silver starlet

found a color pic of chuck and her fish 

i really hate how thirsty woodkid and jaime and bradley and shaun are and how they name drop lana every opportunity they can get. YAWN.   

"oh cool so what does the M stand for?" 
 
"its the first initial of my favorite singer's grandmother" 
 

I will tattoo 'taste like Pepsi cola" on my ~ pussie ~ and "u luv how heartshaped it is" on my ass

Not only is that unbelievably ugly, but so stupid too. That monologue was written by Lana, and is entirely about the events in HER life. Why would this person get this tattooed on them? Did their mother ever tell them that they had a "chameleon soul"?
 
I find it so so ridiculous to get something so personal to another person - something that has absolutely no significance to your own life - permanantly inked on your back for the rest of your life.
 
Lol

"now my life is sweet like cinnamon, like a fucking dream on ritalin"

found a color pic of chuck and her fish 

"My team of angels at the birth. Kyle, Lana best doc ever Dr. Randy Harris."

can someone resize robs face for a smiley in those two pictures 

she's 28

I found a bunch of old Lake Placid News (LPN), Adirondack Daily Express (ADE), Plattsburgh Press-Rebulican (PPR) articles archived as black and white PDF scans that mention Lizzy, some with photos of her:
 
 
 
Here's a rundown of the rest of the references:
 
Involvement in Sports
Skiing. "Lately, the students of St. Agnes School have accomplished a lot out of school. Many SAS students particpated recently in some exciting ski races: NYSEF World Cup race for JV (ages 7-10). Placings are as follows... Elizabeth Grant 20th". January 25, 1995 LPN Sports page box score showing her run time and placing ("8. Elizabeth Grant   44.33") in the Ed Damp Junior V World Cup. March 12, 1996 PPR
"The New York Ski Educational Foundation (NYSEF) held its annual family race and picnic for participants in the.series last Saturday, at which time the final standings were released... Elizabeth Grant (259)... Completed the top 10." March 23, 1996 ADE
Skating. "The following scholarships have been awarded by the Skating Club of Lake Placid to the skaters named below... $50 scholarships for ice or lessons... Elizabeth Grant." March 27, 1997 ADE Softball. She played center fielder for her middle school team. "Elizabeth grant [sic] OF-C". April 10, 1998 LPN Involvement in Other Extra-curricular Activities
Choir. "The Lake Placid High School (LPHS) concert started off with the chorus singing 'Psallite'. They song many traditional Christmas Carols [sic]. The chorus personnel are... Elizabeth Grant". March 7, 2000 LPN "After the Women's Ensemble it was the high school chorus' time to shine... Medley from 'Les Miserables' had many soloists, such as... Elizabeth Grant". June 23, 2000 LPN
What song do you think she sang?
Performed in a variety show (as well as Chuck and Charlie). June 23, 2000 LPN Secretary of the high school Key Club. "On Tuesday May 9, the Key Club members welcomed new leadership... Congratulations also go to the new secretary. Elizabeth Grant". June 23, 2000 LPN Staff of the Blue Times Bomber, the school newspaper which appears to have been an insert in the Lake Placid News. January 28, 2000  March 17, 2000 LPN  June 23, 2000 LPN Confirmation. "On Sunday afternoon. May 21, at 4:30 p.m.. Bishop Gerald Barbarito, bishop of Ogdensburg, came to Lake Placid and confirmed more than 50 people from area Roman Catholic churches, including St Agnes... It was a beautiful and solemn ceremony, with the church's altars and pillars decked in red, the bishop in his red chasuble (robe), wearing his miter on his head and holding his staff in hand. On the altar, dozens of red roses arranged in large vases added to the festive atmosphere. The 17 Lake Placid young people, all dressed in white robes, who received the gifts of the Holy Spirit in the sacrament of confirmation included... Elizabeth Grant". May 26, 2000 LPN Honor Roll
 
There are also many articles that list her on the honor roll:
Grade 7, High Honors. January 9, 1998 LPN  February 13, 1998 LPN  March 27, 1998 LPN  March 27, 1998 ADE  March 30, 1998 PPR  May 29, 1998 ADE  June 9, 1998 ADE  June 19, 1998 LPN  July 31, 1998 PPR Grade 8, Honors. March 5, 1999 LPN  March 8, 1999 ADE  March 12, 1999 LPN  May 7, 1999 LPN Grade 8, High Honors. June 18, 1999 LPN  July 20, 1999  July 23, 1999 LPN Grade 9, Honors. December 24, 1999 LPN  December 31, 1999 LPN  January 28, 2000 LPN This establishes pretty well that she started 9th grade in the fall of 1999. Unless you skip a grade, kids are 14 or 15 when they begin 9th grade (or at least turn 14 shortly after it begins). If Lizzy was really born in 1986 as she claims, she would have just turned 13 the summer before.   
 
Family Members
 
There's also a lot of articles mentioning other members of her family. I didn't spend a ton of time looking at those, but they appear to be mostly about her parents' efforts to organize opposition to a development project (Lake Placid does really remind me of Twin Peaks sometimes) for classic NIMBY reasons, her dad's real estate listings, and Chuck and Charlie's sports exploits (including a huge fish she caught).
 
However, this article describes in greater detail her dad's furniture company mentioned in that Domain Name Journal profile on him and this article gives more background on her family's ownership of "God Bless America" singer Kate Smith's home-- which Lizzy mentioned in this article and was the inspiration for the original title of AKA-- and their attempts to sell it at a large profit rather than an affordable price for the Kate Smith/God Bless America Foundation who wanted to turn it into a museum.
 
Note: Please let me know if any of my links appear wrong. That's a lot of links to copy and paste!

Lana Del Rey - The most awkward walker ever
 
Oh lana what are you doing lol

Preparing for the exodus of fans when she never releases Tropico

Finally, confirmed album tracks!  
She's having a Twitter ask-party or something...so far she's confirmed: 
Black Synagogue (longest track on the album) Black Dahlia (hardest song for her to record) April Fool's (first recorded song) Vinyl (last recorded song) Planes Fly (with Natalia Kills) In addition to 'Echelon' and 'Battle Cry' (I think that's the title - it's on BMI with Sia and Greg Kurstin), and possibly 'No Bueno', this gives us about half a tracklist!  
Approx. four features on it, too. 

i relate to this so much especially because my mom was talking so much shit about britney today oh my god

As your resident Member of the Month interview administrator, I can say I'm really happy to finally see this one happen. Baby V Alex has been in this community for a long time and always brightened it up with trademark sass and thorough clocks to anyone who crosses his path. Maybe most importantly, his passion for Britney Spears borders on Brazilian. Despite our fave-centric differences (*PLUGS ARTPOP*), he is one of my favorite members and although this was long overdue, how fortuitous that this serves as a birthmonth eleganza extravaganza~ Let him hear it! If anything, his queen has more emoticons than yours
 
Member of the Month: Baby V Alex!
 

 

I've been pronouncing it Lordy for the last year omfg
 
 
 

Hot Pink Trailer Trash
Jessica Rabbit
Queen of the Soda Fountain
My Mercedes
French Toast (Cinnamon Girl)
American Bitch
Tropical Gangsta 
Alabama Cowboy Man
 
I literally could do this all day.

Stefani you suck
 
THE MOST ICONIC LINE EVER

Not surprising from someone who doesn't know her own birth year either.

She praised Britney.