Liz Taylor Blues

Yes i write furiously into the blog instead of saying deranged things IRL its extremely therapeutic and has resulted in a lot less burnt bridges in person

Free vodka for the winners and discounted cigs for the runner ups.

I just want yall to know….i am going to get so much worse. I am gonna let it go straihht to my head. I am going to be such a fame whore about it. I will add lipster award winning poet to my bio and my resume. ( ok not my resume never) i will be even more deranged and poetic. I will become a self that is so loathing….except not because i won!!!! 

I won!!!! Im miss congeniality!!!!lawd all my life I had ta fight. I had ta fight my daddy fight my uncle had ta fight my brothers…..okay i didnt win an acting award…..id like to thank the lipsters the hipsters the narcissists and above all those who believed in me believed that i was absolutely certifiable and above all kinda hot…. God bless america and all the beautiful people in it!!!!
 
I would finally win after several years the year i skip…..
Thanks king!!! I wrote you in to nearly every category

Yes i write furiously into the blog instead of saying deranged things IRL its extremely therapeutic and has resulted in a lot less burnt bridges in person

Yes i write furiously into the blog instead of saying deranged things IRL its extremely therapeutic and has resulted in a lot less burnt bridges in person

Yes i write furiously into the blog instead of saying deranged things IRL its extremely therapeutic and has resulted in a lot less burnt bridges in person

Yes i write furiously into the blog instead of saying deranged things IRL its extremely therapeutic and has resulted in a lot less burnt bridges in person

Free vodka for the winners and discounted cigs for the runner ups.

I just want yall to know….i am going to get so much worse. I am gonna let it go straihht to my head. I am going to be such a fame whore about it. I will add lipster award winning poet to my bio and my resume. ( ok not my resume never) i will be even more deranged and poetic. I will become a self that is so loathing….except not because i won!!!! 

Theres not gonna be a winners cheque you…. Theres not even gonna be a house….

Make an meme coin off it

I won!!!! Im miss congeniality!!!!lawd all my life I had ta fight. I had ta fight my daddy fight my uncle had ta fight my brothers…..okay i didnt win an acting award…..id like to thank the lipsters the hipsters the narcissists and above all those who believed in me believed that i was absolutely certifiable and above all kinda hot…. God bless america and all the beautiful people in it!!!!
 
I would finally win after several years the year i skip…..
Thanks king!!! I wrote you in to nearly every category

I just want yall to know….i am going to get so much worse. I am gonna let it go straihht to my head. I am going to be such a fame whore about it. I will add lipster award winning poet to my bio and my resume. ( ok not my resume never) i will be even more deranged and poetic. I will become a self that is so loathing….except not because i won!!!! 

Theres not gonna be a winners cheque you…. Theres not even gonna be a house….

I won!!!! Im miss congeniality!!!!lawd all my life I had ta fight. I had ta fight my daddy fight my uncle had ta fight my brothers…..okay i didnt win an acting award…..id like to thank the lipsters the hipsters the narcissists and above all those who believed in me believed that i was absolutely certifiable and above all kinda hot…. God bless america and all the beautiful people in it!!!!
 
I would finally win after several years the year i skip…..
Thanks king!!! I wrote you in to nearly every category

I won!!!! Im miss congeniality!!!!lawd all my life I had ta fight. I had ta fight my daddy fight my uncle had ta fight my brothers…..okay i didnt win an acting award…..id like to thank the lipsters the hipsters the narcissists and above all those who believed in me believed that i was absolutely certifiable and above all kinda hot…. God bless america and all the beautiful people in it!!!!
 
I would finally win after several years the year i skip…..
Thanks king!!! I wrote you in to nearly every category

Yes i write furiously into the blog instead of saying deranged things IRL its extremely therapeutic and has resulted in a lot less burnt bridges in person

I just want yall to know….i am going to get so much worse. I am gonna let it go straihht to my head. I am going to be such a fame whore about it. I will add lipster award winning poet to my bio and my resume. ( ok not my resume never) i will be even more deranged and poetic. I will become a self that is so loathing….except not because i won!!!! 

Free vodka for the winners and discounted cigs for the runner ups.

Yes i write furiously into the blog instead of saying deranged things IRL its extremely therapeutic and has resulted in a lot less burnt bridges in person

Winner: Uhat Venice Bitch. 
Runner up: Uelle

...Just Kidding. Congrats @DeadSeaOfMercury legend, I would let you run me over <3

BITCH GET UP WE JUST ORDERED ANOTHER ROUND OF SHOTS!!!!

wait omg r u the one w the blogs