Venice Queen

Come on, be the real name of In Your Car

Three days before my birthday, oof! The album better be coming shortly after!
 
The title sounds very 2011 Lana, I don’t know what to think, but it’d be awesome if the song turned out to be like a For K., pt3.

Please don't be a piano ballad. Serve us electric guitars, sis.

Apparently, a new song from our dearly departed is coming on May 20th. The title being “Doin’ Time.” (Could she have been jailed for not releasing NFR? Thus her silence?)

 
Anyways, let’s come together to hype this until the eventual demise.

happiness is a rotted fucking incandescant and withering corpse of what once was and never will be catch this happiness being unloaded into my occiptal regional canvas via gold-lined and flour-pan baked magnum .22 with extended scope and red-light aiming how's fuckin ghappiness for thta lnan del GAY

And that's also one of the main reasons she doesn't want to go

didn't we do all this before?

y'all....

i can't believe that i just witnessed the best episode in television history. 
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPHcpwrjDdk

i wasn't expecting this at all but everything about this is excellence, the song is so soft and intimate and i don't even know where to start with those visuals i'm crying

i wasn't expecting this at all but everything about this is excellence, the song is so soft and intimate and i don't even know where to start with those visuals i'm crying

what could ya'll possibly still be talking about?

There are certain ppl on this forum who seem to have (or know someone who has) psychic abilities. It started out with @@Terrence Love Me predicting something would happen on Feb 22nd or 25th I believe. This was the day when Ben took to IG, called out LB, confirmed Lana was still working on the album, and stated that neither March 22nd nor 29th were the album release date. Then, user Peroxide (rip) predicted we would get news on March 5th I think, and idr what news we got but we def got something. This may have been the day that Lana tweeted from her missdaytona Twitter account. Now Terrence’s mom has predicted that we will get “closure” between now and April 30th, and that the album will come sometime in June. We have no reason to believe this as fact aside from previous coincidences and blind faith. Certain other users have made predictions before (salvatore and mrborntolose I believe), but Terrence, so far has been the most reliable.

Madonna and Britney, too, I think, and defs Beyonce, but idk if Lana is very good at multi-tasking; I mean look at this current situation with the poetry/album. 
 

 
I can already imagine the IG comments:
 
"WHERE'S THE ALBUM, BITCH?!"
 
"OMG LEAVE HER ALONE SHE'S LACTATING OK?!?!"
 
"Stop asking for the album and appreciate the pic of the knitted booties. Smh so disrespectful"

that feeling of trying so hard to reach something that seems so impossible and unattainable, but no matter how hard u try everything just seems to remain the same. and u fall back to feeling sour and bitter about everything. and all the people u meet and all the men u try to keep around just... dont give the same energy back. and the experiences u want to experience just never come around. and u just keep on dancing and dancing and drinking and drninking and ugH. sorry

i wasn't expecting this at all but everything about this is excellence, the song is so soft and intimate and i don't even know where to start with those visuals i'm crying

Scratch that title, it seems stuffy or too Pokemon Elite 4. But yea, it'll b like a combination of Khloe K's Revenge Body and Queer Eye but for young stars/starlets. She'll need an adequate amount of rest nightly, and 1 hour break time every 8 hours. Creative direction, lifestyle habits. Personal coaching, a security guard. Social media assistant. Lana + professionalism n work ethic? My god 

if nothing happens at the end of april i will call my mum a whore and lock myself in the bathroom

Please try to post only NFR-related content in this thread. There seems to be some great discussion about NFR in here, but many off-topic posts in-between which can be annoying for users to read. There are a myriad of other threads on LanaBoards to post off-topic content, and if there isn't one you find fit, anyone is free to create a new thread!
 
I recommend the following for most of the off-topic posts I see on here:
Random Lana Discussion
Random Conversation Thread
 
and you were not the only one warned! x

suicide postponed

I’m so sick of her.
 
Courtney calling her out is the highlight of the era, tho

Venice Bitch is so powerful he released a whole EP inspired by it and it’s still nowhere as good as Lana’s song ugh her mind

...Kevin Abstract's album inspired by Venice Bitch coming before the album with Venice Bitch on it
 

Token optimistic post for this thread: Idk folks, I just really trust my intuition and despite all of this T O R T U R E I truly feel that we're on the verge of hearing Lana's best work yet