FROGGO

This would be sort of like saying tax evasion was the only crime Al Capone ever committed.

They gifted me Big Eyes and I Can Fly on iTunes so they are lovely and everyone should vote for them.

you better vote TRASH MAGIC

Not relevant to the thread whatsoever, but I found a good gif for "Take a seat"


 

Just voted! fml at being nominated with @@GangstaBoy @@Constantine and @@SwayTokyo for the Be My Daddy Award; I'm not winning shit

Just voted! fml at being nominated with @@GangstaBoy @@Constantine and @@SwayTokyo for the Be My Daddy Award; I'm not winning shit

Not relevant to the thread whatsoever, but I found a good gif for "Take a seat"


 

I had no idea I was nominated until @ tagged me. Thank you to those who voted me in, I guess! Feels nice.
 
Constantine is so hot.
 
Oh and I voted.

To be honest, it's more like the other way around ngl

Notice the qualifying words "mostly" and "almost all" in my post and that I said you should win by default.
 
Don't blame me. I nommed her.
 
Did you call it the Institute of Innovative Thinkers?
 
I'm not saying it wasn't, I'm just saying @ got robbed.
 
Yeah, but you might benefit from vote-splitting among the thirsty bottom constituency. First-past-the-post is your friend in this case.
 
 
Edit: Oh, and btw, I exercised my right as a LanaBoards citizen.

Not relevant to the thread whatsoever, but I found a good gif for "Take a seat"


 

Not relevant to the thread whatsoever, but I found a good gif for "Take a seat"


 

Just voted! fml at being nominated with @@GangstaBoy @@Constantine and @@SwayTokyo for the Be My Daddy Award; I'm not winning shit

Not relevant to the thread whatsoever, but I found a good gif for "Take a seat"


 

Not relevant to the thread whatsoever, but I found a good gif for "Take a seat"


 

Done!
 
@ sis please I'm the one who doesn't stand a chance

Just voted! fml at being nominated with @@GangstaBoy @@Constantine and @@SwayTokyo for the Be My Daddy Award; I'm not winning shit

Considering this forum is full of thirsty bottoms I fear not
Your a Goddess though, just look at those big ears and cute paws!

Girlie girls pray 4 me i just created a fake company for the sake of the lipsters awards... I needed it for a free survey site

Fucking upset bc @@kik isnt anywhere. Like hello

Why isnt @@evilentity nominated tbh

build up your butt pic portfolio for next year and tbh what about MEEEEEE? I'M CUTE. HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE SEEN MY BUTT GETTIN IN AND OUT OF A BATH HUH? my tiddies are WEEPING

Critics often write about who got snubbed and who was undeserving in other awards nominations, so here's my take on the Lipsters (still hate that name):
 
Most Active - Hmmm, none of the top four posters all time nominated despite remaining active. 
Best Username - @HONEYMOOOOOON and @@Auto-Tuned Loon got robbed. Given the forum's sophomoric sense of humor, @@analwinterofmylife is a shoe-in.
Best Taste - If @@Monicker had been active in 2015, he'd deserve this.
Worst Taste - Two of the nominees also nominated for best taste. #Polarizing But there's plenty of deserving nominees here who weren't. 
Favorite Hoarder - How the fuck is @ not nominated for this one? Hell, he deserves a lifetime achievement award for Most Conspicuous Hoarding. Are you sure you didn't mistake votes for his as votes for @@HeadBitch? I demand a recount.
Blogger - A good slate of candidates, but @@SitarHero deserves the nod.
Status Updater - One of the most difficult choices... because they're mostly bad options. Almost all the candidates have been warned for their status posting, troll, or repeat jokes to death. This is like a primary in which every candidate is Trump. Entertaining perhaps, but at the expense of the country. @@naachoboy should win this by default.
Attention Whore - A couple honorable mentions, but this shouldn't be a contest. You're so vain, you probably all think this comment is about you.
Troll - One of the most difficult choices... because there's at least three candidates that deserve it.
Nicest Member - Some good candidates here (though how is @ nicest and rudest?) but @@PrettyBaby got robbed.
Rudest - One of the most competitive categories right here. Almost all the choices are deserving.
Biggest Bitch - "Being a bitch is not being rude, it's being real even if that makes you seem shady." Yet everyone in this category is more the former than the latter. Not being rude, just being real. Even if that makes me seem shady.

Drama Queen - All worthy candidates, but once again this shouldn't be a contest, and the same person should win as the other no-contest.
Most Iconic - If I had to pick someone other than myself from this list, it would be @@Trash Magic hands down. @@Auto-Tuned Loon got robbed though.
Veteran Member - Not gonna feign humility here. I think I have the best case no matter how you look at it.
Underrated - Hard to go wrong here. There's so many underrated members.
Best Banned Sis - Speaking of underrated, @@Gordo and @@cancergirlloveslana were hilarious trolls that I was sorry to see banned. 
Biggest Stan - The Russian girls and the garage robber got, uh, robbed! Just kidding. I'm still puzzled to be nominated for this once again since I don't feel like I relate to stan culture at all. @@annedauphine deserves this.
Be My Daddy - All I can say is damn this forum is gay. With the exception of @, the ladies got majorly robbed here. And apparently my (admittedly wildly overvalued) stock has fallen.
Delete it Fat - Another tough decision.
Guardian Interview - And perhaps the toughest.
Girl That Got Away - @@Monicker deserves this, but @@DUKE should have been nominated. Good candidates though.
Big Eyes - Lots of talented artists on the forum, but @@urbannoize and @♥Love♥Lana♥Like♥Life were snubbed in the music category.
SpaceX & Tesla - Picking someone to award based on potential is kinda like giving Obama the Nobel Peace Prize, but I think @@annedauphine deserves this. Especially if we can get @@TIARNZUS to give her the permissions needed to work on the Interviews section.
Christina Lucci - Weird how the gays enjoy her jiggling jugs more than I do, in fact, they annoy me. But why not mix it up a little?
Drama of the Year - Scat gifs. Funny now, not funny then.
Lipster of the Year - @@annedauphine probably deserves this one too for her, uh, enthusiasm.
 
Probably just torpedoed my own chances by posting this, but fuck it. YOLO.

@@Trash Magic being nominated for Worst taste
 

Rumor has it that the one and only Christina Lucci is performing at the Lipsters Awards 2015. That's why she said "please, buy Burnt Norton".
 
To be confirmed.