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I've cracked the code. Top of the year refers not to 2019 but to 3005. The new year. The year of the second coming of Christ. She's warning us to repent our sins, to convert. The "poetry book"? It's her Hillsong conversion therapy pamphlet. Only those who go to heaven get to hear the album. Gay ppl cant go to heaven

Hope is one of her best songs ever and I'll say it until I'm dead. I've listened to this song ~80 times including the day before it was officially released in my country and I never get tired of it. Not to post about my personal life but as someone who's been suffering from depression since 2015, this song hits the right places and I emotionally connect to it. Might be why I was so shocked when people called it boring and her voice emotionless when it came out.

to be young
and a duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb
bitch

We get ready, we get all hyped up
To get nothing in particular
March twenty-ninth or June twenty-first
Doesn't matter 'cos this era's the worst

Look at you clowns with your circus music
Refreshin' Lana's insta while snoozin'
You're part of the past and you'll never be the future
NFR era can be very confusing
 
It's enough just to make you unstan, unstan, unstan
Sometimes, it's enough just to make you unstan 

Clearly, you need to see this graph, which pertains to the levels of terrible and awfulness surrounding the false release dates.
 
The terrible and awfulness peaked on March 29 and June 21 respectively, and is expected to peak again 2 months minus 2 weeks from now.
 

I just feel like, at this point, we should be relying on facts and science ....
 
so I made this really scientific graph ....
 
as you can see, according to my calculations, we should get at least a snippet or equivalent around the middle of the month.
 
if anyone else has any scientific charts or conclusions, please contribute.
 
If anyone has any questions about my science, I will attempt to answer using language you will understand.
 

This US/Brit talk is making me think of a Brit version of Lana with a gap tooth and releasing an album called Margaret Fucking Thatcher

Yeah, but you lot still use imperial measurements, and then you do other stuff to attempt to be all rebellious, such as your silly mm/dd/yy format.
 
Plus you drive on the wrong side of the road, so

not americans trying to teach us brits how to speak english.. i have to SCREAM
 
we invented u

*random unreliable foreign website gives a date"
 
Lanaboards: OMG she's coming, its happening i cant believe the era is starting yaaaas feed us mom im so excited!!!!
 
*nothing happens*
 
 
Lanaboards:

hacked ben's icloud and stole the cover xoxo
 

Can't believe Lana is going to Justin's church. He's scum.

Wanted to compile all my terrible artwork 
 
NORMAN H*CKING ROCKWELL - The Hillsong Sessions
 
 
 
COLLABS WITH @RormanNockwell: Hope is a Dangerous ejnkgjtehkfdhg + merch concept
 
 
 
Leave me requests too <3

fuck JB

Basically Taylor blasted Scott Borchetta for selling her masters to a third party (who happens to be scooter braun who has bullied Taylor before according to her) without giving her a chance to buy them first despite her expressing interest in owning her masters. That + now Scooter is using Justin's instagram for damage control to make it look like taylor is the bad guy for wanting ownership of her own intellectual property. Lots of women like Halsey, Haim, Sky Ferreira and Iggy Azalea have already spoken on the situation or showed support for Taylor cause this seems to be something dirty that is well known among people in the music industry. She was done hardcore dirty and everyone knows it. It's gross how those sleazy assholes are trying to shift the blame on taylor. Scott commented seven seconds after justin's post went up and so did Justin's "wife". 

I just got possessed by Jesus Christ and made this, thots everybody?

I hope the like means he's actually gonna tell her. 
 

the homophobia jumped out (also that girl trying to latch herself onto Lana is gross)

Summertime Sadness- 
 
she's really gonna start skipping Doin Time after two shows 

This is not news, this is a distraction for us not to bother her with NFR related questions so that we could leave her for the summer during her shows. This puta knows what she is doing by twisting our minds

I'm so sorry to be offtopic. Please forgive me. I'm new here, but I've been reading this forum since 2016, ghosting during LFL era and reading this very topic since its creation, but always had some problems creating an actual account. But I'm finally here, I'm shaking and want to die of happines!     I just wanted to say that this thread is legendary! I'm so glad to join this cult! And as I've been a guest here for so many years I feel like I know all of you already and YOU ARE ALL ICONIC HILARIOUS LEGENDS AND BEST STANS IN THE WORLD! I already love you all