Cashew

It's so sad how Lana has been treating her fans this era when she has one of the most loyal and devoted fanbases out there. I mean her past albums have been debuting at number 1 or 2 with close to zero promotion and the fans are always showing up for concerts even though she never changes the setlist and going to her little cute pop up stores and doing the damn most in general for her to behave like this. I know she said she doesn't care about losing fans but I don't think thats a nice look on her.
 

you'll get a half-assed choo choo ottr performance and you'll be THANKFUL for it

please god NO

Someone pointed out it would be impossible for her to have that much debt. Hang on, I got it:
 
"To be fair, she wouldn't have been able to have Credit Card debt of $17,200 if someone fairly rich wasn't supplying the credit card.
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Still respectable to put in all the time and effort to make it but it probably is a lot easier, when you have the ability to run up $17,000 credit card debt and possibly have your housing and maybe even a car paid for by someone enabling you to spend a lot of time writing music and singing in bars."
 
and
 
"Over $17,000 though for a young woman without an actual job, she'd need to have probably at least 10 credit cards to get that much in debt and it would be hard to get so many since if you get one your rating goes down and you need to wait quite a while to apply for more or you get rejected and if you get rejected you need to wait even longer again.
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To me it's more likely her parents if they are Millionaires had credit cards with $20//30/50,000 limits and she just used one for food and clothes and stuff while she lived there and her dad probably paid it but then she could have given him the money back once she got rich enough and was making her own money.
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I'd also guess the ding craigslist jobs thing was something she more done just for experience or maybe something to do, rather than it being something she had to do for money. Same as she said she lived in a trailer but I remember reading before how she bought it but never really lived in it, just used it to go to sometimes to hang out or to write songs in it."
 
I mean, if I had wealthy parents, I could probably go play in trailer parks too for the ~experience~ without worrying about shit.
 
There was a famous guy who did an interview and said she met Lana before she was famous and said Lana liked to lie lmao.
She's a damn liar and we know this. Justice for Norman Fucking Rockwell.

That girl Lana's with looks like she's LIVING over being photographed by paparazzi's in some photos, I truly can't stand her 

LA gays are so lazy.... where are the protests outside of cha cha matcha, huh??? y'all should be over there like

it sounds like she’s screaming “Lana”, also fitting

Tbh that record won't peak number one, there's no way thats happening. She has singlehandedly killed any hype. boom it's gone.

that gif is me having an imaginary argument with lana because she’s driven me that far into insanity tbh

The lack of news by this point is honestly abuse
 

nope

80% of lanaboards when it leaks 

the other 20% attacking us

I have literally been praying for this. Feel bad? Girl I'd crack open the champagne

i know sweets im joking
 
i really hope he gets arrested or smthn i feel bad for him leaking marinas stuff she doesn't deserve that after the FROOT mess
 
like i get people are excited and grateful over leaked music but if you were an artist youd feel sort of defeated that something you might have worked really hard on is just out there (i know i would). i find it so weird that they brag about having unleaked music thinking they are superior to everyone else????? like imagine seeking validation from strangers because you have a lq demo of a woman singing, anyways

I hope it flops HARD... If this album sells well she'll get even lazier. The next "era" will start in early 2020 and LDR7 will come out when her kids leave for college

things that have happened since lana released the first songs from NFR to now, an album with no due date nor concrete information:
 
-ariana grande finished sweetener era and had an entire album era and began her world tour not even any days after
-marina had an entire pre-release era from a 1-off turned single with Baby to releasing the first half of her dual album, coming out of a 4-year hiatus
-billie eilish started her debut album pre-release era and has released the #1 record breaking album since then over the course of several singles and months
-the entirety of brexit happened
-22 US presidential elections have come and gone
-3 alien invasions have taken place
-i got a job and my license after putting it off for several years
-the entirety of california both started and ended it's biggest wildfire crisis yet
-sky fucking ferreira came out of hiding and began her new era with a release single
-hozier started his album pre-release and has since released his EP and album
-terrence broke 12 ankle straps from his payless shoe-store bought pumps
-world war 3
-lana gave birth to her 3rd child
-over 10,000 sacrafices in the name of yosemite being released have taken place
-22 charli xcx albums have been recorded and leaked before release
-a new snippet of life is beautiful was teased by honeymouns 

2012: "I'm going to release a video for Dark Paradise"
2017: "I'm going to release a video for Cherry"
2017: "Yosemite and BAR will be released as folk singles - possibly in a folky EP."

That girl Lana's with looks like she's LIVING over being photographed by paparazzi's in some photos, I truly can't stand her 

I reported your post. Just to inform u.

honey that snippet WAS our single this month

I'm so glad leakers are getting read for filth on this thread. This era really has seen it all (even if its not necessarily in a good way). Its one thing to leak songs and share it with the fanbase. Its still wrong/ illegal but in a way its like doing it for the greater good and though the artist will lose money it does generate hype and exposure for them. However, illegally procuring music just so you can hoard it for yourself, and flaunt that to thousands of people over social media is sick and twisted, doesn't help the artist at all, and really just shows insecurity and an obsessive need for power and validation from strangers.
 

that's a form of self harm

lock it, lock it, lock-lock it, lock it, lock it 
unlock it 
lock it, lock it, lock-lock it 
got the key can you unlock it

Oh she does, we're just not worthy of good vocals anymore apparently