VintageBitch

YES. Taste. 

Gays and sluts I'm new here. 
 
Norman Fucking Rockwell - 12
Mariners Apartment Complex - 9 
Venice Bitch - 16
Fuck it I Love You - 9
Doin' Time - 1
Love Song - 14 
Cinnamon Girl - 11
California - 16
The Next Best American Record - 7
The Greatest - 11 
Bartender - 14
Happiness is a Butterfly - 11
hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it - 7
 
Let's not pretend we're acquainted with Bradley, Louie and  LBC whatever. 

Love: 11
Whoever doesn't feel this bop is trash (your dad wasted his juice and your mum's hooha hurted for no good reason). This is the iconic single worthy alongside her most acclaimed songs like Video Games and Brooklyn Baby. Like how can you not feel warm and happier listening to the song?
 
Lust for Life: 4
This TRIES to be a radio hit by featuring Abel but nope, my babe that singing's irate.
 
13 Beaches: 9
Great hook, great melody. If the lyrics in the verses and the chorus were written cohesively, it would be a 10.
 
Cherry: 8.5
I would give this a 10, but I don't listen to this as much as I like to probably because I'm not in a place in my life where this is very relatable.
 
White Mustang: 8
It's short, and the chorus can be a bit repetitive but the hook magically works. Still a cute bop with the whistling in the final verse. Also the sexual innuendo that could be applied establishes Lana as a relatable queen.
 
Summer Bummer: 5
Groupie Love: 4
The rap features are unnecessary for Lana, I mean bitch just released 3 damn fine albums by herself without those. Not giving these 0s because although the collabs seem like a desperate attempt for lana to secure a radio hit just like LFL, the rapping parts and her singing somehow work well together.
 
In My Feelings: 0
Those of you giving this abomination a high score is tragic just like the song.
 
Coachella: 6.5
I'll probably get roasted for this but the melody's great and the line "words could turn to birds and birds would send my thoughts your way" gives me Harry Potter vibes which I live for.
 
God Bless America: 4
When the World Was At War We Kept Dancing: 3
Like I don't get that excessive fuss over Trump thing, sure he's arguably the worst President of America, but a very good chunk of you people voted for him. There are worse things happening in the world.
 
Beautiful People Beautiful Problems: 6
This is a cute song, Stevie's vocals were killer but gets boring after a while.
 
Tomorrow Never Came: 9
I never understand the hate this gem is getting. The chorus is everything. If it weren't for the unnecessary "now I'm singing with SHAWWWNNN" this is a 10.
 
Heroin: 9
I love the story line behind this and the bridge where her voice gets suddenly higher "it's fucking hawt hawt" serves me power bottom teas. Didn't give it a 10 because the whole drug scene isn't very relatable personally.
 
Change: 9
The sentiment behind the song is beautiful. The studio version can be a little too monotonous but this is one of the breathtaking songs better performed live when it makes you teary and really appreciate the silence around her vocals and the piano.
 
Get Free: 10
Flawless.
 
Album Average (6.63/10)
 
 
Best American Record: 10

Love: 11
Whoever doesn't feel this bop is trash (your dad wasted his juice and your mum's hooha hurted for no good reason). This is the iconic single worthy alongside her most acclaimed songs like Video Games and Brooklyn Baby. Like how can you not feel warm and happier listening to the song?
 
Lust for Life: 4
This TRIES to be a radio hit by featuring Abel but nope, my babe that singing's irate.
 
13 Beaches: 9
Great hook, great melody. If the lyrics in the verses and the chorus were written cohesively, it would be a 10.
 
Cherry: 8.5
I would give this a 10, but I don't listen to this as much as I like to probably because I'm not in a place in my life where this is very relatable.
 
White Mustang: 8
It's short, and the chorus can be a bit repetitive but the hook magically works. Still a cute bop with the whistling in the final verse. Also the sexual innuendo that could be applied establishes Lana as a relatable queen.
 
Summer Bummer: 5
Groupie Love: 4
The rap features are unnecessary for Lana, I mean bitch just released 3 damn fine albums by herself without those. Not giving these 0s because although the collabs seem like a desperate attempt for lana to secure a radio hit just like LFL, the rapping parts and her singing somehow work well together.
 
In My Feelings: 0
Those of you giving this abomination a high score is tragic just like the song.
 
Coachella: 6.5
I'll probably get roasted for this but the melody's great and the line "words could turn to birds and birds would send my thoughts your way" gives me Harry Potter vibes which I live for.
 
God Bless America: 4
When the World Was At War We Kept Dancing: 3
Like I don't get that excessive fuss over Trump thing, sure he's arguably the worst President of America, but a very good chunk of you people voted for him. There are worse things happening in the world.
 
Beautiful People Beautiful Problems: 6
This is a cute song, Stevie's vocals were killer but gets boring after a while.
 
Tomorrow Never Came: 9
I never understand the hate this gem is getting. The chorus is everything. If it weren't for the unnecessary "now I'm singing with SHAWWWNNN" this is a 10.
 
Heroin: 9
I love the story line behind this and the bridge where her voice gets suddenly higher "it's fucking hawt hawt" serves me power bottom teas. Didn't give it a 10 because the whole drug scene isn't very relatable personally.
 
Change: 9
The sentiment behind the song is beautiful. The studio version can be a little too monotonous but this is one of the breathtaking songs better performed live when it makes you teary and really appreciate the silence around her vocals and the piano.
 
Get Free: 10
Flawless.
 
Album Average (6.63/10)
 
 
Best American Record: 10

Love: 11
Whoever doesn't feel this bop is trash (your dad wasted his juice and your mum's hooha hurted for no good reason). This is the iconic single worthy alongside her most acclaimed songs like Video Games and Brooklyn Baby. Like how can you not feel warm and happier listening to the song?
 
Lust for Life: 4
This TRIES to be a radio hit by featuring Abel but nope, my babe that singing's irate.
 
13 Beaches: 9
Great hook, great melody. If the lyrics in the verses and the chorus were written cohesively, it would be a 10.
 
Cherry: 8.5
I would give this a 10, but I don't listen to this as much as I like to probably because I'm not in a place in my life where this is very relatable.
 
White Mustang: 8
It's short, and the chorus can be a bit repetitive but the hook magically works. Still a cute bop with the whistling in the final verse. Also the sexual innuendo that could be applied establishes Lana as a relatable queen.
 
Summer Bummer: 5
Groupie Love: 4
The rap features are unnecessary for Lana, I mean bitch just released 3 damn fine albums by herself without those. Not giving these 0s because although the collabs seem like a desperate attempt for lana to secure a radio hit just like LFL, the rapping parts and her singing somehow work well together.
 
In My Feelings: 0
Those of you giving this abomination a high score is tragic just like the song.
 
Coachella: 6.5
I'll probably get roasted for this but the melody's great and the line "words could turn to birds and birds would send my thoughts your way" gives me Harry Potter vibes which I live for.
 
God Bless America: 4
When the World Was At War We Kept Dancing: 3
Like I don't get that excessive fuss over Trump thing, sure he's arguably the worst President of America, but a very good chunk of you people voted for him. There are worse things happening in the world.
 
Beautiful People Beautiful Problems: 6
This is a cute song, Stevie's vocals were killer but gets boring after a while.
 
Tomorrow Never Came: 9
I never understand the hate this gem is getting. The chorus is everything. If it weren't for the unnecessary "now I'm singing with SHAWWWNNN" this is a 10.
 
Heroin: 9
I love the story line behind this and the bridge where her voice gets suddenly higher "it's fucking hawt hawt" serves me power bottom teas. Didn't give it a 10 because the whole drug scene isn't very relatable personally.
 
Change: 9
The sentiment behind the song is beautiful. The studio version can be a little too monotonous but this is one of the breathtaking songs better performed live when it makes you teary and really appreciate the silence around her vocals and the piano.
 
Get Free: 10
Flawless.
 
Album Average (6.63/10)
 
 
Best American Record: 10

Love:9
LFL: 8
13B: 8.5
Cherry: 9.5
White Mustang: 5
Summer Bummer: 8
Groupie Love: 8
In My feelings: 4
Coachella: 6
GBA: 8
WTWWAWWKD: 7.5
BPBP: 8
TNC: 8.5
Heroin: 10
Change: 8
Get Free: 11
Sis, the song is even worse than Coachella

ikr

The audience is obnoxious, shouting "13 BEACHES" over and over again when she already said her band doesn't know it yet and she did two unplanned songs acapella for a bit just because they were yelling for them, now they're all just yelling song titles

Glad there's a thread for the Here's-to-Never-Communicating-with-fans Queen, though it's dead (like her career.)
 
The new record and everything are exciting though. If she releases another IDGAF/WTH single that has nothing to do with the album again, I'm bailing her. Hope we get some info very s**n. 

Her looking at a hanging noose.

I'm gonna quote this on here next album cycle when the covers revealed and everyone loses their shit over nothing. Thank you ! 

I never said she doesnt deserve success. Of course, every fan wants her be more sucessful.
She IS successful up to some extent, even now. Possibly more than everyone here combined.
Again, what I said was 1) it is okay if she doesn't become more successful than she is now and 2) that we all know what she puts out is good enough for us, and as long as she's sucessful enough to make music 3) that sucess doesnt mean quality these days musically and politically
You need to chill out..

Ok Sweaties, this is how it works: You need to open up this playlist and stream the song. That is important cause it that case, the song jumps up a few places. So it is important to stream the song from out of the playlist. With every place it moves up, the bigger the chances of being more streamed. Makes sense, since most ppl will not stream the entire list!
 
So, get to work Lanansters!
 
PS: If you are not doing this, you are ugly (probably even uglier than Borde) and stan Halsey.

I never said she doesnt deserve success. Of course, every fan wants her be more sucessful.
She IS successful up to some extent, even now. Possibly more than everyone here combined.
Again, what I said was 1) it is okay if she doesn't become more successful than she is now and 2) that we all know what she puts out is good enough for us, and as long as she's sucessful enough to make music 3) that sucess doesnt mean quality these days musically and politically
You need to chill out..

Nowhere did I say that you said she doesn't deserve success? You said she doesn't care about success, I was just saying she does and that that's not a bad thing...
 
And as for quality, I think LFL is great quality. I mean, fine if people don't like it, everyone has their own opinions, but even if you don't like LFL for whatever reason it is still nice to see Lana get positive feedback on something she's clearly proud of?
 
Although, I don't get what you mean exactly about quality "politically"?
 
Anyway, I am chill, I'm very happy right now, Lana's making great music that I love so I'm very chill and happy, thanks.
 
- peace and love, no hate 

I never said she doesnt deserve success. Of course, every fan wants her be more sucessful.
She IS successful up to some extent, even now. Possibly more than everyone here combined.
Again, what I said was 1) it is okay if she doesn't become more successful than she is now and 2) that we all know what she puts out is good enough for us, and as long as she's sucessful enough to make music 3) that sucess doesnt mean quality these days musically and politically
You need to chill out..

I'll just assume I'm listening to this trash so that when Queen anal comes eventually, it'll be as good as I've build up in my head.

I'll just assume I'm listening to this trash so that when Queen anal comes eventually, it'll be as good as I've build up in my head.

Glad there's a thread for the Here's-to-Never-Communicating-with-fans Queen, though it's dead (like her career.)
 
The new record and everything are exciting though. If she releases another IDGAF/WTH single that has nothing to do with the album again, I'm bailing her. Hope we get some info very s**n. 

I know a lot people here think that it sucks to be a Lana stan and that she could be doing a lot more with promo n shit, but who would be a better artist to stan?
 
Warning: I have a little rant
 
 

What has been going on in here lately?
 
All those Adele gifs?? I mean come on I love Adele as much as the next person but spamming her all over a LANA DEL REY forum about a LANA DEL REY album?? Really??
 
And then arguing whether the song is really called BAR or Architecture??   Have some patience and wait till we get told by the queen herself.
 
... Then y'all are saying that Lana's music is bad if it doesn't chart?? Um goodbye Lana's music is miles ahead of half the garbage that "charts" nowadays...    I stan talent, not generic recycled shitty mainstream pop trash that everyone else is making. If you can't appreciate Lana's brilliance then get out, honestly.
 
And the worst sin of them all... comparing a queen like LDR to trash like Meghan Trainor and Halsey???       
 
Y'all are a messssss   

wow, people here are super nice. 

works with the whole Satan/witchcraft thing she's working on. 

wow, people here are super nice.