LanaFlowers

Elizabeth Woolridge Grant living her life knowing she's better than the beatles 

lana didn't really need to include NBAR on the album the production is so clunky next to jack's and it kinda feels like filler which i hate to say about lana 

valerie has a complex
 
it's not mariners apt 

4. Blue pikmin

top 3 musical artists ever
 
3. the beatles
2. lana del rey
1. valerie
 
and thats on periodt luv

can we ban valerie already

the best song on LFL said 
Maybe my contribution could be as small as hoping
That words could turn to birds and birds would send Valerie away

valerie is a butterfly
LB shitposting like every night

Syphilis Girl

cinnamon in my teeth
from your dick
you're f*cking me
it kinda burns
not gonna lie
maybe we should stop with these spicy condoms they don't work

as gay people we get to choose our Valerie

queen already has merch. i wanted to buy but it said "sorry all of our 1,000,000 copies got sold in the first minute" HER MIND outsold lana

I don’t know how to do the spoiler thing, so sorry ******SPOILER THING*******
 
Alright, I’ve just come out of the rabbit hole and I think I need another ride, but I do need to get something off my chest real quick : whatever on earth and hell were they thinking when they did HTD dirty like that? It’s horrific. Like I legit had to stop listening and start anew with California after a few minutes to be able to get back into the tone of the record for how bad it is, the arrangement is meaningless and I never thought I’d say that but Coachella is decent compared to how bad HTD is. It was such a beautiful song, totally ruined.
 
That said, I’ve been surprisingly pleased with HIAB, musically it’s a lot less cheesy than I thought. California is wow, stunning, probably my favourite alongside Bartender and Venice Bitch which I think it’s the highlight of NFR.
 
All in all, I expected it to be more in the vein of MAC and VB but it’s like there’s no recurrent musical theme, which is what makes a record coherent for me. In a way it’s like L4L in that there’s lots of different elements, but better and more inspired. I don’t know if it’s because she has so many good songs that she doesn’t want to leave them on the cut room floor so she just throws them in there or if she needs to take a little more time in between records to create an uniform vision. But I do like it, everything except HTD, and thank you for your help but that’s enough Jack Antonoff.

and i love
the little games that we play
from the Valerie to the beach

#ValArmy RISE!

let the gays have Valerie,, that’s what we want. The flavour....

HURRICANE VALERIE

One again Valerie comes out of its cave whenever there's an argument but never to express their opinion outside of it    ugly way to post ngl

ValerieBoards going crazy tonight

Valerie became a thing LMFAO

valerie fucking pikman
valerie's apartment complex
valerie bitch
fuck it i love valerie
doin' valerie
valerie song
valerie girl
how to valerie
the next best american valerie
valerie's greatest
val-tender
happiness is valerie
blue pikman is a dangerous thing for valerie to have - but she has it

who the hell was responsible for producing the vocal at 5:21 of TNBAR?   

Petition to have "The greatest" replaced by "Valerie" in future releases 

I AM UNABLE TO BREATHE