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LDR7 Pre-Pre-Release Thread 4000 pages, do that challenge

LDR7 Pre-Pre-Release Thread 4000 pages, do that challenge

Even on and after August 30 I'm ready to wait for NFR further just not to leave this iconic thread

happiness is a moth

Friendly reminder that page 3000 was brought to you by totalitarianism and fascism
 

Pincurlsandpearls from LanaBoards, First of Her Name, Khaleesi of The Great Grass Sea, Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, Protector of the Realm

You guys were way more fun before she released the cover and tracklist. Like can y'all literally chill for a hot minute?

What I'm doing is definitely using the name 'pincurlsandpearls from Lanaboards' in real life   something I'm not doing, however, is throwing around words like fascism and totalitarianism like someone else is doing on this thread lol. Weird way to try to come for someone but go off, I suppose.

I saw someone mention we should make this a thread a few hundred pages ago in the NFR Pre-Release thread and couldn’t find one. This is a thread for the lies she’s told us and the unfulfilled promises that will probably never actually happen.
 
So I’m starting it.
 
Let’s start off with some of the more obvious lies:
 
2012: “I’d like to re-release (remake?) my first album [AKA]”
2012: "I'm going to release a video for Dark Paradise"
2017: “I’m thinking about releasing an album of 25 favorite unreleased tracks”
2017: "I'm going to release a video for Cherry"
2017: "Yosemite and BAR will be released as folk singles - possibly in a folky EP."
2018: “Norman Fucking Rockwell will be released top of the new year [2019]”
2019: "Violet will be out Jan 4" [Source]
May 2020: "I'll be releasing my album (Chemtrails) September 5"
Nov. 2020: "I'm going to digitally release an album of covers for you for Christmas"

streamed LFA 166 times while sleeping 

Coachella is Pumkin

Coachella is Pumkin

Coachella is Pumkin

Coachella is Pumkin

Coachella is Pumkin

Coachella is Pumkin

Coachella is Pumkin

Coachella is Pumkin

Change (a masterpiece Lana produced in four hours after she dragged Rick Nowells to the studio the night before she was supposed to hand the album over to her label) meeting Looking For America (a masterpiece Lana wrote, produced and released in the spam of 24 hours after she dragged Jack Antonoff all the way from NYC to LA)
 

Our girl was not training to be a pilot, she has been studying to become a chef because she cooked for us a whole damn FEAST!

Me, trying to pretend I haven't heard the new two songs
even though they're not even out in my country yet
 

shes 100% working with jack for her next album. they connected so well, she calls him up the second she has a song in mind. poor rick

Did anyone try the snippets? I thought the snippets were lovely.

i like ‘breastfed’ more

Lana looks so good in the cover for the new song. Y’all are never satisfied with her appearance are y’all?