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Cold shoulder by Adele 

I don't to appear rude and arrogant (I fucking am), but like WTF?
If it was me who was there I would have written a fucking 5000 word essay without even spoiling a thing, while all that these twinks could come up with was ''ALBUM SLAPS ASS''
 

idk why but the tweet saying the only way to describe the album is “cohesive” is taking me out like what 😭😭😭 like i know what they meant but damn that really could mean anything lmaoooo

I couldn’t ever say Amy Winehouse- her songs were full of too many British colloquialisms

If she’s doing an album listening party- I’d expect the album to release by March surely?
Like an actual album listening party is absurd to not have it come out soon

Sorry but all the articles about this being psych and massive attack/Brit pop inspired when this sounds so disco pop is
 
like does she not know genres? Houdini sounds so 80s with its it’s my life guitars aswell and the 80s nostalgia is so dated now.

When she said she has a breathy voice because she fell from a tree and broke her ribs lmao

If she’s doing an album listening party- I’d expect the album to release by March surely?
Like an actual album listening party is absurd to not have it come out soon

If she’s doing an album listening party- I’d expect the album to release by March surely?
Like an actual album listening party is absurd to not have it come out soon

If she’s doing an album listening party- I’d expect the album to release by March surely?
Like an actual album listening party is absurd to not have it come out soon

I’ve said this for years and was downvoted many times 
We need to see her faces of death kill scene 

? Chemtrails was slightly country and not exactly a fan favourite.
 
sirens is pure folk 

How will she do choreography?
 

How will she do choreography?
 

i love how ‘i finally understand’ used to be one of my least faves of HIFN but now it’s one of my favorites 

okay, you say messy and uncohesive and I say eclectic, diverse and a showcase of her versatility as a musician. For me it's a display of what pop music is (the more conventional songs) and what pop music could be (the more experimental songs)
 
in short: enjoy the messiness

Y’all gonna hate me for this but I cannot stand Next Level Charli… something about the snare sound is just so off to me. It’s mixed like doodoo 

album was so ass i skipped the tour i’m sorry😭

She’s dead 
 

I'm on the fence with this because sometimes I want to be like "Y'all so fucking TikTok Zoomer Brained and have ZERO patience y'all got no focus, can't see shit in the long term, y'all just want allllll the shit NOW and then 5 minutes after NOW happens y'all are like "This old af trash" and have moved on"
 
BUT THEN.....
 

Announcing an album coming in 5-6 weeks? Sure. Announcing a new album even 2-3 months away? Cool.

But announcing a single? Girl the shit needs to drop within 1-2 weeks MAX.

It's been announced. It's been teased with visuals. A snippet has been "leaked" alongside the visuals. The song should come swiftly after.
 
It's like when you go out to eat and you order an appetizer and dinner. Your appetizer comes out fast...but dinner takes forever to come out. Well, now you've eaten all of the appetizer and had two drink refills and have been sitting for so long that by the time dinner comes, you're not really hungry anymore. Ya know?

It comes out like a lion and in like a bird 

5 weeks is way too long for a lead single imo

If it was up to me, this thread would be locked by now.  

Truly a bizarre song for her to preview live during that era. I was so scared it would end up on Crash and I’m thankful its life is over.

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