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I was hoping the exclusive item would be something like first edition of the Neil Krug book, well if delusional was a person… 

I just woke up and seeing these designs makes me think I'm still having a weird dream

SHE NEEDS TO RERELEASE THESE INSTEAD...
 

Wait a minute
I just noticed the pill case is only $25
What kind of shenanigans are they up to



 
Edit two days later: they still haven't fixed it. who runs this store? the ldrvillage team? messy

I'm praying to God the album is neither hillbilly nor bro-country also istg if she starts yapping about Jenny jumping into the pool again.. 

let's manifest this into the universe, lytan track 7

i love & respect your strange takes always, but please - how is this her most commercial lead when Good Ones exists?

I mean, Henry, come on 
Do you think I'd really choose it? 
All this off and on 
Henry, come on 
I mean, baby, come on 
Do you think I'd really lose it on ya? 
If you did nothing wrong 
Henry, come on 
Last call, hey, y'all 
Hang his hat up on the wall 
Tell him that his cowgirl is gone 
Come on and giddy-up 

R.I.P Spring Breakers

i wonder what the froot repackage vinyl would look like as the original froot vinyl is lacking in pretty much everything
 
 
 
not the boxset tho i love her
 
 
(if she restocks the signed boxset after i paid 350 for it i WILL be suing)

Drop an album this year, announce a tour, Froot 10th anniv repackage next year…. Get everyone’s coins mama. But make sure the music isn’t shit this time! 

the way she's slowly turning into grimes by never sticking to the schedule she publicly states. at least she's honest about being a liar, i respect her for that and i'd probs be the same way too if i were a musician 

The b sides are the Ethel equivalent of asking for Zodiac

Peppers (Country Remix)
 
[Tommy Genesis:]
Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen
Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream
Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around
Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw
 
[Lana Del Rey:]
Me and my cowboy listen to the country records
We write folk songs without trying like all the time, all the time
I take off my hat, dance under the moonlight
I'm like, "Giddy up, gonna give a show," I open up the barn doors
 
I threw caution to the wind, saddle up the horse
Take a ride through the plains, let the wind guide the course
I'm in love, I'm in love
Got a lasso in my hand, honey, I'm divine
Baby, I'll bring the biscuits if you bring the shine
I'm in love, I'm in love
Yeehaw
 
[Tommy Genesis:]
Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen
Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream
Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around
Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw
Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen
Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream
Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around
Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw
 
[Lana Del Rey:]
I sit on a haystack, I don't have much to lose
I got a truck, I take it for a moonlit, a moonlit cruise, yeah
My cowboy roped a steer, got the trophy, it don't matter
We've been ropin', so whatever he catches, I catch
I can't cry
 
I threw caution to the wind, saddle up the horse
Take a trot for myself, dance in the moonlight, of course
I'm in love, I'm in love
Yeehaw
 
[Tommy Genesis:]
Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen
Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream
Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around
Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw
 
[Lana Del Rey:]
I don't know maybe we should do something like... like merge this
Song... you know that song... cotton-eyed Joe, yeah... dance type of song... like merge this
Song... Where it's like... You know that type of song
Cotton-eyed Joe, cotton-eyed Joe
 
[Lana Del Rey & Tommy Genesis:]
Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen
Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream
Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around
Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw
Yeehaw, yeehaw, yeehaw, yeehaw
Yeehaw, yeehaw, yeehaw, yeehaw
 
Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen
Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream
Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around
Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw
Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen
Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream
Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around
Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw
Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen
Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream
Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around
Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw

My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola EIEIO

ok...let me say something...their music is good, but as people...they are terrible and personally i have a lot of questions.... it's hard to enjoy music when you know about their behavior....
Sorry Not Sorry 

loved you then and now was conceived in the COTCC era, grew for BB, and will be delivered for Lasso

LANA COME TO POLANDD PLEASEEEEEEE

Nina Kraviz opened EDC Mexico with unreleased SOPHIE…. bitch i’m gagging
 
 

Hoping Rick to be a part of this album. Been seeing his comments on lana fanpages more often than my mother.

Anyways I’m so excited to hear all 10 tracks in March 2025 

I’d love a double single release like MAC and VB.
 
but it needs to be that calibre of songs 
 
Lasso is going to be iconic I just know it

sucks that the album is so far away bc insiders aren’t gonna start spilling and singles won’t be dropped until like june-august 

I Talk to Jesus on Lasso  even if it’s a youtube rip it deserves 

I have a proposition for a certain charliboards theme...