lil aerosol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8_jTlXVkX4

Norman Fucking Roblox

i hope the album cover is norman rockwell as a robloxian

my roblox username was ricknowels aslkalksdlas

THE CHICKEN WAS LOVELY!

Ya'll this is a Norman Fucking Rockwell Pre-release thread not a drama convention xoxoxo

ma'am(s) this is a wendy's...

she'd literally just sing the 'duh' part

she'd literally just sing the 'duh' part

she'd literally just sing the 'duh' part

Okay ladies so this Charlie’s Angels thing is giving me hope that this mess of an era could still be successful. Here is my ideas for how the era goes from now on:
Charlie’s Angels single drops. It sounds pretty radio friendly and usually soundtrack leads do well so let’s assume it goes Top 10 (not unrealistic considering how Ariana has slayed the charts recently). Then, a ‘reliable source’ which will in fact be the Hillsong priest and/or one of her basic white hoes ‘leaks’ information to TMZ that Lana sucked Jack’s dick and the reason for NFR’s delay was because all their studio time ended up being just sex. Lana is now in the news, Azealia gets involved and the whole mess blows up. TMZ catches Lena off guard and starts asking her questions about the Lana-Jack scandal. Lena initially denies any knowledge of the affair but paparazzi pester her so much (said paparazzi is in fact LanaBoards stans playing dress up) to the point where Lena breaks down and pretends she knew about it all along, in an attempt to snatch some attention from all this. She threatens to leak Jack and Lana’s sextape which was in fact given to her by Lana’s team because they knew how she would react. But then Lana pulls a Bella Thorne and decides that she won’t let her personal stuff be held against her, so she releases the lead single for NFR, Cinnamon, with two music videos. One is the exact sextape that Lena was threatening to leak, and is released exclusively to men.com because gay rights, but only for a day. The alternate music video is a censored version of the sextape. Both have Cinnamon playing over it, with the ‘eh-eh’ post-chorus playing at the perfect moment  Now Lana is all the news and some are praising her for taking ownership of her body, but some are slut-shaming. The Charlie’s Angels song gets a new breath of life (this whole mess has been timed with the release of the actual movie) but most importantly Cinnamon gets the meme effect, the phenomenon which pushed OTR to #1, and many other meme songs to Top 10. Lana continues to ride the hype and releases more singles, eventually culminating in the release of Norman Fucking Rockwell, her most successful album to date.  
Boom. Hire me Lana.
 

Yes, me.. gay.. also very feminine... making a joke that i don't care if others think is wrong bc im literally both of those things. and yeah no, the person doesn't actually have aids and neither does Eclipse. your point = invalid. You can keep dragging it on though hehee

YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HANDS AS YOU COLOR ME BLUUUUEEE          

She'd just be humming in the background kjghkshjgkljk

ngl... lana seems to be doing a good amount of collabs lately so i wouldnt be surprised if she jumped on bad guy (also another great source of promo for the album which her managers would love) but yea im not sure if we would consider lana a megastar

Sorry sweeties for this random post but Billie keeps posting about Lana on instastory. She posted 2 (one yesterday) 'videos' and now a photo which gives me a major question what is she doing? I know that she loves Lana etc. but MR.S said that there's bad guy remix incoming with a megastar (do we even consider Lana as a megastar, though?). Anyways cannot wait for the 2th of July to wear my clown makeup. 

said noone

I am dead. I died.
Duh end.
I think I've been away for like...a year. And like...ain't nothing goin on lol

You know, if executed subtly and with class. We could have another mid-Tropico film waiting in the wings of this

Okay ladies so this Charlie’s Angels thing is giving me hope that this mess of an era could still be successful. Here is my ideas for how the era goes from now on:
Charlie’s Angels single drops. It sounds pretty radio friendly and usually soundtrack leads do well so let’s assume it goes Top 10 (not unrealistic considering how Ariana has slayed the charts recently). Then, a ‘reliable source’ which will in fact be the Hillsong priest and/or one of her basic white hoes ‘leaks’ information to TMZ that Lana sucked Jack’s dick and the reason for NFR’s delay was because all their studio time ended up being just sex. Lana is now in the news, Azealia gets involved and the whole mess blows up. TMZ catches Lena off guard and starts asking her questions about the Lana-Jack scandal. Lena initially denies any knowledge of the affair but paparazzi pester her so much (said paparazzi is in fact LanaBoards stans playing dress up) to the point where Lena breaks down and pretends she knew about it all along, in an attempt to snatch some attention from all this. She threatens to leak Jack and Lana’s sextape which was in fact given to her by Lana’s team because they knew how she would react. But then Lana pulls a Bella Thorne and decides that she won’t let her personal stuff be held against her, so she releases the lead single for NFR, Cinnamon, with two music videos. One is the exact sextape that Lena was threatening to leak, and is released exclusively to men.com because gay rights, but only for a day. The alternate music video is a censored version of the sextape. Both have Cinnamon playing over it, with the ‘eh-eh’ post-chorus playing at the perfect moment  Now Lana is all the news and some are praising her for taking ownership of her body, but some are slut-shaming. The Charlie’s Angels song gets a new breath of life (this whole mess has been timed with the release of the actual movie) but most importantly Cinnamon gets the meme effect, the phenomenon which pushed OTR to #1, and many other meme songs to Top 10. Lana continues to ride the hype and releases more singles, eventually culminating in the release of Norman Fucking Rockwell, her most successful album to date.  
Boom. Hire me Lana.
 

Okay ladies so this Charlie’s Angels thing is giving me hope that this mess of an era could still be successful. Here is my ideas for how the era goes from now on:
Charlie’s Angels single drops. It sounds pretty radio friendly and usually soundtrack leads do well so let’s assume it goes Top 10 (not unrealistic considering how Ariana has slayed the charts recently). Then, a ‘reliable source’ which will in fact be the Hillsong priest and/or one of her basic white hoes ‘leaks’ information to TMZ that Lana sucked Jack’s dick and the reason for NFR’s delay was because all their studio time ended up being just sex. Lana is now in the news, Azealia gets involved and the whole mess blows up. TMZ catches Lena off guard and starts asking her questions about the Lana-Jack scandal. Lena initially denies any knowledge of the affair but paparazzi pester her so much (said paparazzi is in fact LanaBoards stans playing dress up) to the point where Lena breaks down and pretends she knew about it all along, in an attempt to snatch some attention from all this. She threatens to leak Jack and Lana’s sextape which was in fact given to her by Lana’s team because they knew how she would react. But then Lana pulls a Bella Thorne and decides that she won’t let her personal stuff be held against her, so she releases the lead single for NFR, Cinnamon, with two music videos. One is the exact sextape that Lena was threatening to leak, and is released exclusively to men.com because gay rights, but only for a day. The alternate music video is a censored version of the sextape. Both have Cinnamon playing over it, with the ‘eh-eh’ post-chorus playing at the perfect moment  Now Lana is all the news and some are praising her for taking ownership of her body, but some are slut-shaming. The Charlie’s Angels song gets a new breath of life (this whole mess has been timed with the release of the actual movie) but most importantly Cinnamon gets the meme effect, the phenomenon which pushed OTR to #1, and many other meme songs to Top 10. Lana continues to ride the hype and releases more singles, eventually culminating in the release of Norman Fucking Rockwell, her most successful album to date.  
Boom. Hire me Lana.
 

Okay ladies so this Charlie’s Angels thing is giving me hope that this mess of an era could still be successful. Here is my ideas for how the era goes from now on:
Charlie’s Angels single drops. It sounds pretty radio friendly and usually soundtrack leads do well so let’s assume it goes Top 10 (not unrealistic considering how Ariana has slayed the charts recently). Then, a ‘reliable source’ which will in fact be the Hillsong priest and/or one of her basic white hoes ‘leaks’ information to TMZ that Lana sucked Jack’s dick and the reason for NFR’s delay was because all their studio time ended up being just sex. Lana is now in the news, Azealia gets involved and the whole mess blows up. TMZ catches Lena off guard and starts asking her questions about the Lana-Jack scandal. Lena initially denies any knowledge of the affair but paparazzi pester her so much (said paparazzi is in fact LanaBoards stans playing dress up) to the point where Lena breaks down and pretends she knew about it all along, in an attempt to snatch some attention from all this. She threatens to leak Jack and Lana’s sextape which was in fact given to her by Lana’s team because they knew how she would react. But then Lana pulls a Bella Thorne and decides that she won’t let her personal stuff be held against her, so she releases the lead single for NFR, Cinnamon, with two music videos. One is the exact sextape that Lena was threatening to leak, and is released exclusively to men.com because gay rights, but only for a day. The alternate music video is a censored version of the sextape. Both have Cinnamon playing over it, with the ‘eh-eh’ post-chorus playing at the perfect moment  Now Lana is all the news and some are praising her for taking ownership of her body, but some are slut-shaming. The Charlie’s Angels song gets a new breath of life (this whole mess has been timed with the release of the actual movie) but most importantly Cinnamon gets the meme effect, the phenomenon which pushed OTR to #1, and many other meme songs to Top 10. Lana continues to ride the hype and releases more singles, eventually culminating in the release of Norman Fucking Rockwell, her most successful album to date.  
Boom. Hire me Lana.
 

Okay ladies so this Charlie’s Angels thing is giving me hope that this mess of an era could still be successful. Here is my ideas for how the era goes from now on:
Charlie’s Angels single drops. It sounds pretty radio friendly and usually soundtrack leads do well so let’s assume it goes Top 10 (not unrealistic considering how Ariana has slayed the charts recently). Then, a ‘reliable source’ which will in fact be the Hillsong priest and/or one of her basic white hoes ‘leaks’ information to TMZ that Lana sucked Jack’s dick and the reason for NFR’s delay was because all their studio time ended up being just sex. Lana is now in the news, Azealia gets involved and the whole mess blows up. TMZ catches Lena off guard and starts asking her questions about the Lana-Jack scandal. Lena initially denies any knowledge of the affair but paparazzi pester her so much (said paparazzi is in fact LanaBoards stans playing dress up) to the point where Lena breaks down and pretends she knew about it all along, in an attempt to snatch some attention from all this. She threatens to leak Jack and Lana’s sextape which was in fact given to her by Lana’s team because they knew how she would react. But then Lana pulls a Bella Thorne and decides that she won’t let her personal stuff be held against her, so she releases the lead single for NFR, Cinnamon, with two music videos. One is the exact sextape that Lena was threatening to leak, and is released exclusively to men.com because gay rights, but only for a day. The alternate music video is a censored version of the sextape. Both have Cinnamon playing over it, with the ‘eh-eh’ post-chorus playing at the perfect moment  Now Lana is all the news and some are praising her for taking ownership of her body, but some are slut-shaming. The Charlie’s Angels song gets a new breath of life (this whole mess has been timed with the release of the actual movie) but most importantly Cinnamon gets the meme effect, the phenomenon which pushed OTR to #1, and many other meme songs to Top 10. Lana continues to ride the hype and releases more singles, eventually culminating in the release of Norman Fucking Rockwell, her most successful album to date.  
Boom. Hire me Lana.