ultrabanisters

i have mulled it over today and have decided i did enjoy the show, but share the sentiments of pretty much everyone
 
the setlist was nothing short of horrendous tbh. as dramatic as it sounds, an artist with almost 10 studio albums and countless unreleased fan favourite tracks is selling herself massively short by sticking to the same safe and overplayed tracks
 
i know lana can be stubborn and she feels comfortable playing the songs she knows, but we have seen how incredible of a job she can do with songs she hasnt sung in a while (without you, flipside, etc), and it’s just upsetting that she straight up refuses to switch it up.
 
the order was also really fucking weird. it didnt flow, like, at all, and it was sad that we saw her struggle so much with the sound, but this was obviously not her fault, she still sounded fantastic.
 
on a positive note, i think the set and direction was great. the intro was a nice touch, and to hear jealous girl in an official capacity was really cool. backing singers ate down and the guests were a nice touch. 
 
hope next friday lives up to what her team promised, which they just lied about. the crowd was ass so hope they hype her up a bit next week

if you all knew how much i was laughing rn

good morning all my lovely lanaboards oomfs and oomfettes i had a gorgeously restful sleep and happy lanachella to all who celebrate 
 
let the games begin 

and introducing extra special guest performer... judah smith! 

byron she said TURN IT DOWN

why is she on a screen

people who bought the bodysuit being described as 'brave' is hysterical i’m so sorry 

fact checking the rumours:
 
collabs ✅
new songs ❌
unreleased songs ❌ not really 
new setlist ❌
stunts ❌
epic show ❌
cool set ✅

Oh? 

it will be hot for 2 weeks following lana debuting lasso's lead single at coachella we are reserving our energy for that 

JEALOUS FUCKING GIRL???

THE BIKES???

WHATS GOING AWNNNN

the kingsugi gold cracks on the balcony omg

fact checking the rumours:
 
collabs ✅
new songs ❌
unreleased songs ❌ not really 
new setlist ❌
stunts ❌
epic show ❌
cool set ✅

we all on candid camera i fear...

fact checking the rumours:
 
collabs ✅
new songs ❌
unreleased songs ❌ not really 
new setlist ❌
stunts ❌
epic show ❌
cool set ✅

fact checking the rumours:
 
collabs ✅
new songs ❌
unreleased songs ❌ not really 
new setlist ❌
stunts ❌
epic show ❌
cool set ✅