Stormriver

I remade LDRCondensed aka Philfont/Rainbow. I did a huge lot of tiny improvements to the font drawing quality, added three weights, and interpreted all the punctuation and numbers except the number 1, which is the original design found on Studio Bowden’s website.
 
Why this project?
 
Basically just grew tired of seeing people use Rainbow with its horrible space, its improper 1, and lack of punctuation, and Philfont doesn’t have numbers or punctuation. I also wanted a really clean base font.
 
Disclaimers!
 
Although I worked on it alone, this is 100%, completely, forever free to download. I did NOT made the original font, obviously, Studio Bowden deserves all the credit for it. Lmdr also deserves credit for creating Philfont, which was the basis of my remake.
 
Where to download?
 
You can download on my Gumroad! I use this site because it allows me to do updates but unfortunately it requires you to put in your email address. Sorry about that!
 
Want a glyph in particular?
 
Don’t hesitate to ask me! For now there isn’t any accents/diacritics or arrows or things like that, but I could add them in a whip.
 
What glyphs are available?
 
All caps, no lowercase, basic punctuation, numbers, dollar sign and basic math signs.
 
What weights are available?
 
I completely created a light version (-25 pt from original design) and interpolated to Normal and Medium. Medium is a bit thicker than original, which is called Regular here, and Normal sits inbetween Light and Regular. I also exported to a variable font in case you’re looking for a weight inbetween these instances. Handy!
 
 
 
If you're looking for updates, for example after I add glyphs, I will update on my Gumroad or you can comment on this thread I'll send it to you!
 

Idk if anyone is interested but years and years ago when I made this edit and people were getting confused I posted a thing on how and why I made it here: https://stormriver.tumblr.com/post/29584321912. Seven years ago. My God. 

Not gonna lie, I’m bored of reading this thread always expecting people to just bond over a mutual love of music and an artist - it’s turned into teenagers feeling over-entitled about what an artist decides to do for THEIR career and getting shitty with each other because everyone thinks their opinion means more than someone else’s. I personally loved L+F just as much as I did as all her other albums, and I know (and have seen) others don’t feel that way. Maybe it’s time to consider having a small reality check and that if you didn’t like the music, it doesn’t mean it was bad music, it just wasn’t for you on this occasion - then you get on with your day and maybe the next album will have something you enjoy. smfh

Idk if anyone is interested but years and years ago when I made this edit and people were getting confused I posted a thing on how and why I made it here: https://stormriver.tumblr.com/post/29584321912. Seven years ago. My God. 

Idk if anyone is interested but years and years ago when I made this edit and people were getting confused I posted a thing on how and why I made it here: https://stormriver.tumblr.com/post/29584321912. Seven years ago. My God. 

Hey i love things like this
 
Roller coaster
 
Last Girl on Earth: "I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller coaster"
Diet Mountain Dew: "Maybe I like this roller coaster, maybe it keeps me high"
Butterflies Part 2: "Puts them on a roller coaster
Hundred Dollar Bill: "J is a romantic roller coaster"
 
Late at night (???)
 
Last Girl on Earth: "I stay up late at night try not to think about it"
Bel Air: "Palm trees in the light, I can see late at night"
Driving in Cars with Boys: "Come home late at night, my baby pick me up"
 
Hurricane
 
Playing Dangerous: "I'm in love in a hurricane"
Noir: "She crazy, like, in every single way, like a hurricane you gotta get out of her way"

Just a little change but i'm pretty sure in the chorus it's:
 
The truth is I never bought into your bullshit
When you would pay tribute to me 'cause I knew that
All I wanted to do was get high by the beach
 
Then the outro I think is:
 
Everyone can start again, Not through love but through revenge, Through the fire we're born again, Peace by vengeance brings the end.   I kinda love these lyrics lol

so pretty aw
 
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, Mm-mm, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, Come on, come on.   I hope you remember me like this, Smokin' cigarettes in my sundress, Glamorous and gangtsa, oh yes. (My battle lines look like paradise, next to you).   I hope I remember you just like that, Lookin' fresh to death in your ball cap. You say you'll tap it like a hi-hat. (Your stupid lines, they're like diamond mines/dynamite).   The future's lookin' bright as black tonight, You tell me that our love cannot endure. Baby, if it's wrong I don't wanna be right, Oh, I don't know a thing, but this I'm sure.   There's nowhere on this Earth I would rather be, Than in your bedroom breathin' heavily. The way you're smilin', it's so deadly, Honey, you are heavenly, t-television heaven with you.   Swingin' in New York to Nirvana songs, With nothin' but that t-t-television on. We're kissin' in the dark, in my diamonds, Put that MT-TV on, t-television heaven with you.   I wonder if you'll think of me like this, On your fire escape like a hot mess. You say "you're beautiful, but hopeless," ("Come on inside, oh, you crazy child, look at you").   I promise that I'll think of you as the king, Quotin' Corleone, like you're so mean. It's Cosa Nostra 'cause it's our thing, (I made you mine like, a thousand times).   Lucy's in the sky with ice tonight, Heaven knows, I've tried to find a cure. Baby, if it's wrong I don't wanna be right, And if you ask again, I'll say "I'm sure."   There's nowhere on this Earth I would rather be, Than in your bedroom breathin' heavily. The way you're smilin', it's so deadly, Honey, you are heavenly, t-television heaven with you.   Swingin' in New York to Nirvana songs, With nothin' but that t-t-television on. We're kissin' in the dark, in my diamonds, Put that MT-TV on, t-television heaven with you.   Stay up tonight, turn out the light, It feels so right, baby, you're a vision in blues. Stay up tonight, turn out the light, It feels so right, watchin' television with you.   There's nowhere on this Earth I would rather be, Than in your bedroom breathin' heavily. The way you're smilin', it's so deadly, Honey, you are heavenly, t-television heaven with you.   Swingin' in New York to Nirvana songs, With nothin' but that t-t-television on. We're kissin' in the dark, in my diamonds, Put that MT-TV on, t-television heaven with you.

I AM A SHARK
 
So I heard you wanna go to Rio, baby, Yes, I've seen page six lately, ah, I told you both them broads was crazy. Hackin' in your phone and shit.   Diamonds and pearls, your little girl, Cheap and the best, sparklin' like a, Hollywood movie, ah.   If you got the cash, lock it down tight, I got the looks, you got my heart right, And you love me, 'cause I'm just like neon, Lighting up your night.   Give it to me, give it to me, everything, You know how I like my world on a string. I didn't want nothing from you, Just to be like you, my king.   I thought that you wanted a real girl, baby. You lured me in with all your gold, Catch and release and you're so cold, Are you crazy?   You didn't know what kinda fish you caught, 'Cause I am a shark, beware of my bark, I'll eat you up like the center of a tootsie pop.   'Cause we were a match in heaven high, Only one catch, Frank was the boss, right, And it's so sad, 'cause the only way, That you know how to love is fight.   Give it to me, give it to me, everything, You know how I like my world on a string. I didn't want nothing from you, Just to be like you, my king.   Give it to me, give it to me, everything, You know how I like my world on a string.   You know how I like my world on a string, You know how I like my world on a string, You know how I like my world on a string.

I AM A SHARK
 
So I heard you wanna go to Rio, baby, Yes, I've seen page six lately, ah, I told you both them broads was crazy. Hackin' in your phone and shit.   Diamonds and pearls, your little girl, Cheap and the best, sparklin' like a, Hollywood movie, ah.   If you got the cash, lock it down tight, I got the looks, you got my heart right, And you love me, 'cause I'm just like neon, Lighting up your night.   Give it to me, give it to me, everything, You know how I like my world on a string. I didn't want nothing from you, Just to be like you, my king.   I thought that you wanted a real girl, baby. You lured me in with all your gold, Catch and release and you're so cold, Are you crazy?   You didn't know what kinda fish you caught, 'Cause I am a shark, beware of my bark, I'll eat you up like the center of a tootsie pop.   'Cause we were a match in heaven high, Only one catch, Frank was the boss, right, And it's so sad, 'cause the only way, That you know how to love is fight.   Give it to me, give it to me, everything, You know how I like my world on a string. I didn't want nothing from you, Just to be like you, my king.   Give it to me, give it to me, everything, You know how I like my world on a string.   You know how I like my world on a string, You know how I like my world on a string, You know how I like my world on a string.

What a weird song
 
Every time you walk out on me,
I regress back to the one I can't see.
 
There's someone I have,
Never talked about,
I know that we'd both be,
Dead if you found out.
 
Every time you tell me that I'm wrong,
I just can remember how to play along.
 
There's something I have never told you,
I'm not really from this world.
There's something I have been withholding,
I'm not like every other girl.
 
Loha, loha, maihi, maihi,
Yoha, yoho,
Loha, loha, maihi, maihi,
Yoha, yoho.
 
You are the man of my dreams,
That I've waited for.
You are the man of my dreams,
That I've waited for.
 
So if you begin to think,
That my light might be supernatural.
I'd have to say "You're right,
You're right, mon Cher, it is."
 
I come from a place that,
Your mind cannot even imagine,
Where we sing "Maha, mahaha,
Mahaha, maha."
 
Loha, loha, maihi, maihi,
Yoha, yoho,
Loha, loha, maihi, maihi,
Yoha, yoho.
 
You are the man of my dreams,
That I've waited for.
You are the man of my dreams,
That I've waited for.
 
Where we sing "Maha, oh maha,
Oh maha, maha."
 
I give my loving,
I'm your devoted,
I give my loving,
I'm your devoted.
 
Maha, maha, maha, maha,
Maha, maha, maha.

I AM A SHARK
 
So I heard you wanna go to Rio, baby, Yes, I've seen page six lately, ah, I told you both them broads was crazy. Hackin' in your phone and shit.   Diamonds and pearls, your little girl, Cheap and the best, sparklin' like a, Hollywood movie, ah.   If you got the cash, lock it down tight, I got the looks, you got my heart right, And you love me, 'cause I'm just like neon, Lighting up your night.   Give it to me, give it to me, everything, You know how I like my world on a string. I didn't want nothing from you, Just to be like you, my king.   I thought that you wanted a real girl, baby. You lured me in with all your gold, Catch and release and you're so cold, Are you crazy?   You didn't know what kinda fish you caught, 'Cause I am a shark, beware of my bark, I'll eat you up like the center of a tootsie pop.   'Cause we were a match in heaven high, Only one catch, Frank was the boss, right, And it's so sad, 'cause the only way, That you know how to love is fight.   Give it to me, give it to me, everything, You know how I like my world on a string. I didn't want nothing from you, Just to be like you, my king.   Give it to me, give it to me, everything, You know how I like my world on a string.   You know how I like my world on a string, You know how I like my world on a string, You know how I like my world on a string.

This is what I got:
 
Hawaiian Tropic Dark, And a bottle of jack, In the Cadillac as I drive, Down the highway.   You aren't coming back, And I know that now, So I let the wind hit me, In my face.   Every man gets his wish, Every man gets his wish.   Your red hawaiian shirt, And your hair jet black, Hangin' round with your, Friends by the track.   Baby, you can't come back, From bein' that bad, Just to sit at home, Pledge allegiance to the flag.   Every man gets his wish, Every man gets his wish, You told me this, Now you're gone.   Copacabana, yes, In my party dress, I'm shimmering in love On that crystal meth.   A coca cola kid, Rollercoaster child, My everything, give me, That babydoll smile.   Every man gets his wish, Every man gets his wish, You told me this Where is mine?   Every man gets his wish, Every man gets his wish, You told me this, Were you lyin'?   And the Velvet Elvis, And the rosaries, And your white Corvette, Under willow trees, You the one for me, My one true king.   Every man gets his wish, Every man gets his wish, You told me this, Now you're gone.   Every man gets his wish, Every man gets his wish, You told me this, Now you're gone.   I remember, (Every man gets his wish), Party dresses. (Every man gets his wish), I remember, (Every man gets his wish), Party dresses. (Now you're gone).   Every man gets his wish, Every man gets his wish, But sometimes it comes too late.

i don't hear it but i WANT to hear it can we just change it to a castration song anyway because that is all shades of right

Woo it just leaked idk if these are right but:
 
 
C'mon.
 
Baby we could go,
Back to the basics.
Trailer park love,
Wearing them ASICS,
And gold.
 
I can speak Spanish,
You can sing for the neighbours,
You've been pretty stupid,
Ever since you got famous.
 
Uh-oh, uh-oh, wrong side,
Of the tracks, boy.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, if only,
We'd go back, boy.
 
'Cause nobody does it like you,
I like the way that you move,
That's why I never go through,
With leaving you.
 
Everybody's sayin' that,
You're not good for me.
Your friends all swear,
That you've changed but,
I still keep it O.G.
This tune could be a reminder,
Of how it all used to be.
So shut up, and come on,
Sing our song.
 
And let's go back to the basics.
Let's go back to the basics, baby.
Back to the basics,
When you're not wasted,
I know you'll see.
 
Baby we could go,
Back to the basics, (c'mon),
We were best friends,
Crazy and shameless in love.
 
You can mow the lawn for money,
I can make you playlists.
You bought me dimebags,
Felt like we were famous.
 
Uh-oh, uh-oh, best I,
Ever had boy.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, can you,
Remember that, boy?
 
Nobody knew what we knew,
We had it figured out too,
Us against the world just,
Me and you (ooh-ooh)!
 
Everybody's sayin' that,
You're not good for me.
Your friends all swear,
That you've changed but,
I still keep it O.G.
This tune could be a reminder,
Of how it all used to be.
So shut up, and come on,
Sing our song.
 
And let's go back to the basics.
Let's go back to the basics, baby.
Back to the basics,
When you're not wasted,
I know you'll see.
 
We could drive forever, my baby,
We could leave it all and never look back.
If you wanted heaven, baby,
Sit back in my pink cadillac.
 
Everybody's sayin' that,
You're not good for me.
Your friends all swear,
That you've changed but,
I still keep it O.G.
This tune could be a reminder,
Of how it all used to be.
So shut up, and come on,
Sing our song.
 
Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh.
 
Everybody's sayin' that,
You're not good for me.
Your friends all swear,
That you've changed but,
I still keep it O.G.
This tune could be a reminder,
Of how it all used to be.
So shut up, and come on,
Sing our song.
 
And let's go back to the basics.
Let's go back to the basics, baby.
Back to the basics,
When you're not wasted,
I know you'll see.

kinda weird but kinda not?? Was this a PS track? Can't remember
 
What happened to nobody does it better?
 
See you've been walkin round, Like you were born to kill. Drivin' in your Esclade, Flash that, golden grill.   You're picking up a bad habit, You get the ones that no one will, Where did your love go, babe, Before you turned criminal?   You act like you're gonna live forever, What happened to no one does it better, Than you, babe? You, babe. You gotta quit playing God, And get out of the way.   So, here we are, There we go, that's the way, That you're gonna roll, That you're gonna fight, gonna play.   It doesn't matter to me, That you find your way, You been gone for so long now, You're a shell of yourself, babe.   You act like you're gonna live forever, What happened to no one does it better, Than you, babe? You, babe. You gotta quit playing God, And get out of the way.   The sun once shined for you, I changed my mind for you, Your golden day has turned to night, Your golden day still denied.   Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, There's no more chances for you now, You'll never learn. You live like fire baby, But I just got burned.   You act like you're gonna live forever, What happened to no one does it better, Than you, babe? You, babe. You gotta quit playing God, And get out of the way.   You act like you're gonna live forever, What happened to no one does it better, Than you, babe? You, babe. You gotta quit playing God, And get out of the way.

This song is basically like don't fuck with me (x10) yes (x26)
 
Uh! Don't fuck with me!
Fuck with me!
Don't fuck with me!
Don't fuck with me!
Don't fuck with me!
Don't fuck with me!
Don't fuck with me!
Don't fuck with me!
 
Fuck you attitude,
You know what I wanna do,
Light it up red,
White and blue.
 
Do I look high to you?
That's because I am,
That's because I am.
Do you know what I had to do,
To get here man?
 
No, no, you don't, don't,
'Cause you're not a gangsta, ah.
No, no, you don't, don't,
'Cause you're not a gangsta,
Like I am!
 
Scarface sacrifice,
Sold my soul to make it nice,
It was worth it, pay the price,
Life is death when blow is life.
 
But me and my crew,
We know what we like,
We know how to roll,
Will we ever stop? No!
 
Don't fuck with me!
Don't fuck with me!
You're not a gangsta!
Don't fuck with me!
You're not a gangsta!
Don't fuck with me!
You're not a gangsta!
Don't fuck with me!
You're not a gangsta!
Don't fuck with me!
You're not a gangsta!
Don't fuck with me!
Like I am!
 
Ooh-ooh, do-ooh,
Ooh-ooh, do-ooh.
 
Yes, yes, yes, yes,
Yes, yes, yes, yes,
Yes, yes, yes, yes,
Yes, Yes, yes, yes,
Yes, yes, yes, yes,
Yes, yes, yes, yes,
Yes, yes.
 
You're not a gangsta!
You're not a gangsta!
You're not a gangsta!
Oh, fuck.

Just a little change but i'm pretty sure in the chorus it's:
 
The truth is I never bought into your bullshit
When you would pay tribute to me 'cause I knew that
All I wanted to do was get high by the beach
 
Then the outro I think is:
 
Everyone can start again, Not through love but through revenge, Through the fire we're born again, Peace by vengeance brings the end.   I kinda love these lyrics lol

Thank you!

Just a little change but i'm pretty sure in the chorus it's:
 
The truth is I never bought into your bullshit
When you would pay tribute to me 'cause I knew that
All I wanted to do was get high by the beach
 
Then the outro I think is:
 
Everyone can start again, Not through love but through revenge, Through the fire we're born again, Peace by vengeance brings the end.   I kinda love these lyrics lol

i don't hear it but i WANT to hear it can we just change it to a castration song anyway because that is all shades of right

StormRiver was the owner of the bombsonmonday blog because I googled the email address he accidentally left in the submit box and it traced back to a user on a Sims forum named Stormriver

Hey i love things like this
 
Roller coaster
 
Last Girl on Earth: "I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller coaster"
Diet Mountain Dew: "Maybe I like this roller coaster, maybe it keeps me high"
Butterflies Part 2: "Puts them on a roller coaster
Hundred Dollar Bill: "J is a romantic roller coaster"
 
Late at night (???)
 
Last Girl on Earth: "I stay up late at night try not to think about it"
Bel Air: "Palm trees in the light, I can see late at night"
Driving in Cars with Boys: "Come home late at night, my baby pick me up"
 
Hurricane
 
Playing Dangerous: "I'm in love in a hurricane"
Noir: "She crazy, like, in every single way, like a hurricane you gotta get out of her way"

The Black Beauty demo was mastered by Blaise Thomas as per the original file. I don't know how you know he did the others tho lol bcuz the file names/meta data never mentioned him from my recollection but w/e.

This is like... so embarrassing to read.