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Kimli XCX 💜

We all saw that

Hello girls! It's me ya girl RuPaul (Also known as 'Roop' in Italian and Vietnamese)
I am honestly so happy to be back with everyone, except with THREE girls...
 
@Daytona Beach Sparkler Why did you leave three anti-being a drag queen pems under my bed telling me to watch my back? Are you really going to forget that time @bia threw away your cherry coke flavored vape? I see right through you.
 
@DemonMic2003 Porkchop. Jealousy is a disease. Feel better soon. X
 
@TheBoss You NASTY girl! How dare you do the things you put me through. I already contacted RCA to look for you. Enjoy working with them for 20 years with NOTHING in return. I now own the masters for BB/ANG3L. I'd like to take the chance to announce my album RU/ANG3L! Give it up for RU/ANG3L you guys!
 
I went through so much in this competition: The girls gave me LEAN; I was isolated from the group; Taylor Swift snatched my tuck and now ion even got it on me; Lana Del Rey punched me in the left side of my prosthetic breasts; and I was almost killed by THE JUDGES themselves after one of them served me uncooked fish. I mean I like them fishy but not like this!
 

Okay guys, so we saw lana commenting on billie post that they had fun in the studio together.
 
Billie eilish just did an interview with Zane Lowe saying saying she just went in the studio with another artist for the first time in 6 years.
so clearly theres a collab coming.

I am just jealous of her money tbh. 

I am just jealous of her money tbh. 

just wrack up 1.1 billion dollars of credit card debt. What are they gonna do? You have a billion dollars in assets that you can protect yourself with. 

I am just jealous of her money tbh. 

Been reading those reunion pages and I'm cackling this whole time it's so chaotic lmfaooo, never change LanaBoards 

Wait I’m gagged did you guys know May 20th was the 21st anni since Top Model premiered
 
https://x.com/notgwendalupe/status/1792691669403672919?s=46&t=_LDeL0_-n0NoQwuw4hi_9Q
 
The fake elimination stunt SENT ME SKDNDJFB the way I forgot that happened 

if you get it you get it if you don't you don't! the judges were obv just haters they couldn't handle the slayvant garde  

Kimli XCX 💜

It feels so great to be back and to see the girls again. It has been such a blessing to be here. Congratulations to the winner even although I hate such person with a burning desire. Just a reminder that I don't write anti-drag poems and I certainly don't leave them under pillows. Anyways, about earlier, I decided not to submit a photo and voluntarily lose because the "Retro Revival" theme was personally too challenging and I would rather give no performance than give a lackluster performance. Period. I was also a bit tired that day by the way and didn't feel like participating. Back to the subject, it's so great to be back and I can't wait to see what's in store for the future.

Kimli XCX 💜

We all saw that

Hello girls! It's me ya girl RuPaul (Also known as 'Roop' in Italian and Vietnamese)
I am honestly so happy to be back with everyone, except with THREE girls...
 
@Daytona Beach Sparkler Why did you leave three anti-being a drag queen pems under my bed telling me to watch my back? Are you really going to forget that time @bia threw away your cherry coke flavored vape? I see right through you.
 
@DemonMic2003 Porkchop. Jealousy is a disease. Feel better soon. X
 
@TheBoss You NASTY girl! How dare you do the things you put me through. I already contacted RCA to look for you. Enjoy working with them for 20 years with NOTHING in return. I now own the masters for BB/ANG3L. I'd like to take the chance to announce my album RU/ANG3L! Give it up for RU/ANG3L you guys!
 
I went through so much in this competition: The girls gave me LEAN; I was isolated from the group; Taylor Swift snatched my tuck and now ion even got it on me; Lana Del Rey punched me in the left side of my prosthetic breasts; and I was almost killed by THE JUDGES themselves after one of them served me uncooked fish. I mean I like them fishy but not like this!
 

Hello girls! It's me ya girl RuPaul (Also known as 'Roop' in Italian and Vietnamese)
I am honestly so happy to be back with everyone, except with THREE girls...
 
@Daytona Beach Sparkler Why did you leave three anti-being a drag queen pems under my bed telling me to watch my back? Are you really going to forget that time @bia threw away your cherry coke flavored vape? I see right through you.
 
@DemonMic2003 Porkchop. Jealousy is a disease. Feel better soon. X
 
@TheBoss You NASTY girl! How dare you do the things you put me through. I already contacted RCA to look for you. Enjoy working with them for 20 years with NOTHING in return. I now own the masters for BB/ANG3L. I'd like to take the chance to announce my album RU/ANG3L! Give it up for RU/ANG3L you guys!
 
I went through so much in this competition: The girls gave me LEAN; I was isolated from the group; Taylor Swift snatched my tuck and now ion even got it on me; Lana Del Rey punched me in the left side of my prosthetic breasts; and I was almost killed by THE JUDGES themselves after one of them served me uncooked fish. I mean I like them fishy but not like this!
 

Kimli XCX 💜

LMFAOOO 

Kimli XCX 💜

What a gorgeous gorgeous party, how I missed you girls. To answer Lindsay’s question, I absolutely would’ve made it into the final 3 had I not been disqualified. In a way, me being late was like an act of charity that day. 
 
In the end I think it all worked out! I won’t have to try to sleep through Mitski’s stank farts (that Activia is spoiled sis) ever again. Not only that, but during my time spent going through the North Korean judiciary system I found me a cute little boo thang…
 
Say hello to the new first lady of North Korea!

Hello girls! It's me ya girl RuPaul (Also known as 'Roop' in Italian and Vietnamese)
I am honestly so happy to be back with everyone, except with THREE girls...
 
@Daytona Beach Sparkler Why did you leave three anti-being a drag queen pems under my bed telling me to watch my back? Are you really going to forget that time @bia threw away your cherry coke flavored vape? I see right through you.
 
@DemonMic2003 Porkchop. Jealousy is a disease. Feel better soon. X
 
@TheBoss You NASTY girl! How dare you do the things you put me through. I already contacted RCA to look for you. Enjoy working with them for 20 years with NOTHING in return. I now own the masters for BB/ANG3L. I'd like to take the chance to announce my album RU/ANG3L! Give it up for RU/ANG3L you guys!
 
I went through so much in this competition: The girls gave me LEAN; I was isolated from the group; Taylor Swift snatched my tuck and now ion even got it on me; Lana Del Rey punched me in the left side of my prosthetic breasts; and I was almost killed by THE JUDGES themselves after one of them served me uncooked fish. I mean I like them fishy but not like this!
 

I WON LANABOARD’S NEXT TOP MODEL????? 
I can’t believe I am the first drag queen to serve in the North Korean army and to win LNTM at once. Thank you judges for seeing something beyond this beautiful snatch! And I’m not talking about the lack of wig on my head that I lost due to severe excitement. 
 
My Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent is overflowing! 
 
Thank you to the judges and Lindsay for this beautiful opportunity. To all my fellow models, you were so fun and talented! 
 
After all the drama, you are all my girls! Except for some unsolved business I am going to address with one girl… Watch your Back.
 

 
 

Backstage, moments before the final runway, the tension was palpable.
RuPaul, still livid about her missing dress, confronted Mitski…
— I know you took it, you weird freakzoid. I will dismember you… she accused, eyes blazing. Mitski, maintaining her calm, and sweetness retorted: —I didn’t touch your stupid dress, you stupid bald bitch. Stop blaming me for your Amnesia you old hag…
Anya, AGAIN, caught in the middle, tried to defuse the situation, AGAIN… — Can we just focus on the show? This is our moment! We might serve in the North Korean army for 5 years!! Don’t forget it girls
 
Kim Kardashian,  lieutenant of the south North Korean base stormed in, barking orders: —Enough! Get your fucking ass up and strut the runway. It seems like nobody wants to strut the runway these days
 
As they moved to their positions, RuPaul leaned in to Anya, whispering: —Watch your back. Anya, exasperated, just shook her head.
The models took their places for the second runway, the drama still simmering beneath the surface.