASE.
Lana. Has. Lip. Injections. Her lips didn't inflate because she gave a thousand blow jobs. They didn't plump up that much from cayenne pepper. She. Got. Lip. Injections. Look at old pictures of her, and then look at ones from the Vogue photoshoot. It is so obvious that I am in physical pain every time I see someone make up an excuse for why her lips are naturally that big. Seriously. Please use your brains here. Lana has lied about a lot already so what makes you think she isn't lying about her lips? She got a nose job, too. Seriously guys.

What are you talking about? Those two songs are the golden turning point of the century for music, they are sheer masterpieces which can never be topped, they are a beautiful pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, they are a grandmother's hug and a warm plate of cookies on Saturday morning...

I completely agree! Blue Velvet has made me realize how much I miss some songs from BTD, I haven't payed the album much attention in a while since there are so many good demos/unreleased songs of Lana's. I really look forward to hearing the rerelease now though.

I completely agree! Blue Velvet has made me realize how much I miss some songs from BTD, I haven't payed the album much attention in a while since there are so many good demos/unreleased songs of Lana's. I really look forward to hearing the rerelease now though.

I think Lana can be accused of not being many things, although "sufficiently thoughtful" isn't one of them. *shrugs* I do agree with the latter part of your statement though.
 
More things I thought of:
 
Again, (not an unpopular Lana opinion, but a plea: Can people stop saying she has a degree in metaphysics? I don't even think Lana herself has once said she has a degree in it.
 
She keeps dropping Nabokov and Whitman and Ginsberg and that's all very well and nice, but I need her to talk more about things like this:
 
 
I remember being as happy as a clam kitty when I first read this and it still makes me really, really happy. :3 I think it's actually one of my favourite things Lana has ever said! :3 (Another is "I don't many things, but I don't know about that"). Lana and I could have sleepovers and we could braid each other's hair and talk about returning blood cells to their stem cell state and cracking DNA storage and its potential as a storage medium and the discovery of an ancient galaxy that totally uproots common beliefs held in the astronomy community, and who's cuter, Neil or Brian (I'd argue Neil because he looks like a super-huggable teddy bear, Lana would argue Brian because he has a Jimmy Gnecco-esque thing going on) and she would ask why I'm not pursuing the math degree that I actually intended to get and I'd get upset and clam up because that's a touchy subject for me, and she would tsk and give me a knowing look and then I'd retaliate by asking her what's up with K and then she'd look at me, hurt, with mascara running down her little bambi eyes and roll on her other side, away from me, tugging the quilt with her and leaving me cold and blanket-less in the dark, our fun cut short and the silence loud and deafening.
 
(._. )

#HipsterAlert

What are you talking about? Those two songs are the golden turning point of the century for music, they are sheer masterpieces which can never be topped, they are a beautiful pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, they are a grandmother's hug and a warm plate of cookies on Saturday morning...

What are you talking about? Those two songs are the golden turning point of the century for music, they are sheer masterpieces which can never be topped, they are a beautiful pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, they are a grandmother's hug and a warm plate of cookies on Saturday morning...

Oh, Bill. Here, let me take you on a wild, magical journey where we will skip merrily underneath honey showers, paddle through an ocean of petunias, get lost in a cloudy maze, and slide across the most radiant rainbows, where i will then reveal to you that i know nothing.
:creepy:

WHO IS THIS PERSON? LET'S KICK HER OUT OF THE THREAD FOR NOT AGREEING WITH US

Right here!

She's expressed interest in moving into film scoring and things like that before, so i'm not surprised by this.
 
She may do more music, i just don't think the era of BTD we have atm will be something that gets repeated tbh. She'll probably just be more low key about it. BTD will be her one big moment to shine i think.
 
Can we complain though really? we have 300000 songs by her, she pretty much has 10 albums anyway lol.
 
Either way, i'd still like to see her AKA album released at some point properly, i don't care if it has singles/videos or not.

S3xy.
That said, HDB's one of my best franz here :love:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO-KZni9pI0

Hope this is good enough!

What if there was some inexplicable force in the universe that caused everyone who expresses interest in taking over Riley's reydio hosting duties to be arrested by the FBI? You know, for not having a microphone. That's why Ahmed was arrested, right? For not having a microphone? No? Anyone? Hello? Is this thing on? Am i alive?
 

Imma kick back and watch this train run out of steam while people project their guilt onto others, assume Lana's motives and intentions, and pretend to know how the music industry works. All, of course, over a tall glass of maple syrup lemonade, a mountain of spaghetti, and a slice of lemon pie cake.
 
NO, but 4 seriously guyz, this is, uh, insane. Pooling money together so that one person can make a trip to DC to hear some old recordings and then report back with a verbal description of them? There's liking an artist's music and then there's being pathologically obsessive. That said, i'm not trying to stop anyone here. Be merry and carry on.
 
To those who moralistically recoil at the mere thought of tracking down these songs, and cite the "personal" nature of her unreleased music as evidence for leaving it be: these songs are registered at the LOC, not sitting on an old hard drive of hers in oblivion. Throughout the years leading up to getting signed to a major, she has distributed her music, whether at shows, giving physical copies to acquaintances and colleagues, or putting them up online. And now she's a major artist. You think a signed artist has the agency to just release whatever music whenever they desire? What do you think record labels, label executives, and distributors are for? She's under contract, of which we don't know the terms--she can't just "release" her music as she pleases, so the argument that because she hasn't done so yet she must not want to, is meaningless. That is flawed logic and a gross oversimplification.
 
Maybe she doesn't care for that old stuff. Maybe she doesn't even think about it anymore. Maybe she's embarrassed by it given the age at which it was recorded. But again, Sirens was given out to people, and these other unknown songs are registered with the LOC. The fact of the matter is that she is now a public recording artist with a back catalogue of registered music. This business about her old songs being "too personal" is hogwash. The idea being discussed in this thread wouldn't even cause material to leak. Now that is another topic altogether--the moral implications of pirating intellectual property. Why don't we discuss THAT rather than making shit up?

My unpopular opinions:



Lucky Ones is the best song on BTD.



The album version of Dark Paradise is annoying and melodramatic.



I don't care that Lana has become a caricature of herself because I think she should do what she wants with her career, in terms of her writing style and all. If she wants to fit a certain ideal in her mind, go for it. I like both albums and I enjoy the diversity between them.



I don't care that she isn't Lizzy Grant anymore. Every artist is going to/needs to evolve at some point, for themselves.


 

Also, guys, she has a nose job. It's so fucking obvious. :imbeingsarcasticbitch2:



I think her nose looked way better before she got it done. It still looks fine, though.