Beautiful Loser

omg you guys can't believe that messaging the website cancelled the release. i just wanted to make sure the date is correct    

Do you really think it's coming out that day?
 
I made a bet that it would come out that day, and even I don't think it'll come out on the 21st anymore.

y'all threatening to unstan, go please, no one is stopping you, door's been open

Photo is completely real guys. Taken by Neil that day of when he added that story showing Lana, I got the photo from SoundHound server and the name of it was UMG and some numbers, like the Coachella photo.

i just farted  laughed so hard lmaooooo

inb4 Lana gets sick of our shit and decides her pre-LFL methods of making an album just for herself is really the way to go, and we get an Instagram post with a quick "sorry guys, decided to keep this one just for me" and cancels the entire album, but not before giving us all 1-minute, filter-heavy Instagram snippets of songs that will never be released, but which fans will cling to, downloading and repeating again and again, trying to decipher all the lyrics and decide just how brilliant the song may or may not have been, or if the chorus was going to be more than just Lana repeating the assumed title of the track, but never being able to know what the full version would sound like, or even the confirmed title of the song. 
 
and as we wait for the next 2 years for Lana's next project, there will still be people on LanaBoards posting "pre-order tomorrow. bookmark me." 

Honestly, all I want is Lana's words. Just some updates. That's literally it. I'm not upset about Summer Bummer, I just want Lana to be more involved.

I love your icon don't ever change it

OR we could fucking wait dang

And yea, I agree she barely ever said anything this whole era, but we only have 3 weeks guys. We can take everything with a grain of salt until then..

Seeing as Lana refuses to even announce anything until 30 minutes before (or just entirely after) We'd never be hyped. Basically destroying the little excitement she has garnered for this album

Finally a post from you I can understand!

Finally a post from you I can understand!

All right, I'm going to sleep now. See you all tomorrow! Try not to be too disappointed in the meantime! ❤️

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Omg, the cutest album cover art I've ever seen! Should have been called "Lust For Doggos" though.  
Exactly! I'm done believing various sources about the album. I expect nothing from Lana except for the album to get released in July 21st. I expect no singles until then. No snippets. No music videos or radio interviews, no tweet or IG post with any news on the album. If I get any, it'll be a pleasant surprise, nothing more.... I think.

Finally a post from you I can understand!

Finally a post from you I can understand!

All right, I'm going to sleep now. See you all tomorrow! Try not to be too disappointed in the meantime! ❤️

Finally a post from you I can understand!

I was hoping by 1,500 pages we would have the album.
 
My estimate will be 2,000 at this rate.

Finally a post from you I can understand!

That's the thing... she's TOO quiet. Like she never knew that her album is supposed to be released soon.But yeah, people shouldn't be mad at her, she never confirmed about the song...

don't go on lana  our girl din't say anything 

We weren't even supposed to know the actual title of the song yet so idk why anyone would act entitled to anything...

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Omg, the cutest album cover art I've ever seen! Should have been called "Lust For Doggos" though.  
Exactly! I'm done believing various sources about the album. I expect nothing from Lana except for the album to get released in July 21st. I expect no singles until then. No snippets. No music videos or radio interviews, no tweet or IG post with any news on the album. If I get any, it'll be a pleasant surprise, nothing more.... I think.