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leak do me and pretty dull we're too old for this.

even tho im very happy Sky is finally waking up and making things right, as much as shit capitol is... u cannot deny that when you're in a sticky situation with your label, for them to invest 500K on a music video for you and scrap it? ... i wouldnt be surprised if capitol would never ever release anything again. Gurl we wouldnt even care if the music video was just a photo with cringe glitter.
 
i truly believe we will only listen to masochism once shes out or when it leaks fully   
bestie this is so fake please.

Why do I get the feeling this twitter account is the one trying to start this “rumor”
 
 

at this point, Masochism isnt even real anymore. The way i heard about this album title first time when I was in 7th grade, and now im 22 

The alleged Don’t Forget video has very blue vibes. But will we ever see it? Probably not because it was lost in a fire on Sandy Kim’s hard drive and it’s not a Christmas song or whatever 

Charli saying "This is what you came for bitches," before playing Boom Clap on the CRASH tour is still the funniest thing to me, unserious queen.

This is why Charles is the best 
 
 

shes meditating guys
she’s died

exclusive picture of charli in the studio:
 

this is cute i have a vision now of adam sandler singing it on stage at a luau in his next romcom

1 year since this profound moment in history

We deserved an era with this odd aesthetic 🤔
Kii at her fans being “faceless” though 

im not really about that life anymore  
anyways its just so convenient with itunes purchases. all of your library is available on whatever device logged in with your apple id. ((this now being an exception what the hell!!))

That’s what illegal downloads are for 

wow girls im so irritated that my itunes purchased file of Fāār-i-kāāl (Charli XCX vs TWIN iDoL Remix) just disappeared from my library ! how are you just gonna take back a song i bought in 2013

What the eff did you just effing say about me, pop girlie? I’ll have you know I have produced music with the top of the class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret basement raids at Capitol on Sky Ferreria's masters, with over 300 confirmed destroyed album concepts. I am trained in guerrilla sonics and I use the most screechiest hyper pop noises in my music production in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another failed Normani rollout. I will wipe you from the Top 40 charts with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away from me after saying that to me over the Internet? Think again, baby. As we speak I am giving my secret network of K-pop allies and Ice Spice Cultists your IP so you better prepare for the storm, you munch. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ass. You’re fucking mid, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can trash your fave in over seven hundred languages, and that’s just with my bare hands on a keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in the Azealia Banks school of hate, but I have access to the entire fleet of writers in Pitchfork's basement, and I will use them to their full extent to 4.2/10 your miserable ass, you little toy. If only you could have known what Unholy (ft. Kim Petras) retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will enter your Witness Era. You’re mine, kiddo. 

on the topic of dream collaborations i'd die if she actually were to make music with dev hynes, they'd make magic together. like if charli made an album with his production the sky would open and the moon would fall onto the earth killing millions.
 
also would love her to make a song or two with Anamanaguchi and KAYTRANADA
 
 

unreleased songs that arent necessarily your favorites but are definitely missed opportunities, go!
- money where your mouth is
- bad chicks (if the production wasnt so empty)
- wassup (if a non demo version was to exist)
- miami
- paris
- bottles

I wonder whether this is the official cover or just a placeholder because isn’t this an old photoshoot?

hey guys i've been really thinking about all this situation and i've come to the conclusion that i feel the rush addicted to your touch oh i feel the rush it's so good it's so good

booty! ❤️

all of these are leaked!
they should all be in this masterpost which is not mine but i helped with it
ive heard chatter about unleaked crash outtakes but i dont know the legitimacy of any of them so i am not going to bother sharing lol
EXCEPT a song called destiny's child which we KNOW FOR SURE exists because it got registered in ascap
oh and also motion, which we have a snippet of (motion might be a charli outtake i forgot)
oh and also also a cover she did of eternal flame by the bangles

amour
back again (maybe crash)
bring you back
butterfly boy
crying stars
fall for a friend
good times are calling
happier as my ex
(just one) touch
murder on the dancefloor
on and on (maybe crash)
sweat
tables (maybe crash)
someone let me know if im missing any!

I feel like Atlantic would've felt more comfortable about XCX (album) if she swapped out Bounce for ILY2, instead of yk performing Bounce on national TV as if it were a rational single option for an album that is barely similar to it & that is wholly more radio-friendly than it
80% sure I've made this post before but I'm making it again