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You're my Superstar

Anyway nothing to discuss here, log off for a while kids.

Good time to remind you all that direct illegal download links to officially released content is never allowed on LanaBoards!! Please respect your fellow artists by purchasing or streaming their officially released music when it is released in your area x

THERE IS NO REASON TO HOLD BACK THIS ALBUM ANY LONGER!
 
ALL 3 SONGS HAVE HAD ACCLAIM AND REALLY POSITIVE REVIEWS
SHE'S NOT LOOKING FOR A HIT SINGLE
THE ALBUM IS FINISHED
NOBODY ELSE KNOWS IT EXISTS
LANA IS REFUSING TO DO PROMO
 
DROP THE FUCKING ALBUM ALREADY AND MOVE ON!

i'm sure nobody is jealous of you having a song that will be released in 15 hours

don't be a loser who leaks it literally a day and a half before release

I'm off the deep end

 
Watch as I dive in

 
I'll never reach the ground

Lana sat on all of our dicks w MAC, VB, and HIADT and then hopped off before any of us could cum

Oh wow no wonder 13 beaches is a bop

Not some of you guys actually thinking you turn on the oven and bake your brains
It's a quick death from a gas stove where you simply turn on the gas, and just put your head in and breathe in the carbon monoxide till you fall asleep and eventually die

sweetie u don't bake ur fucking head omg.
 
sticking head in the oven = sticking ur head in a gas oven, switching it on but not lighting it. the gas suffocates you.
 
sylvia plath (if i remember correctly) put her kids to bed, used fabric to barricade the bottom of the door in her kitchen and then switched the oven on to suffocate herself not bake herself omfg.

Only Dan Heath and Tim Larcombe can save this album now

@@YUNGATA Please.

where is that hillsong being built?

feeling generously chaotic tonight xx

Trump fucked up the LFL era, and that is the truth of the matter. 

Oh ya’ll talking about UV again? Yes I agree.

She sang a small part of it (improvised) when she went to the Childrens hospital... She titled it Starry Eyed and promised that she'd finish the song and release it for them. I mean it's Lana so her promising dying kids a song is probably as likely as us getting the Cherry video.

Her discography could have stayed flawless had she not decided to rework LFL.

I stan all you guys who has the patience to type HIADTFAWLMTH-BIHI instead of hope or Sylvia.

This is what i'd guess is the meaning of the song HIADTFAWLMTHBIHI....   I was reading Slim Aarons and I got to thinking that I thought
Maybe I'd get less stressed if I was tested less like
All of these debutantes
Smiling for miles in pink dresses and high heels on white yachts
But I'm not, baby, I'm not
No, I'm not, that, I'm not   A debutante was young girls in the UK of rich parents who would be taken to Harrods and paraded around for rich guys to see, they were kind of famous and would go to Buckingham Palace and meet the Royal family etc where rich guys would pick them out to be their girlfriends. Lana could also just mean young celebrities possibly people she thinks are dumb and just happy to get fame and money and go around partying on yachts but she isn't happy just being like that(like other celebrities?).   I've been tearing around in my fucking nightgown
24/7 Sylvia Plath
Writing in blood on the walls
'Cause the ink in my pen don't work in my notepad
Don't ask if I'm happy, you know that I'm not
But at best, I can say I'm not sad
'Cause hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have
Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have   Here I think she is probably saying she suffers with depression. She is being driven crazy by it as she maybe doesnt understand it and is not happy or sad but numb and hope is dangerous because she may have felt like this for a while and it's not gone away but she hopes it will although the first part of the song seems it's more love related.     I had fifteen-year dances
Church basement romances, yeah, I've cried
Spilling my guts with the Bowery bums
Is the only love I've ever known
Except for the stage, which I also call home, when I'm not
Servin' up God in a burnt coffee pot for the Triad
Hello, it's the most famous woman you know on the iPad
Calling from beyond the grave, I just wanna say, "Hi, Dad"   Here I think she is saying she's had many relatioships but was possibly never really happy as she mentions that the only love she ever knew was with bowery bums(speaking to average/poor people in bars/streets?). Then I think she means her home, the studio and the stage are her 3 homes or where she feels comfortable or safe and then that last part she it could be hinting she has committed suicide and the meaning of that is she has been distanced from her family(her dad only knows her as a famous person he sees on an ipad).   I've been tearing up town in my fucking white gown
Like a goddamn near sociopath
Shaking my ass is the only thing that's
Got this black narcissist off my back
She couldn't care less, and I never cared more
So there's no more to say about that
Except hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have
Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman with my past   Again mentioning she is going crazy, I think the black narcissist could be depression holding her down(on her back) and keeping busy(shaking her ass) is how she deals with it but it could also be like a self destructive part of her personality as I think when she says she couldn't care less but i've never cared more are both her descrbing herself. Like one part of her has given up but the other part she still has hope of things getting better.     There's a new revolution, a loud evolution that I saw
Born of confusion and quiet collusion of which mostly I've known
A modern day woman with a weak constitution, 'cause I've got
Monsters still under my bed that I could never fight off
A gatekeeper carelessly dropping the keys on my nights off   This part I think she is saying she sees other things happening, possibly the womens marches and anti-Trump things(she spoke about them before) she supports people standing up against things that maybe gives her hope with her own struggles and is inspiring to her but she thinks she is still weak and struggling - the song is kind of poem like I think above when she says "Except for the stage, which I also call home, when I'm not" and then in this part when she says "A modern day woman with a weak constitution, 'cause I've got" she is saying "when im not home" and then "cause i've got a weak constitution". The last two lines are her admitting to have problems she still hasn't dealt with and she is possibly setting herself back or sabotaging herself on purpose. "Carelessly dropping the keys on her nights off" may mean when she is not working(nights off) or busy thats when the problems resurface(she drops the keys).     I've been tearing around in my fucking nightgown
24/7 Sylvia Plath
Writing in blood on your walls
'Cause the ink in my pen don't look good in my pad
They write that I'm happy, they know that I'm not
But at best, you can see I'm not sad
But hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have
Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have   Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have
But I have it
Yeah, I have it
Yeah, I have it
I have  
Then the song ends that she still has hope about whatever the problem is will eventually work out.

who cares about lana we'll get a marina single this friday and taylor's new single next friday i'm honestly thriving and if lana doesn't want to release a single she can keep it i'm being well fed by other ladies 

There's something in the water, I can taste it turning sour!
It's fluoride, that makes my bones retain mental, and when I break a bone the aluminum and metals I ingest from canned foods and other sources will reach my brain and cause Alzheimers and be in my blooooood
 
No but seriously
 
“I have seen the exponential growth of dementia in our clinical workload over the last 15 years, a true tsunami with the burden it imposes on increasing numbers of people and their families, and its cost both in terms of the lost social contribution of the person and through the economic cost of care needed.”
 
Shanahan also reported that the economic cost of dementia illness in the Republic of Ireland was estimated to be €1.7 billion in 2010.
 
Like Ireland, the USA has also seen an unprecedented increase in dementia in recent decades. Between 1999 and 2014, deaths rates from Alzheimer’s disease in the USA rose by more than 50 per cent.
 
The current cost of healthcare for dementia in the USA is US$236bn (€191.2bn). It is important to be aware that the USA and Ireland are two of the most fluoridated countries in the world, with in excess of 70 per cent of their populations provided with artificially fluoridated drinking water.
 
https://www.imt.ie/opinion/letters/link-fluoride-levels-alzheimers-disease-22-02-2018/
 
Fluoride in the water and Aluminium in your food and canned goods is making you sick. I mean there's not much we can do about it, but it's good to be aware!
 
I still eat bad foods and shit though cause you can't kill me I'm a bad bitch

No, considering the definition of wet is "covered or saturated in a liquid such as water", water is not covered in itself, that wouldn't make sense. You can say the world is wet, but water itself is not wet, only the things that touch it that are not liquid can be wet.