Cashew

Because Adele serves talent, emotions, drama.
Lana serves songs like Change and Hope. 

bc adele breaks records with them 

call me when lana's abled to write ballads as good as someone like you (or album cuts like can't let go) again 
 

'From my only album Born To Die'

lana wouldve been like "ohhh they mean 'now my life is sweet like cinnamon' hahah yes radio"

CINNAMON!!! CINNAMON

but like...he still filmed an underage person? As for the prison thing, he should be in jail. The US justice system is a joke so it doesn't surprise me he isn't locked up yet.

Have y’all seen that video of the girl screaming Cinnamon at Lana
It’s hilarious

How u deadass listening to child rapists and domestic abusers sir........... and the dude who doesn't shower too but like there are bigger issues

So strange how someone who is so desperate to be viewed upon as this ~Leonard Cohen wannabe vagabond poet~ would sabotage her live act so much. She's such a joke as a performer now, it's unreal. Never plays around with her vocals, boring monotonous frail birdlike stature, no interest in changing up a majority of her setlist & instead blames the band for "not knowing that new song yet", and of course musically it's been mostly nothing but piano loops where she hardly actually sings.

I feel like I stan a version of Lana Del Rey that doesn't exist anymore tbh 

She managed to completely lose the "Lana Del Rey aura" she established during BtD - HM. The process started during LfL and now that she behaves like a generic  rich16yo white gurl on instagram it's come full circle. Nothing artistic or mysterious left, I actually mostly cringe whenever I see any of her posts. To make it even worse, she proves to be the most laziest person in the world with her visuals lately and is a boring, lazy sh*t when it comes to giving us some pretty basic informations about the album she teased like hell during the last year.

Me listening to VB for the 67th time pretending like it's still fresh but you can feel it getting old but don't want to admit it bc it's all we have until NFR is released in 2026
 

I almost forgot how good How To Disappear Is 

my interpretation of this whole album is that it was set for a march release back in december when she claimed it was done, i think ben disliking the cover really fucked something up and as revenge she released the most non-radio friendly song ever (hope) with a selfie cover lol. blah blah interscope was annoyed made her record some more shit she was annoyed recorded more *fuck you* songs and now they are like BITCH! well now you can wait a couple months to release this because we got other artists to promote. it happened before it could happen again.

Peroxide? Being a dickhead? Well, I never!

Yeah, you definitely weren't; trying to use passive aggressive language to imply I was a hypocrite for saying what I did. Don't toss stones you can barely pick up then try and hide the hands, Peroxide. It's incredibly apparent your depth in any conversation whatsoever is that equal to a college boy trying to be devil's advocate & take a moral high ground in any and every topic you can hamfist your unneeded opinion into. The usage of 'big boy' words at the tail end of this comment reaffirm my point even more, you don't have to sound smart to make people believe you are, you can just prove it by knowing what you're talking about. If your views of Arab culture are solely 'Math' and Greeks, 'Philosophy' you're ignorant. Nobody ever said you can't appreciate culture, and one would do that by supporting traditions made BY a community FOR that community. Maybe make some recipes, go to a charity event to put some revenue into their already oppressed community, do something productive. 
 
But asking white people not to wear ceremonial headdresses for the fact their appreciation of them is purely vanity based, shallow, and ignorant to the purpose of said pieces? A crime against the culture of humanity ig. I'd highly appreciate it if you were to accept you clearly don't carry the range needed to partake in this discussion.
 
 
It's faulty logic that has been disagreed upon and critiqued by every damn minority under the sun yet people who don't give a fuck as to listening to the communities their "appreciation" affects, don't seem to care. Eyeliner made by the Egyptians and Math made by the Arabs isn't among the same vein as CEREMONIAL AND RELIGIOUS GARB MADE BY INDIGENOUS AMERICANS. It's like when Black people say not to wear box braids, dreads, bantu knots, etc. and white people get pissy at the very idea and tell them they can't use lightbulbs or printing press. If you truly think your 'culture' is made notable by inventions or objects such as those, then it speaks for itself.
 
 
Concert was boring xo

We all knew she wouldn’t say anything about the album, and still had meltdowns all over the place
 
No more shows for three months, so all we have to look forward to are the V Magazine shoot with Steven and a possible song release. The album clearly isn’t coming until mid-late summer...a year after MAC and VB. Just tragic.

What's the point in Lana doing a shoot/interview for a magazine if she hs nothing to discuss about the album considering we'll be getting it later this year, realistically.

If there's still no release date then why did she do that photoshoot with Steven? I'm assuming it is for a magazine again and not the album cover but are they just going to release it randomly with no album in sight or just hoard it for however long it takes for something to happen 

yeah and she's been reusing tour props and backdrops for like years now, it's not like that's a new thing either.

low budget is no excuse for bad visuals. even no budget is no excuse. she just doesn't care about visuals anymore, or her taste has changed and genuinely doesn't want good visuals anymore. not all artists do and i respect that, but it would be nice if she made a point to talk about it in an interview or something so that we wouldn't keep waiting for the gorgeous visuals she used to be known for. to me it's a matter of knowing where we stand. she's allowed to change as a person, even do a complete 180, it's her life & her art. i just wish she'd let us know what's going on so that we know what to expect.

she never said she's doing a suprise drop, half of the stuff in these pre-release threads is messy fan fiction, people trying to make things look more deep than they are and some feaver-dream delusions from fans.
 
if i were her label i'd literally lock lana up in her contract for the whole next album era and let her have her first single once the whole album is done and approved bc she's clearly not capable of organising this stuff on her own.
people always forget the fact that she's at least partially to blame for the random release of songs before she even finished the album and i'm not even going to go deeper on the whole teasing songs on instagram thing.
additionally remember when she went out of her way to randomly announce that she's cancelling shows at the beginning of the year without ever announcing what shows she was talking about, completely forgetting about the whole thing and like.. there were no cancellations so far so what was that whole thing about. another drama and mess that could have been avoided so easily.

She could have at least sang a 1 minute acapella of Cinnamon just to quench our thirsts but noooooo