whitetennisshoes

Shakira is not a big deal right now. I mean, she's famous but only on latin countries.

yeah Lana you know what gangsters do??
 
 
 
Release albums

Attractive couple. She looks amazing. Like at a gas station in 2012. Best album is coming.

Just googled his real name.... GERALD AND ELIZABETH.. Love this senior citizen couple

Is it just me, or he looks ok here?

We're all going to be here on May 26th at 11:59 PM like "there's still a chance the album's coming today" while Lana and G-Eazy are on a boat somewhere, G-Eazy fanning her with a palm tree branch after delivering her daily dick session. 

You guys are so dramatic, when something doesn't go your way people just say "scrap the whole album!" "Keep it!" "This is worst era!" "I'm unstanning!" "I hope it flops!" Lmfao calm down, it's not like your whole life depends on Lana.

When I get a "Lana Del Rey posted something new" Instagram notification and I open to find out yet again it's not the tracklist/preorder
 

When Lana told me BAR was the title track then dropped "Lust For Life album trailer" 
 

it still bothers me there isnt an official explicit version of btd.

You get sweaty, you get all dicked up
With nobody in particular 
Back to work at the stripper pole
Doesn't matter cus' it's enough 
To be hung, and a sluuuuuut

shake your sexy buuutttttttttt

Its true, we are all so fucking messy. 4 albums in 5 years, 2 new singles, AKA pre eras album and 200 unreleased demos/songs. We literally have material coming out of our pussies.

y'all right now: I'm so tired of this, all hype is over, flop era, she can keep the album at this point.
y'all when the album actually comes out: OMGG QUEENN HER BEST ALBUM YAAAS

I think the reasons she doesn't promote are a lot more complicated than that she's lazy-- she's insecure after a career filled with backlash

Why do some people on here think they're the shit? I can't cope

Some of you seem a little bit more exxxtra than the usual     

okay why are the last several pages about lana dating g easy and how she dates "ugly" guys. first of all, not everyone is as superficial as you. and you get to an age where you realize looks arent as important as the way you vibe and common interests. you dont need a jawline to have a chemistry. ban all 15 year old from here plz

the gays: lana release lust for life 
lana: 

"If the collab is real, I'm unstanning"
 
"Ugh Marina? Kms."
 
"Deleting it off my iTunes"
 

This kind of entitlement is scary. She could decide to scrap the album and never make music again and that would be her right-- it's not about you

This isn't fair? Lmaoooo so many of you must feel so entitled....
 
The meltdowns in this thread are hilarious and strange. I love seeing people freak out for no reason. Calm yourselves! Get some fresh air and log off

Y'all need to stop dragging our mom so hard. She works hard to bring home goodies for us. She could wear two chairs glued together and still look better than any one of us losers.

her outfit is cute, get out of here you basic hoes
 

watch her perform video games