Viva

hahahha this is too funny

2012. During my entire school life in a catholic school, lunch was disgusting and balanced (no salt), and you had to eat everything on your plate before being allowed to get up of the table. The beef /meat was so tick that sometimes when I tried to cut a piece end up in someone's else's plate or the floor, was like trying to cut thick rubber. Even the vegetables and salad sauce was organic and balanced, tasted like nothing. Didn't even make a difference if was broccoli or cauliflower, since both tasted the same: liek nothing. EWWWWWW. Not even gonna get into the chocolate and candy they sell ...ORGANIC. You smoke a joint and get the munchies and you are fucked if you forget to buy something before hit school because those sweeties ain't gonna fix you. Fuck even the crepe was made with flaxseed and not general flower. Sorry for the rant but I can't remember all those lunches without feeling like I will throw up. Food with no salt or very little salt is disgusting
 
When was the last time you did something nice for someone and didn't told them about it ??

Gonna top all those bitches and tattoo Lana Del Rey on my forehead

Oh great. First Lana "promoting" actual rape and now you promoting Random Acts of  Violence and Rape  against our hearing ability. Maybe Beethoven would love to hear this like Stevie Wonder would love to see Eli's video

You're joking right? Since when 2 straight gays call themselves, either to offend or compliment as buddies, bitch? When to offend they say "don't be a little bitch" basically "femanizing" the other male. So when a guy calls another a bitch or he's calling the guy a girl or a faggot, neither as a compliment. So no, in this case I guess she's right. Nothing against the word faggot or bitch between friends or in moments of need, but to say wither word doesn't carry a weight isn't quite fair

You're joking right? Since when 2 straight gays call themselves, either to offend or compliment as buddies, bitch? When to offend they say "don't be a little bitch" basically "femanizing" the other male. So when a guy calls another a bitch or he's calling the guy a girl or a faggot, neither as a compliment. So no, in this case I guess she's right. Nothing against the word faggot or bitch between friends or in moments of need, but to say wither word doesn't carry a weight isn't quite fair

You're joking right? Since when 2 straight gays call themselves, either to offend or compliment as buddies, bitch? When to offend they say "don't be a little bitch" basically "femanizing" the other male. So when a guy calls another a bitch or he's calling the guy a girl or a faggot, neither as a compliment. So no, in this case I guess she's right. Nothing against the word faggot or bitch between friends or in moments of need, but to say wither word doesn't carry a weight isn't quite fair

1. Divorce Party
2. My Plastic Surgeon is Better Than Yours
3. Who Cares? UK Loves me
4. Press Shade
5. Love Me Like Germany and South America
6. The Guardian is a Bad, Bad Boy
7. Trouble Grammy's got a Ride to Taylor's House
8. Style has Summertime Sadness
9. Stefanie you Horror Story
10. My Best Friend Fucked Her Way To Taylor's House
11. The Cola Video Wont Happen Kevin, Deal With It
12. My Pussy Tastes Like James Franco
13. Suicide Girl
14. Ultracancelled

Honeymoon track list Revealed:
1. Dramalana
2. Give me a Grammy
3. The Guardian is Mean
4. Who is Beyoncé?
5. StefanieYou Flop
6. Queen of Opulent Iphone Videos
7. Botox Karmalana
8. Give me all your money Lizorde 
9. Barrie's Sugar Momma 
10. Taylor Stole my videos 
11. Awards Flop Queen
12. Give me and Katy a Grammy out of Mercy 
13. Suicide? Don't ask, don't tell
14. Cancelled
15. If is not Cancelled I Will Cancel
16. Little White Lies
17. I'm Gorgeous and You Know it
18. Talking Voice Queen
19. HA! I fucked James Franco all the Way to the Top
20. The Age Issue
 
Bonus
21. Best Dressed
22. I Promise It will be delayed 
23.My Fans Whine Better Then Yours
24. #COMETOBRAZIL

amazing title, pretty much resumes my life 

1. Divorce Party
2. My Plastic Surgeon is Better Than Yours
3. Who Cares? UK Loves me
4. Press Shade
5. Love Me Like Germany and South America
6. The Guardian is a Bad, Bad Boy
7. Trouble Grammy's got a Ride to Taylor's House
8. Style has Summertime Sadness
9. Stefanie you Horror Story
10. My Best Friend Fucked Her Way To Taylor's House
11. The Cola Video Wont Happen Kevin, Deal With It
12. My Pussy Tastes Like James Franco
13. Suicide Girl
14. Ultracancelled

she looks so cute I need to squeeze her cheeks
 
drag them master
 

I can understand you don't like or want to talk about the subject. My only point is if some know A others know B and some Y if people discuss/ talk about a subject they might leave the conversation knowing not only A anymore but A B and Y. I think that was Phahad intention, to make a conversation, exchange ideas. I don't think his intent was to troll around. But that is just me. I always had interest in history and I don't think I am a troll because sometimes I diverge my interest to what is called "conspiracy theories" . If I believe them? Most times I don't and think they are just absurd but sometimes they make sense and I look further learning new things that if I didn't allow my curiosity to take over I would never learn. I just think that exchange ideas is never stupid. Conspiracy theories are a lot like lanalysis if you think about it.  Since no one TRULY knows what or who (m) Lana is talking about in her songs. Most things in that thread are just assumptions that only have logic if you believe in things that are assumed to be true but never confirmed.
 
I hope this doesn't sound the wrong way or like a rant or something because really isn't.  I like you and respect you and I think is a shame that you won't give your opinion because it would be interesting to read your thoughts

she looks so cute I need to squeeze her cheeks
 
drag them master
 

She's just fatter lmfao.
 
And she looks like Ozzy Osborne like another said.

she looks so cute I need to squeeze her cheeks
 
drag them master
 

Can you not? Like this is the first sight of her since the last show and people are excited, not a big deal. It's not like u will die because of a new thread and its not like this site is super active and full of new threads, if the mods feel the need they will merge. 

It's a beautiful song, calms me down for some reason. Doesn't evokes in me the feelings Ride, Carmen, VG, BTD or even WC did at first listen though, still a great beautiful song. Lanas voice is so good, sexy and ethereal at the same time. I just love the sound of her voice, singing or speaking is just ugh so amazing
 
 
something is awfully wrong in the world because I couldn't agree with you more. Probably gonna rain tomorrow

you should do the albums if you have the time   Thanks for the trouble with all of it  

It's a beautiful song, calms me down for some reason. Doesn't evokes in me the feelings Ride, Carmen, VG, BTD or even WC did at first listen though, still a great beautiful song. Lanas voice is so good, sexy and ethereal at the same time. I just love the sound of her voice, singing or speaking is just ugh so amazing
 
 
something is awfully wrong in the world because I couldn't agree with you more. Probably gonna rain tomorrow

Sleepy, but beautiful. (Though that is perhaps her laziest DIY style video.) 
 
The tone and timbre of her voice have always been the biggest draw for me. I could probably listen to an entire album of Lana Mmmm-ing and scatting.

Lana and Gaga will do a duet for Apple called "how I fucked my career from the top to the floor"