ultrabanisters

this is the musical equivalent of the "my uncle works at Nintendo' lie

genuinely the highlight of my year so far will be seeing peoples meltdowns tomorrow
 
 
 

genuinely the highlight of my year so far will be seeing peoples meltdowns tomorrow
 
 
 

genuinely the highlight of my year so far will be seeing peoples meltdowns tomorrow
 
 
 

to be human sounds alot like handmade heaven but i like it

#NewLanaDelRey on twitter has me fucking screaming
 
                     

Tomorrow is going to be a MESS

Well, the outrage will not be coming from us this time, but from a larger crowd. It might force her to do something. 

#NewLanaDelRey on twitter has me fucking screaming
 
                     

#NewLanaDelRey on twitter has me fucking screaming
 
                     

genuinely the highlight of my year so far will be seeing peoples meltdowns tomorrow
 
 
 

#NewLanaDelRey on twitter has me fucking screaming
 
                     

#NewLanaDelRey on twitter has me fucking screaming
 
                     

To me:

 

Born to Die

 



 

Ultraviolence

 



 

Honeymoon



 

Lust for Life

 

 

genuinely the highlight of my year so far will be seeing peoples meltdowns tomorrow
 
 
 

genuinely the highlight of my year so far will be seeing peoples meltdowns tomorrow
 
 
 

genuinely the highlight of my year so far will be seeing peoples meltdowns tomorrow
 
 
 

genuinely the highlight of my year so far will be seeing peoples meltdowns tomorrow
 
 
 

I love looking for tweets from stans that don’t about 29th yet
 
 
 
 
         

i was stupid as fuck for reading some of y’alls clues for a surprise release...i know that shit isnt happening but now im slightly convinced it could

This is all Billie's fault.

lana could literally have billboards up in times square announcing march 29th and she'd still be ghostin.mp3 us

People tomorrow: omg where is NFR @@Lana please release it we're begging you everyone said the album would be out today where's cinnamon where's in your car omg Lana please say something we're dying here we're thirsty for news you should clarify the situation you dumb ass bitch we hate you rot in hell you're canncelled we're unstanning born to die is better anyway
 
Lana:
 

Yes we are, you're just too busy stanning untalented Melanie Whortinez
 

Okay I'm gonna be delusional af for a moment but consider this:
 
- Lana tells us she 'doesn't know' when the album will drop. Idk about yall but that seemed strange to me, because she was so nonchalant about it like 'meh whatever idc'
- Ben tells us she's still working on it, then Lana confirms shortly after that it's done. Seems to me like they're both trying to come up with their own reasons for why it isn't released yet.
- Sources like MTV, Billboard and others have said it'll be released March 29th and although they're not 100% reliable, it still makes u think about who told them it would be released on that exact date.
- She could drop the album 12pm LA time instead of releasing it first in Australia/NZ etc.
- She did a shoot with Neil (for a magazine) which indicates that in the interview she could either talk about what's to come (with the music) or talk about the music (which has already dropped, hypothetically)
 
The only thing that wouldn't make sense about a surprise release is that she'll be up against Billie, which wouldn't make sense at all. But consider this: Lana clearly doesn't give a shit about topping the charts, and although her label do, she probably put her foot down and said "look, this is when I want to release it. Like it or lump it. I don't care about charts blah blah blah" and she could kinda fly under the radar with NFR and let Billie have the spotlight, but Lana wouldn't care.
 
Now I'm not saying it's coming tomorrow, in fact I highly doubt it. But just think about it.