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this new song is kinda like if delicate, gorgeous, and shake it off had a three-way
 
it's similar to how lana's trying to make happier music though, taylor's life is just in a different place since the events of reputation

I love the entire album beginning to end. The whole thing flows so well, it feels weird to skip the songs. Her voice sounds amazing and the way she writes is poetic but direct. You can really tell she's done a lot of reflection on what it is to be a human and how we are supposed to live our lives and feel and she's being super honest about it.
 
My personal faves are Karma, Emotional Machine, Superstar, Too Afraid and To Be Human. It's hard to even choose because there are so many amazing songs.

Last night I had a dream that I was having lunch with Katy Perry (I know, I know). She asked me to collab with her and I said, "no, I can't, I'm collabing with Lana Del Rey" and she yelled, "you'll RUIN your career doing that ... Lana doesn't ever release music!" (too real) and stormed off.
 
Anyway, the diner was next to this river, and Katy went upstream to the dam and opened the floodgates and I got washed away and drowned all because I was loyal to our sis.
 
The end.
 
The lesson is, Lana let me drown, just like she's letting all of us drown #deep
 
Oh, and Katy Perry is really spiteful. Don't trust.

And Ben still thinks we're shit, smh

i love us. every day we manage to keep this thread alive with the same complaints, the same (sometimes different) theories and pure speculation when we havent had an ounce of news in MONTHS. if this doesnt show our dedication towards this woman and her art then idk what will! 

SHUTUOFJF

I hate her. (   ;  - ; )

selena and lana are in a race for the longest album release ever

Taylor Swift's brand new album "Pattern Design" is coming out 2/16 confirmed guys.
 
Are there any more theories on the story of us hints?

selena and lana are in a race for the longest album release ever

feels like a song i'll skip when the album comes out (like lwymmd) but it's stuck on repeat at the moment

is there a reason blue jeans and video games have remastered versions because they sound the same

This must be how it felt to be on the Titanic after it hit the iceberg, except instead of waiting for someone to release the lifeboats, we're waiting for a lycra-wearing, matcha-sipping, viola-pic-stealing 30-something to release an album. So, totally the same thing, really.

This album hasn't aged at all. It's timeless. It still sounds fresh after all these years. 

oh my god i didn't realise it's been EIGHT months??? ((kinda proves how timeless mariner's apartment complex is but STILL))

i love this so much. this is so cliche but her smiling makes me smile. i should just go out and enjoy life like she is instead of being bitter on here about some album

Life is to be lived I just ride x

what if thats her whole plan... omg a marketing queen maybe we must stan again

y'all saying that lana isn't promoting the album but she's been promoting how to disappear since October and nobody noticed that
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                         ​sorry if anyone has made this joke but I haven't read this whole thread so yeah

lanadelnews looking for the leak two seconds after posting "if the album leaks i wont listen <3"

It really is strange how it hasn't leaked yet. Jack must have it all locked in a vault or some shit...

me downloading NFR when it leaks 5 months before its release date 

Also random af but I assumed that that pic she posted of the violas back in January was hers and yesterday I did a Google search for "violet flowers" for a web project I'm doing and that pic is like the 5th result: 
 
https://www.thespruce.com/growing-violas-1402895
 
If sis can't be bothered scrolling past the first 5 Google image results to steal a pic of violas, then she can't be bothered releasing an album smh. #flawlesslogic

I'm starting to wonder why I came back tbh I missed the community a lot but in regards to Lana it's just tedious I can't find another word

I just know all of this obsessive waiting (for 6+ months) is going to come to a boil when she puts the album cover on IG. We all know it's going to be a tacky af Chuck cover with no artistic value or a real aesthetic direction, and the meltdowns will be legendary. All of this waiting for news in vain. 
 

feels like a song i'll skip when the album comes out (like lwymmd) but it's stuck on repeat at the moment