Wryta Thinkpiece

God, you're all a bunch of fucking trainwrecks.

I'm pretty sure it's "cacciatore" like the Italian dish. Makes sense since she talks about soft-serve ice cream, too.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, THAT HELLAFINE HUNK CAN RIP. ME. IN. FUCKING. HALF.

THESE ARE THE REAL LEREX My breastmilk taste like dark blue pretzels. Cockmeat sandwiches in the pale moonlight. I've gots a taste for sex mixed with canned cheese; Fuck me, freak, in my party dress I lie. It's art.

Karen, Don't Be Sad is so, so, so fucking amazing.

​ Fucking PLEASE, Lana.

I am so fucking in love with this song. I love how minimalistic and modestly jazzy it is. I noticed a lot of people also pointed out the faint high pitch in the background. I know not a lot of people are into it, but it reminds me of something like feedback noise from a kind of radio comminications device that's trying to tune into a dead channel. I don't really know how to explain it better than that, but there's just something about that idea that makes me enjoy it.

Exactly what I want to know; I was hoping she teased a snippet.

WHERE CAN I HEAR IT?

This song is going to rip my fucking heart out and throw it in the freezer until I can get myself together to deal with it.

I'm going to throw up if "God Knows I Tried" Is Starry Eyed tease. Oh my god, Lana, please. I am in love with this tracklist. So. Fucking. In. LOVE.

I WILL FUCKING DIE IF THERE'S A SONG CALLED "TERRENCE/TERRANCE LOVES YOU". LANA DON'T FUCK WITH ME PLEASE I LIVE FOR TITLES LIKE THIS.

Now it is.

@@evilentity Waiting for you to serve that HBTB Critique a la Microsoft Notepad.

Honestly, no one with any knowledge of the song should have shared any details, it's a domino effect and people start competing for relevance and then *this* happens. I really, really, really appreciate people wanting to share what they know, but for fuck's sake, save it for the older, unreleased stuff. Lana has been consistent with sharing the news about Honeymoon when there's a green light. This wasn't like BB, JFK, Starry Eyed or AFFA where we had no full context of what or when to expect it. Three. Days. Come on.

AW COME ON. I MEAN FUCK YEAH BUT NO. WHY? NO. THREE. FUCKING. DAYS. THAT'S ALL WE HAD TO WAIT FOR. COME ON.

I'm just taking this information with a grain of salt. I have never been inclined to question Eclipse's honesty, but this always happens when new releases are going on and there's too much misinformation from too many sources to invest my trust in any of them. I'm sticking with the only confirmed news: HBTB will be released August 10th, everything else is just hearsay.

All this buzz about these "official" lyrics and I'm just watching the mess get messy like

I AM GOING TO DIE.

Shades of Cool vs. TOSTB

Our honeymoooo~oooon~ Say you want me too~

Our honeymooooooooooon~

Plot Twist: James confirms that Lana's pussy actually tastes like Barq's Root Beer.

"Dreaming your life away," possible Motors reference? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otL3OEvzuus

So fucking haunting. I am in love with the ambience and harmonies. Very satisfied with Honeymoon, though I would love to see someone mix some raw and heavy percussion into it. BUT SOMEONE HELP ME OUT HERE: The way Lana scats, I swear the melody reminds me of one of her other songs. Not WFL, because the scats are different, it's another song. Has anyone else noticed it? I can't put my finger on what song it is.