Wryta Thinkpiece

So much this.

Lizzy Grant did not die for this.

Golf

This should have become a thing.

It truly breaks my heart to hear that Leonard Cohen has passed away. Leonard has always been such an influential artist for me as a poet; he and his music were my solace, my confidants, and two of the most prized treasures I have come upon in my lifetime. I am left emotional and beside myself. Leonard's humility, compassion, and candor in his work have truly touched me during my experience with the human condition, and in times of emotional distress, certainly made it bearable; I really wish that I had the opportunity to meet him personally, to tell him how much it meant to me to have that. Thank you, Leonard. For the music. For you. For everything. You will never be forgotten.

Omfg.

Nothing I would rather do than flirtin', fuckin' dirty, you love me, hate me.

I am also here for @@annedauphine to be a mod. She's been a member for a little over a year, and she already has almost 1,500 posts. I have been here for almost four years and I only have 1.3k posts. Her commitment to our community is real. :oprah: I would also love for MOTM to make a comeback. I think we've gone without it long enough, it's a great way to get to know one another, and I'd love for past winners to get another win/interview and see where they are at now. What was the rule again for nominating past winners? I know you couldn't nominate them for the following month, but how much time had to pass for them to become eligible candidates again? Even if, by chance, having past winners be eligible for nomination would be considered unfair, a monthly "Where Are They Now?" kind of spin-off would be awesome to have alongside MOTM. I know not all the members who won in the past are still active, so doing it in a "June MOTM 2016" and "Where Are They Now? June MOTM 2014" might not work as well in practice as it does in theory, but it's something to consider if we aren't starting fresh with the MOTM and making past candidates eligible again.

What really makes the song for me are the flawless backing vocals. They are so subtle but so interesting and uniquely done. Lana has a great ear for harmonies.

Maybe bringing back spaces in usernames? It's hardly anything worth mentioning, but I always wondered why spaces were no longer allowed in usernames. Might have to do with the fact that a few of us also took advantage of using special characters in our usernames just because we could. I'M SORRY. I also agree that we should give the mods more privileges and admin-power; I don't think we need more mods, though I would love to be one myself, each of the mods already do a great job with keeping things controlled and handling situations with impartiality. I just think they need more privileges so that they can further provide excellent help and service for the rest of the community.

Really digging this girl's style. She came up on a YouTube ad, and I really do not regret watching the video in full. She's got some good lyrics and a pretty awesome vibe.

My neighbor told me God's made mistakes; I think she was mostly referring to me when she said that, but I am sure that the Bible mentions them as one of the animals in the Garden of Noah when Moses built the wheel and Cain parted the cornfields. Is white chocolate really chocolate?

Yes, but only if you have had hemorrhoids for longer than a week. Otherwise you just get HPV. Is it true love if he gives you crabs at least once?

Because Issac Newton said it was one of his ten rules of botany. Why is it called a blowjob if you don't blow?

"It's the clearest when it's me and him alone— he stops, he talks about all the ways he used to own it all: Dnnerettes and soda pops for our trip across the USA." I fucking love the laptop demo and this version so fucking much.

That's it! You got it! Because if it was green, it would be grass. Why can't we see behind our eyelids?

Pretty self-explanatory; user asks a stupid question, another user follows up with a stupid answer and their own stupid question. I think we can make something funny out of this, so let's see how it goes. Why aren't seals called water dogs?

I hope someone pulled another "You're Gonna Love Me", because that song was cut towards the end when it first leaked, and it took a while to get the full version. I'd be upset if this is the only version out. It sounds like it is missing the last chorus.

THIS WOMAN IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME. SHE IS FUCKING SERVING AND I AM FUCKING LIVING.

@@evilentity, still a fact, still a fact. LOVE YOU, TOO~

*Slut Drops uncontrollably to the point of tears.*

It's nice to hear Barrie's account on the events that took place around the break-up. I am sure there are more details that aren't being mentioned from both parties, but either way, I am glad that Barrie didn't look to sully Lana's name or vice-versa. It seems like they still have a lot of respect for each other. TL;DR: Vinny went on one of his tangents.

FUCK ME. I AM SO EXCITED. WHATEVER. I FUCKING LOVE BURNT NORTON.

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For some reason, I thought she said "It's all or nothing" in the outro instead of "it's not one of them."