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  1. house of balloons liked a post in a topic by Lad in Saddest / Most Depressing Lana Song   
    Last Girl On Earth imo
  2. Lad liked a post in a topic by rdp in Ultraviolence - Pre-Release Thread   
    They must have changed the audio, 'cause her vocals sounded totally different on the radio edit the first time I listened to it and now they're more similiar to the official version.
     
    "Cruel World" is such a cheesy title idk
  3. demiannn liked a post in a topic by Lad in Make Your Ultraviolence Tracklist   
    1. So Legittt (Reworked with the line "Stefani u suck even when you cannot sell even 20k anymore)
    2. Baz Bitch
    3. Distance On Your Eyes (feat. Lorde)
    4. Black Beauty (feat. Paula Deen)
    5. ULTRAVIOLENCE
    6. Summertime Sadness (Cedric Gervais Remix)
    7. Once Upon a Dream
    8. Ella Marija Lani
    9. Young and Beautiful
    10. Young and Beautiful (Magic Tree and I Let Myself Go)
    11. Young and Beautiful (Jazz Instrumental Version)
    12. 4n6elz 4eva, 4eva 4n6elz
    DELUXE TRACKS
    13. Crooked Cop
    14. Jolene (ULTRABANGERZ) [feat. NiGHTMARE BOY]
    15. Caribbean
  4. Thunder Revenant liked a post in a topic by Lad in Miss America + GET DRUNK SESSIONS   
    I made this like a month ago ( @@Arzi ) It's my vision of Ultraviolence as a title in a Lana-esque way
     

  5. PinUpCartoonBaby liked a post in a topic by Lad in Miss America + GET DRUNK SESSIONS   
    I made this like a month ago ( @@Arzi ) It's my vision of Ultraviolence as a title in a Lana-esque way
     

  6. LittleFool liked a post in a topic by Lad in Miss America + GET DRUNK SESSIONS   
    I made this like a month ago ( @@Arzi ) It's my vision of Ultraviolence as a title in a Lana-esque way
     

  7. Lad liked a post in a topic by cartoon eyes in Lola Blanc   
  8. JhnMabius liked a post in a topic by Lad in Make Your Ultraviolence Tracklist   
    Ya i googled the song after sitar's post and It's beautiful def I still want it on UV w/o Barrie's rap tho
  9. LoreleiLee liked a post in a topic by Lad in Saddest / Most Depressing Lana Song   
    Last Girl On Earth imo
  10. Jord liked a post in a topic by Lad in Saddest / Most Depressing Lana Song   
    Last Girl On Earth imo
  11. PrettyBaby liked a post in a topic by Lad in Saddest / Most Depressing Lana Song   
    Last Girl On Earth imo
  12. demiannn liked a post in a topic by Lad in Saddest / Most Depressing Lana Song   
    Last Girl On Earth imo
  13. Lad liked a post in a topic by Coney Island King in Ultraviolence - Pre-Release Thread   
    Ban this Nate creature!
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  15. Thunder Revenant liked a post in a topic by Lad in Favourite Lana Lyrics   
    "My pussy taste like Pepsi Cola"
    "Elvis is the best hell yes"
    "Hell yeah that guy can sing"
    "You don't get it, you just don't get it"
    "Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh, like an american"
    "You also take pictures and you gave me one
    Of a nun who was playing the drums She was crazy, her name was Katie" "In the land of gods and monsters I was an angel looking to fucked hard". "Spins me round like a record, baby"  
  16. Lad liked a post in a topic by ilovetati in Post Your Fanmade Ultraviolence Covers   
    A modern-day version of this would be really beautiful and appropriate, IMO:
     

     
    Or something like these fan art pieces by Miss America:
     


     
  17. Arzi liked a post in a topic by Lad in Miss America + GET DRUNK SESSIONS   
    Idk why but I'm kinda into booklets and I made one for my Black Beauty fanmade EP   It's missing the borders from the backcover and the image inside the case but whatevs I'm gonna make it 2morrow
     









  18. Nightmare Boy Online liked a post in a topic by Lad in Make Your Ultraviolence Tracklist   
    Ya i googled the song after sitar's post and It's beautiful def I still want it on UV w/o Barrie's rap tho
  19. Lad liked a post in a topic by phahad in Sky Ferreira   
    omg so yesterday i was watching the curse of chucky, its horrible, and i realized that chucky looks like sky lmfaoooo 
  20. lflflflflflflflflflf liked a post in a topic by Lad in Make Your Ultraviolence Tracklist   
    1. So Legittt (Reworked with the line "Stefani u suck even when you cannot sell even 20k anymore)
    2. Baz Bitch
    3. Distance On Your Eyes (feat. Lorde)
    4. Black Beauty (feat. Paula Deen)
    5. ULTRAVIOLENCE
    6. Summertime Sadness (Cedric Gervais Remix)
    7. Once Upon a Dream
    8. Ella Marija Lani
    9. Young and Beautiful
    10. Young and Beautiful (Magic Tree and I Let Myself Go)
    11. Young and Beautiful (Jazz Instrumental Version)
    12. 4n6elz 4eva, 4eva 4n6elz
    DELUXE TRACKS
    13. Crooked Cop
    14. Jolene (ULTRABANGERZ) [feat. NiGHTMARE BOY]
    15. Caribbean
  21. Lad liked a post in a topic by Sitar in Make Your Ultraviolence Tracklist   
    If ur trying to clown on the best song ever written it didn't work bc that song was made for Lana to cover
  22. Lad liked a post in a topic by lflflflflflflflflflf in Ultraviolence - Pre-Release Thread   
    Oh no! We have another asshat member who thinks they know better than the thousand of us already here! I have a name for this phenomena. It's called the 'Basic Bitch' syndrome:
     

    Your condescending, egotistical tone is not appreciated on this forum. It makes you look like an ill mannered, un-educated idiot. Did somebody shit in your chest cavity today? Were you recently part of a human centipede or do you actually talk shit all the time? Do you talk this way to your friends (but of course, I doubt you have any by the way you present yourself).
     
    You can act as high and mighty all you want but it's not gonna make the people around you love you any more than they already hate you (including everybody on this forum). I have some news to break to you buddy, you are not smart and you are most certainly not polite. You think you're the shit but in reality, you are not. You are a rude pretentious asshole arguing on a forum. I'm comfortable telling you this, not only because I started this topic 3 months and 73 pages ago, but because statistically I am better than you and I am putting you in your place. Here's some visual proof.
     

     

     
    Everybody fucking knows that Lana did not record an album in one day. She started working way before Tropico was announced. That's why we know about Trans Am.   Black Beauty is from early 2013 so she has obviously been working on Ultraviolence for over a year and we all fucking know it. We don't need your simple minded ass telling us shit we already know!
     
    "And you think an artist as big as Lana is going to make an entire album of her and ONE producer." Of course not, you fucking dimwitted shit brained idiot! We already know the confirmed producers. I've listed them in the OP. I've even talked to Dan Heath myself. You're not dropping any groundbreaking news here bud.   All artists work differently. Lana worked solely with David Kahne for AKA and she can do it again if she damn well chooses, but we know that's not the case.
     
    "When I say record, I don't mean just RECORD vocals." Well surprisingly, you will discover that the world does not revolve around you and that the word 'record' has many several meanings. Many people can interpret this as many different things. "I mean the songwriting, production, etc." Oh, so then you didn't mean 'recording' then? Make up your mind   . There are many stages to creating an album and to call it all 'recording' would be misuse of that verb wouldn't it?   When someone is 'recording' an album, they are most likely talking about vocals, my friend.
     
    "Record in a day. Record what? fart sounds?" I don't think you understand the concept of time. Let's use mathematics! An album is 45 minutes long and there are 24 hours in a day. How many times does 0.75 divide into 24? Of course you don't know because you were obviously educated in a barn, as I am guessing by your lack of manners. An artist, realistically can record an album in one day if they wanted to. We are not saying that Lana did, we are just talking about the concept of 'recording an album in a day' in general. When I told you that Paradise was recorded in one take, you replied: 'I can't even comprehend your post!" Well that's not surprising, but I will extend my knowledge to the mentally deficient.
     
    Time-wise, Lana's vocals theoretically could have all been recorded on the same day (wow, that's crazy!) She entered the studio, sang all of her songs over some demo instrumentals and left the building! This theoretically could have happened! "Are you implying when Lana "Record" an album she simply goes in the studio and sing/record vocals and that's it." Well sir, if you managed to read my comment, I said: "if the producers made the instrumentals beforehand, an album can easily be made in a couple of days." Here, I was talking about an album in general and not Paradise.
     
    Lana does not need to stand behind Dan Heath with a whip shouting at him while he produces the strings to Bel Air now does she? She can easily drop in and out of recording sessions. She recorded Young & Beautiful when Baz Luhrmann was in a different country to her! Wow, technology! Paradise is pretty short. Even if each song took a whole day, it still could (hint: could) have been completed in one and a half weeks! (Crazy! I know you don't understand the concept of time so I will stop talking about this in fear of overloading your brain.)
     
    "I know that Paradise vocals were recorded in one take because you can hear the differences in verse 1 and verse 2." I would rather pour gasoline all over myself and jump through a flaming hoop than read one of your sloppy replies.   Of course there are differences in verse 1 and verse 2. That's because they are verses. Verses in songs are usually the same melodically but with different lyrics! If you listen closely, you might be able to hear that they are different! Otherwise, in the case that you meant 'chorus', I have to let you know that recording a chorus twice will only literally extend recording time by 30 seconds every time it's sang. 30 seconds does not make much of a difference on the overall recording time.
     
    "I mean i'm not an artist." I am glad that you are self aware.   Children are not usually aware of their own bodies until around 9 months. I'm happy that you have grown to understand what you are and what you are not. Here's something else in which you are not: an expert. Nobody is of course insinuating she scrapped everything and started work with Dan Auerbach in the past few days. Nobody is that fucking crazy to believe that (though, you are pretty fucking crazy for believing that we believe it.) Like I said before, we know long she worked on it. Over a year. Why would she announce the album in December at the Tropico premiere if she started working on it in mid-February with Dan Auerbach? Take a chill pill and don't taking everything so literally. Auerbach most likely placed the finishing touches on each song of the album (which is why she's comfortable presenting it as his as well as hers, since he probably tinkered with the songs last.) This was just a way to announce that a new producer was being introduced to Lana's fold.
     
    "I need a break and stop coming here for a while again because I can't take it." I think you do too! Maybe one of our admins can help you take an extra extra long break! Why not go for a permanent break under the banhammer?   I'm sure one of our admins will kindly offer it to you. "Look at me I'm recording my voice using my iPhone. I just made my very own album." Are you insinuating that Sirens is a bad album? This is exactly what Lana did in her early career (well maybe not an iPhone). Studio quality isn't everything. I wouldn't care if Lana recorded Ultraviolence using her asshole, it'll still be a work of art and your condescending high-tech talk is killing my brain cells. What's wrong with using an iPhone? If Lana didn't have her iPhone we wouldn't have that beautiful video for Summer Wine you ungrateful piece of filth.   
     
    Lola: "Why are you getting so riled up, Ultra-Violence? You have no idea how Lana has worked on past albums or on this one so calm down and stop acting like you know everything." Lola knows all. You should listen to Lola. Statistically she is also better than you in every single possible way so don't you even dare sass her or else I'm sure she will have no hesitation in smacking you up.   You need to listen to her. Take some Ambien and calm the fuck down.
     
    Have you released an album on a major record label? No. I'm not Lola and I definitely have no hesitation in telling you to shut the fuck up. You know the same amount as anybody on the internet. I.E you are not a special snowflake in any way so quit acting like one. You talk more shit than an Azealia Banks in one of her rap songs and you're just generally just exhausting to listen to. We're exhausted feeling sorry for you so you can do yourself a favour and stop talking before I ram you off your high horse into a pile of shit that you spilled from your own mouth. The prestigious ChairCola award for most time-wasting and tiring posts goes to you my friend. Goodbye.
     

     

  23. hybridpop liked a post in a topic by Lad in Miss America + GET DRUNK SESSIONS   
    Idk why but I'm kinda into booklets and I made one for my Black Beauty fanmade EP   It's missing the borders from the backcover and the image inside the case but whatevs I'm gonna make it 2morrow
     









  24. Lad liked a post in a topic by StationToStation in FKA twigs   
    I just wanted to post this
     
    ''all of her videos are so good they feel symbiotic with the music. i love this so much.'' - Lorde
     
    Stan for her Lorde, stan
     
    Btw. Theo Hutchcraft (from the duo Hurts) has also posted a link to the 'Papi Pacify' music video
    http://https://twitter.com/theohurts/statuses/378553802741534720
     
    Get that promo twigs
  25. Lad liked a post in a topic by Venice Jesus Whore in Just some edits I made to the 2011 Q Magazine Photoshoot   
    Any feedback is very much appreciated!
     
    Feel free to follow me on tumblr too.  
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