my ol man isa batman

ANDROID WHO? 
 

BLACKBERRY
 

The video was actually the first mention of Tropico, which was probably small promotion for the project or to give the fans something to look forward to.

And have you seen the comments on the video on Youtube?
"thumbs up if you have loved Lana before Young and Beautiful"
And it was the top comment

I didn't anticipate such a reaction either!
 
 
Yeah.
The inner selfish fan in me wants to keep her all to myself, but she's so talented and deserves all the success she gets, so I am happy more people are finally recognizing her abilities and voice. She will only get bigger! Especially with the US tour. She's conquered Europe, and I think the US/Canada are next!

time to spam radio stations again!     
 
 
 
 
(on a side note I really love Summertime Sadness and I saw it got 59 mill view on Youtube so I hope people will like it!)

I found this on http://www.songmeani...22107858877556/
And I believe this, it may not be true, but it sounds great, and gave me a clearer explanation on Lana's past (If it is true)
BUT I don't agree that Lana has a child. The child could be refering to a relative. And Lana is the carer of the child

Welcome to LANALYSIS, where we get real unhealthy in our obsessions and absolutely revel in it.

This is a project I've been maintaining for a while now--Lana + Analysis...get it? The basic purpose is to relate every one of her songs (that's right, every last one of them) to her known and assumed relationships. Not a stone is left unturned. Privacy is violated. The fans rejoice. Mind you, it’s all pure speculation, but ~this is what makes us stans~

It’s pretty long but an interesting read, if I do say so myself. I hope you enjoy it in all it’s updated glory, and I will continue to update as new information is revealed and new songs come out. I will also be adding pictures, sources, etc. Stay tuned!

Let’s get started!



EARLY RELATIONSHIPS (1985 - ~2005)



LOCAL ROCKSTARS (~2005 - 2009)



YOU MADE ME NICE FOR A WHILE (2009 - 2011)



POST-BREAKTHROUGH (2011+)



IN THE LAND OF DISCREPANCIES



ADVANCED LANALYSIS



IN SUMMARY..

Lingering questions…
- Who the fuck is K?
- Who the fuck is Ray?
- Who the fuck is Bill? Is Bill really K? Does Bill matter at all?
- What significance do cars play? She mentions eight in total (white Corvette, white Pontiac, blue Chevy Nova/Chevrolet, Cadillac convertible, Mercedes, pickup truck, Lamborghini, Bugatti Veyron)
- When was she/who was she with in New York City and New Jersey? Ditto LA? Most mysterious and pressing, her time in the South?
- Did she have a fling with Bradley Soileau?
- Did Chris C. matter enough to her for her to write songs about him?

Assumptions Made:
- Lana was a gogo dancer.
- K is a drug dealer/murderer, dead or on death row.
- Jimmy is her ex-fiancé, addicted to cocaine despite a Wikipedia page stressing how healthy he is, associated with Chevrolets.
- Much of Sirens is about completely different relationships.
- She fucked Bradley.
- Mike controlled her career but their relationship wasn’t associated with anything fucked up like drugs or stripping.


Thanks for reading! I crave both your feedback and theories! This remains a forum collaboration and I don't claim to have the final say on Lanalytical manners.

For the sake of believability, I'm always hunting receipts, and currently:
- The interview where she refers to "Yayo" as the prequel to "Video Games"
- The interview where she describes "Video Games" as dealing with mutual sobriety in a relationship--her and her partner both staying clean.
- The interview where she talks about meeting her boyfriend in rehab and being dazzled by his small-scale celebrity.

grand ole OPURYY was one of my favourite lana moments 

grand ole OPURYY was one of my favourite lana moments 

grand ole OPURYY was one of my favourite lana moments 

I agree, I was so in love with this song when she debuted it live, but the studio recording sounds so artificial to me... what a shame

Best spelling error ever xD

kety: bich, i see wut u writ on fakebuk about meh song Peedick
lona: wull, i am sing writin masturmind so i no mah shitz 

'Can I rent your albino?'

NEWS!!!!
 
Lana Del Rey Announces New Video for Body Electric/Gods & Monsters/Bel Air
 
 
https://soundcloud.com/delreylane/lana-announces-new-videos

She better not Instagram filter this shit again

''Yayo'' video 
 
 
 

Just noticed the tassels... are we going to be treated to some Lana titty twirling

An albino Lana? Really xD Is that the same guy from the Katy Perry ET video?
 
Also, she's looking a little chunkier in these images. Her belly looks the same as mine... And yet she struts around in those undies looking awesome, you rock for having a real woman's body Lana
 
I know it's typically Lana but can't help but facepalm at the hooker look

OMG. And Lana slays me once again! This video will be flawless, I just know it. I'm sure it will be as epic as Ride and National Anthem, it will legit be the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my life. Like, OMG, I am dying here. I'm crying so hard right now that I actually can't breathe, can't someone please hold me?! To all of you making mean comments about goddess Lana: she's flawless!!! Sure, she's just a wee bit fat and should probably lose a bit of weight and maybe tone her abs - but she's still perfect regardless! (Oh, btw, does anyone else think the whole stripping / go-go dancing thing could represent the loss of innocence? You know, the angel looking to get fucked hard and all that? Makes sense, right?!)
 
 
 

The tattoo says "Trust no bitch"

My beautiful bad girl:

 
 
 

OK, so I'm just gonna go and drop the PC and say that I find that guy really, really ugly.

"GoGo Dancer" music video plz