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Damn, she's a crazy bitch.
 
Gives us nothing for 7 months, then gives us a cover, a song she made up in a day, and two more songs with MVs in the space of a week.
 
She's probably releasing most of the album before the actual release so that she doesn't have a breakdown if it leaks.
 
I, personally, would definitely have a breakdown if my boyfriend grew a moustache like Chase Stogel's and then my album leaked.

omg
 
https://twitter.com/ultrasubversive/status/1161387800668889088
 
"Fuck It I Love You / The Greatest video dropping on Saturday! It's 9:19 long and she looks gorgeous with her hair down & straight, serving Ultraviolence vibes"
 
:air:

i feel like Lana is a bit far away in terms of expressing who she really is to fans. in her music the lyrics feel honest and real but to me it seems like her interactions with us are surface level. it feels like she's constantly attempting to project an image rather than succumbing to reality and behaving like a normal person. 

[Lana’s next cover will go like this]
 
Nobody:
Lanaboards:
Still fucking nobody:
 
Lana: All u ladies pop ur pussy like this shake ur body don’t poop dont piss

iconic though
 
all you ladies pop your pussy like this
get your pepsi and shake till it fizz

That’s the second chorus

leaving her secret lovers house and taking an exit without paparazzi catching her because they dont know what car shes in

"Norman Fucking Rockwell: Japanese Deluxe Edition, now including bonus track Rectal Devastation!"

The Gays™ don't like it bc they can't give a proper blowjob listening to that.

This is her??

Why does she look blonde and like 15 yrs old

Nooo....maybe she’s just closing her twitter account. I don’t know her past history tbh

One without the gun where the moth can freely fly... so touching and heartbreaking at the same time
Fuck it I moth you

I'm gonna miss this thread... I was literally born here, you can find the placenta in some corner if you look carefully...

What about all these shitposters
And all their shitposter's shitposters
   
 
OK page 3001: which one of you bitches is sis? Reveal thyself.

pussy
 
EDIT: Oh. Would you look at that. 

Also, did you guys catch this subliminar message?
 

 
Like... look closely...
 

 
She outed herself as the HCIC... head clown in charge
 

But the real tea is: Lana said she stans BTS so where is the BTS collab? Where are the korean verses? Where is the song about how delicious Jungkook looks? Where's the cover of Singularity? These are the REAL questions.
 

I hate Lana Del Rey and white women because she didn’t include mental health issues of women in the Philippines!

Lana: releases a simple song written within hours, sharing her thoughts about the past few mass shootings but excluding the subjects of the state of Israel, the origins of racism, the civil war in Somalia or the current state of how the Japanese government treats the Comfort Women issue
 
Lanaboards: 

Can this conversation change please? This same boring shit is being said over and over
 
WHO GIVES A FUCK we’re all gonna stay talking about her here. Nothing will change. You’ll all say “oh she needs to be more woke” and then you complain when she tries to be. I don’t get it... get a hobby already fuck
 
Anyways, anyone else been listening to Season Of The Witch? I love it

I lost a friend at the Thousand Oaks Borderline shooting. Is it bad that I’m happy that she made this song? I’m really getting tired of the fake wokeness of some of y’all and as a leftist I think that’s saying something). We had 3 mass shootings in a week, like let the sis breathe.

okay guys at least she's not singing about shaking a black narcissist off her back with ha ass or smth this time okay thanks 

god honestly so many of you attack her when she's doing an inherently good thing (raising money for victims of a mass shooting) and it really shows the hate in your hearts

She literally was so moved by these recent mass shootings that she got her ass into a studio as soon as possible and turned it into a fantastic song that she’s now gone and released and will be donating all the proceeds to victims funds....
Like? Let’s not attack her for being “fake woke”... she’s doing more than most of y’all,
I swear there’s always members on here looking for shit to drag her about. This isn’t something you can use to say she’s fake woke, or doing for publicity or to benefit financially.... get a grip

Now that's something!