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Damn it. We need to get a Lana fanboy to model for her next video so that he can spill the tea for us.

This reads like the super-clichee of the good looking but not-so-smart Model-boy xD

Are we comletely ignoring that the the model who's about to play her guy in the video used emojis that could easily hint at MTWBT? I mean call me reaching but he starts with two music notes (Music), then two cameras (To Watch) and then continues with three sports emojis, two of them feature boys doing physical activities (Boys To). I'm not the one to make crazy fan theories and I know this could be complete bs so don't even try to skin me alive but it was the first thing I thought of when I saw the caption & I thought everyone else thought the same?

HD, clear, almost professional quality:

 

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YtCfHEf5bU
 
literally laughing my ass off at that pornographic moan @ 3:30 (which explains the extra shaking from that point onward lmao)

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntEiPHsAFE[/YOUTUBE] 
 
[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8HLymeTvLg[/YOUTUBE]
 
uploading a few others in a bit 

that B-Sides album coming exclusively to TIDAL before Honeymoon impacts 

I know I should be grateful that that dude took the videos but did he have to sing along >.<

A tweet that I received from @c__beard:
"Lana's bassist told us that her record label questioned why she wanted to sing B sides but "she just wanted to"".

I just sometimes can't with some Lana stans, srsly. The definition of delusional. Lana is a not a well-respected artist and regardless what she does, she won't be for the years to come.
Commercial success is the only thing that keeps her afloat.
 
Times have changed so much in the music industry. The situation these days is not compareable to the one from 30, 40 or 50 years ago and Lana is still ridin on her BTD success, so she still gets a chance to work with a producer like Mark Ronson. 
 
 
Oh, one day before tour, no tweets, no message on Instagram, nothing. As uneventful as it gets. And the setlist will most-likely be as uneventful as always.

Stop being so hipsters lmao Lana needs to buy food too

Yeah, I can imagine something like this:
Lana: "Let's do a new one!"
The public is going apeshit
Lana facing her band asking rhetorically: "We never did this one?"
Band: "No"
Lana singing an a capella "version" of LiB just 1 verse and the chorus
Lana laughing awkwardly to the public and sticking cutely her tong out
The first rows are going apeshit
Lana: "Let's do Carmen"  

she'll truly have made it when they write the question as: 
 
this artist's reproductive organ is known to taste similarly to which popular brand of cola? 

I met Lana yesterday at a gay bar and she told me we'll have to unlock Honeymoon. We have to get married with our sugar daddy and plan a L.A. honeymoon for summertime. Once a great number of #Lipsters do that we'll get to unlock Honeymoon. She also said that was the same method for us to get PWYC video but we weren't pretty enough while crying so she scrapped it

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I hope the entirety of Honeymoon will sound like this so y'all can have another meltdown

I asked Justin Parker if he was involved with HM and told him that I loved his work with Lana and he just said "that's very kind of you".

in b4 Tidal exclusive

i just hope her team gets their shit together and doesn't repeat the messy West Coast and UV releases.

I love you dear, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. Lana has a good voice, nobody doubts that. But for a jazz or blues singer it's simply not strong enough.
 
That is also the reason why I fear her cover of Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood. The way how Nina sings it, it's just way out of Lana's league.
I can freely admit this while loving my girl.

These lyrics, simple and Lana-typical as they are, give me life

and ending her career.

After seeing how well Lana can do an entirely different style of music (UV), why would anyone want her to regress back to an old sound?? It'd be so much more exciting to see her grow more through a new ~sonic landscape~ than to be like "nah I don't feel like trying with Honeymoon, just gloss it with the BTD sound filter effects and call it a day."
 
I don't get the logic at all.