Wryta Thinkpiece

The Other Woman for Gemini? Completely accurate. Also my favorite song off the whole album. For personality types? I'm an INFJ and I'd have to say that it's really hard to limit it to just one song. Especially since there's a wide spectrum of characteristics in an INFJ that, well, can all be described by a vast array of Lana tracks. I'd have to ponder on this.

#Justice4CrazyLove CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS ALBUM. RIVERSIDE IS GOING TO BE GETTING THE FEEL-BUS READY.

What the chorus reminds me of:

I REALLY FUCKING HOPE CRAZY LOVE IS ON THE NEW ALBUM. REALLY HOPE HE PLAYS A NY GIG REALLY HOPE HE FALLS IN PLATONIC LOVE WITH ME. BARRIE. PLEASE. :crying:

Plot Twist: I never messaged her after that.

I almost fell the fuck apart when she namedropped Methamphetamines in the audio commentary of Old Money. So fucking glad to hear her acknowledge one of her best unreleased songs.

I can translate it for you:

I got Shades of Cool: Yaaaas~

It's Roses.

Pretty When You Cry vs. Tired of Singing the Blues

I WAS THINKING THIS TOO.

Um...I am really curious now. Can someone post some of their favorite tracks?

A UV-fied version of this tbh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQtM5x_BGao AND THIS.

This song. Forever.

@@Jake because we're both INFJ, he's got that enigma about him, and I'd love to serve him whiskey three times a night. But I'd cramp his style with the whole "Vinny-is-being-creepy-again" kind of thing I have going about me. @@Bekim because he is the second-most sexually frustrated person on this forum next to me and it makes my life on LanaBoards a little less unnerving. @@butterflies because he took me to Rapture. @@European because he just pops up at the right time with just the right ways to flatter someone. I love you all more than my luggage.

Their separation just made this song from Barrie so much sadder to me. Excuse me while I have a moment to grieve.

ULTRAVIOLENCE vs Sad Girl

You, Mister: 1. Doin' All Right (Most of the Time) 2. Claim You 3. Everybody Can Tell 4. Strange Dream (Interlude) 5. Had You (On My Mind) 6. I Think of You Here 7. Strange Dream 8. Called You 9. Had to Make Known 10. I Wasn't All Right 11. Strange Dream (Reprise) 12. Visualize 13. Make It a Point 14. My Head Can Rest

On the real doe, what the fuck even went on for seven pages?

Mermaid Motel vs. Florida Kilos

Like, two or three hours ago Vinny Junior was about to rip through my shorts. Post-workout erections are such a great feeling. When's the last time you had an Italian ice?

I will have an existential crisis if this isn't at least an EP in the future. I am counting on hearing more about this. Maybe if I send her videos of me dancing to her music it'll give her motive.

I am gonna need a few towels to clean the mess I just made on myself. Oh. My. Fucking. God. LANA. PLEASE.

inb4 Lana's gonna freak when she sees this.